"Damn I have a head ack." Hidan said waking up. Then he sat up. "What the fuck did I do last night." Then he realized he wasn't in his room . Or his house for that matter and that his ass hurt like a bitch.

"Good morning Hidan." Kakuzu said giving him a cup of coffee. "By the way your in my house. And your clothes are in the drier. Go take a shower before they get done, I'll bring them up." He finished leaving Hidan to take a shower.

Hidan just sat there dumfounding. But after a few minutes. "I fucked my boss." He said finally realized.

"Hidan shower!" Kakuzu yelled from the kitchen. "And I fucked you." He added.

"Shut up dumbass I have a head ack and my ass hurts!" He yelled back but got up anyway to take a shower.

After Hidan was showered and dressed. Well wearing pants.

"May I ask why your not wearing a shirt?" Kakuzu asked him calmly once he came down stairs into the kitchen. He was putting food on the table.

"What you don't like seeing me with shirt." Hidan said taking a sit at the table. "Why is there four plates?" Just then the door bell rung.

"Come in! It's unlocked!" Kakuzu yelled loud enough for whoever was at the door could hear.

"Hello Kakuzu, un." Deidara said walking into the kitchen. "Oh hi Hidan. I'm guessing you to had fun last night, yeah." Deidara asked once he noticed him.

"Brat that is none of are concern." Sasori told the blond once he got in there. "Good morning Kakuzu Hidan." He said sitting at the table Deidara following him. "Were we interrupting anything." He said indicating to Hidan bare chest.

"No but I was wondering myself why he wasn't wearing a shirt." Kakuzu said giving everyone there share of bacon and eggs(I have no idea).

"Well I didn't know that people were going to come over. Now did I." Hidan said truefully starting to eat his food.

"He has a good point, un." Deidara stated joining Hidan in eating.

"Shut up." Was all Kakuzu had to say.

After breakfast. Hidan and Deidara stayed behind to do dishes and let there partners go to the living room to talk.

"So you're a toy now." Deidara ask the silver haired man.

"I guess. Does this mean were just fucking toys for there pleaser." Hidan asked the other man.

"Well its different for all of us. Me and Danna live together and have been inseparable senses I came to the A base. Kisame and Itachi knew each other before Itachi joined the A base so they were close and Kisame wouldn't dream of hurting the weasel. And Pein and Konan have know each other a long time, or at least that's what Danna told me." Deidara said having to think for a second. "But Kakuzu he normal trys to scares of his new toys."

"Trust me he tried to." Hidan said laughing about it a bit then dried his hands off. "His face was priceless."

"Must have been. You're the only one he hasn't scared off before Friday." Deidara said laughing remembering the last guy running out and then seeing Kisame and Itachi in the middle of a make out session if the man wasn't scared before he was then. "The last guy was straight. And he saw Kisame and Itachi making out." Deidara said sitting at the table.

"Wow that must have been a fun day. So I guess I'm lucky." Hidan said looking for the coffee machine. "Oi dumbass where is the coffee machine." Hidan asked the man in the living room sticking his head out the doorway of the kitchen.

"In the cabinet by the fridge." Kakuzu told him. "Now back to what we were talking about." He said turning his aticion back to Sasori. "I told you I tried to scare this one away just like the last one."

"But normally you try harder to scary them. One time you sent them to me and Dei when it was are break." Sasori said laughing remembering the guys face and Dei asking if he wanted to join.

"And your boyfriend there didn't help."

"Nether did Konan when she heard him scream."

"Oi do you two dumbass want coffee!" Hidan yelled from the kitchen.

"Yea." They both said.

"Kisame and Itachi are going to be coming to are house for dinner tonight. Do you and Hidan want to join us?" Deidara ask once he and Hidan were in the living room and everyone had there coffee.

"Sure." Kakuzu said.

"Hey don't I have a choose." Hidan said trying to get a choose in this.

"No." Kakuzu said bluntly taking a sip of his coffee. "Will Zetsu and Tobi be joining us there?"

"Yes. But Pein and Konan can't there stuck doing a training class."

"Teaching or taking?"

"Teaching." Sasori answered "New kids for the B base. I thought they had it covered with the guys at the Akatsuki."

"I know but the big guy wants there to be more forces. But Konan refuses to let him add anymore than 10 guys on are team."

"Don't we have the test fight against K base on Monday."

"Yep and if we win. We ether go against L base or I base."

"Hold on what test fight." Hidan asked.

"Oh yea I guess you weren't told." Sasori said. "Well and I guess only You and Deidara haven't been in one of these."

"See the way you get in the A base is to prove that you disserve to be there. But for the game we just play with paint ball guns that way no one gets hurt."

"Aw that's to fucking fun." Hidan pouted.

"Don't pout. I don't think Sasori and Deidara want to see me take you in the living room." Kakuzu said kissing him.

"I don't like porn." Sasori said chuckling.

"Danna don't laugh that's how you were."

"Brat."