Lets try for another good chapter, is Rainbow dash annoying Dima?.
Ponyville fields:Rainbow dash+Dima.
Dima kept walking faster and faster,trying to ignore the pony behind him,trying to get his was a female one and this rainbow coloured pegasus was fucking annoying.
As in rule five,you had to adapt to your enviroment no matter how strange and fucked up it could be.I suppose I could always just ask this pegasus and find out about where I am right now.
Dima stopped dead in his tracks and turned around,he was suprised to find that the Pegasus was moving so fast she had bumped into him and thier mouths were...uh connected together. "This is fucking akward,get off me!".His muffeled voice still portrayed its siberian accent and so the two pegasuses got off each other. Rainbow dash blushed slightly,this was her first time that she had kissed somepony,even if it was accidently.
"Name?".She was quickly asked a question.
"Rainbow dash?". The quickfire question stunned her slightly.
"Well Rainbow dash,I am Dima..GRU spetsnaz oprative and currently confused about where he is,nice to meet you...by the way what is this..."land" called?".She was bombared with questions.
"Equestia,and...you are a pegasus".She tried to stall Dima,get him to see that he was being too harsh on all Rainbow dash had just got up and being ...question by this GRU oprative had made her eyes teary,being abused like this was almost too much.
"A horse that can fly?,by the way I am a human trapped in this SHITTY BODY AND I AM FUCKING PISSED!".All of start,Dimas rage began to show and he punched a nearby tree,slightly destroying it.
"Calm down".Rainbow dash put a friendly hoof on his shoulder.
"I am calm,do you want to see me not calm!".Dima roared again,trying to fumble for his knife and pistol...but like his clothes they were gone forever.
"Im sorry...Dima,but can you at least...calm down?".Dash sighed,she would have to take him to see Twilight and hopefully work it out there.