Ah its 4:40am over here but it will be a lot later when I finish this my Spetsnaz cousin is coming over next week!.So I can happily use him a model for this or whatever.
Now the training begins. "But doesnt Dash+Dima sound like a good couple?".
Yes it does,but this isnt a clop fic becuase I do them when I feel like it and right now I feel like going to bed and sleeping for once.
Cloudsdale:Dash+Dima.
"You flap your wings,then jump!.How many times have I told you?...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?,backflips on your fourth training flight IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!".Rainbow dash felt herself beginning to scream at Dima was so useless at flying that she just wanted to kill him.
He was seriously not Pegasus material,right now even bloody Fluttershy could outproform him!.
"STOP FLAPPING THOSE WINGS,IM GOING TO SHOW YOU!".Dash gave up and Dima fell to the floor when he stopped flapping angry female Pegasus then took to the sky and started basically showing off,proforming loops and even going at mach4.5.
Whatever Dima thought,it was that this wasnt how to teach anyone."You are the worst insructor I have ever had,at least I can fly".He remarked before flapping his wings,going a few metres fowards and then losing control,
"Kind off,Im getting there".
"See,thats flying!".Dash flew back,knocked Dima over and then boasted about how she was the greatest flyer in all of Equestria.
"By ANY chance do you enjoy showing off?".The not so talented Pegasus asked Dash.
"Yes,because I am the greatest flyer".
"Very well,not watch this!".Dima found a hole and then flew down directly. Of course the female followed him,thinking it was a after a few seconds she caught up with him as they flew down to the ground.
"What are you doing?".
"Playing chicken".He replied,chuckeling and smiling for the first time in a decade.
"Fair enough".
Dash did not realise that "chicken"was a game of sucidal nerves and betting that your opponent would give up first. Thats when she began to question the wisdom of Dimas actions when they came closer and closer to the ground. Although neither pony was giving ground of slowing down,Dash began to think about doing something for once.
"Is this...safe?".She asked the other pony a question.
"No why?,feeling like a chickEN!".He taunted.
"NO!".Rainbows ego was that she couldnt and wouldnt lose.
"So if we just...accelerate...".
When Dima started to go faster towards the surface,Dash slowed down until the male was out of sight. She waited for a few minutes,a few he still didnt come. "Have you hurt yourself again?".She wondered,slightly nervous that Dima might be dead for once.
"Boo!".
"YEARGGGHHHHH!".Dash jumped out of her skin,the schemening Dima had apparently flown all the way above and behind her,just so he could her a little scare.
"Thats,it...Canterlot tommorow!".The blue Pegasus,annoyed that she was beatan but feeling weird that Dima had gone all that way to see her reaction,shouted in another squeaky voice.
"Do you enjoy squeaking,you would make a good dog toy".Dima sniggered,enjoying Dashes reaction.
