Well I got some sleep afterall. Now for the next chapter.
Why does Rainbow Dash have that random squeaky voice in the seasonal eqisodes?.
Glad it was funny King.
Next morning-Cloudsdale:Dima+Dash.
The next morning,the pair prepared to fly to Dima was prepared to fly anyway. Dash was still in the bathroom throwing up after a night of drinking.
"I cant believe she drank so little,my dead grandmother could have drunk more!".He insulted the Pegasus silently.
"Blammmggghhhhrrrrrrrrr".Another bout of liquid stumach juices came out of Rainbow as she threw up in the mirror she found that her hair was out of place,the beautiful mane was stained with alcohol and her eyes were shattered. "Remind me not to drink again".She asked the toilet.
Well Dash wasnt expecting a answer becuase it was a toilet,but it was better than telling Dima who had drunk about four times as much and he was fine!.
"Dima!...DimA!...DIMA!"She opened the door and screamed at him to come in.
"What?...hahaha look at you Dash,you didnt drink much yet...".Dima came in ,looked at Dash and laughed,he really really laughed upon seeing Rainbow.
"Hey,its not funny!".She squeaked again.
"Dog...toy!".Dima joked again before narrowling missing a bar of soap that she threw at him.
"Get out!".She shouted at him before throwing up.
"Okay,just make sure your ready to fly to Canterlot...in five minutes!".
"OI!,remeber who taught you to fly!".
"Well I know you didnt,taught me jack shit".
Dima hastily made his way out of the bathroom,casually dodging soap like it was bullets fired out of a AK47,but instead it was a infinte rain of soap bars.
"Well someones on thier...wait its a pony".He joked again.
Dima then sat on a chair.Dash was pretty cute when shes was that...quite pretty and a gorgeous mane,well apart from the fact she has got alcohol wouldnt mind doing...no its a pony you will be home soon.
By the question really remained,if he got home...like in that dream or was this a dream?.Either way he was a part of Operation Thuderstrike and in the middle of being carpet bombed by his own side!.
Apart from that..and the random rainbow coloured things was enjoyable.
"Mwahwsywafsoewhfhudsiwdhwo".A slurred voice came out of the bathroom and Rainbow slouched out mumbleing incoherntly.
"Dear god you smell awful!".Dima shouted,holding his nose."Are you seriously going out like that?".
"Yeah,Im fine!".Dash suddenly awake answered back,according to her own standards,smelling of acohol,sick and something else was just fine!.
"What is THIS white stuff on me anyway,GAHHH it smells funny!".She sniffed at her hooves,though they were still light blue...something white and sticky was on them.
"Yeah thats it,you are having a bath Dash...NOW!".Dima couldnt stand the smell anymore,picking up Rainbow in one hoof and kicking down the bathroom prepared to show her what a bath was.
"Hey,I bath like twice EVERY WEEK!".Dash screamed in protest as she was shoved in the bath and Dima began to wash her down. "No wonder why you smell so much".He mumbled,going to her hoofs first.
Dash felt the water all over her,she tried to get free of the soap that was everywhere around her body but the Pegasuses grip was too strong. The torrent of water then began to fill up around her,the sides of the bath became smaller and smaller until with horror she realised that this wasnt just a light was really bathing her.
"NOOOOOOO!"Dashes mane became clogged with soap as the Russian Pegasus doused her mane with water. She didnt feel good,it felt like she was being pruned with Rarity.
"Pffff,in the Spetsnaz we are always out,getting a bath or a good shower is one of the best things I can ask for Dash".Dima got in with her,stroking her back before rubbing it down with a shampoo that Dash was sure that he just bought one for this ocassion.
A electriying sensation went down Rainbows back,her coat was all shiny and Dima was out of the bath...he wasnt even wet."How did you even do that?".She asked,confused.
"Do what?,I have been here the entire time...watching you bathe yourself".
"WHAT?".
"Hurhurhurhurhur".Came the response.
"Are you saying...that you played a trick on me,made me do THIS!".Rainbow shouted at him,angry that she was as shiny as Rarity.
"Well no,I was joking Dash...just thought you would look a lot better clean.I mean look!.You clean now and no longer smell like acohol...".Dima grunted back,he was going to something else aswell and Dash knew that he was DID look better.
"Well thanks...I guess".The female Pegasus blushed slightly. Dima thought she looked pretty cute like that.
"Shall we go to Canterlot now?".
"Course".
"By the way,you did something last night".Dima chuckeled.
"WHAT!".
Canterlot:Dima+Dash.
"Right your meeting the princess today".
"Where is she".
"In that tower!".
"BUT THATS LIKE TWENTY FOUR MILES AWAY".
"Tough".
