"Hey Kakuzu." Hidan yelled looking for something to wear ,in Kakuzu's dresser, when that went to Sasori and Deidara's for dinner.
"Yea." He said sticking his head from the bathroom.
"Why do I have to go to this thing?"
"Cause I'm going."
"So." Hidan said finally finding one of Kakuzu's smaller shirts. Putting it on turning his head to Kakuzu as he walked out of the bathroom.
"You are my toy any where I go you go. Those are the rules." He said grabbing him by the front of his shirt. " Do you understand."
"Of course Caption." Hidan said leaning up to kiss him.
"Good lieutenant." Kakuzu said walking out of the room. Depriving Hidan of his kiss.
"Bastred!" Hidan yelled going into the bathroom to fix his hair.
"Welcome to are lovely home. Make yourself comftable, un. Dinner will be in a half hour." Deidara said leading them into what looked like a living room. "Danna is making homemade pizza." He said smiling and sitting down. "Kakuzu your welcome to go in there Kisame is in there to. Itachi is in the bathroom." He answered before they could even voice their question.
"Well I guess I'll go and help them." He said getting up. "You two behave."
"Danna already gave me the talk, un."
"And I'll be in here two." Itachi said making his entrance.
"Okay. Behave." Kakuzu said kissing Hidan on the top of his head.
" Okay okay." Hidan said blushing.
"Aw you two are so cute. I wish Konan could have seen that, un." Deidara said as soon as Kakuzu left.
"Just ignore him he spends way to much time with Konan."
"This come the gossip Queen himself, un." Deidara said laughing.
"Shut up." Itachi said pouting.
"So you like this new guy?" Kisame asked one of his oldest friends. "My Itachi pouting sense are going off." He thought.
"Trust me. By the time me and Dei left he was about to jump him."
"Oh so you really like think new guy."
"Shut up." Kakuzu said laying his head on the island. "But the kid never shuts up."
"Well you never talk."
"I hate you two."
"Yea. You know you love us." Kisame said causing Sasori to let out a chuckle.
"Hey Dei is Zestu and Tobi here yet?"
"We are now." Zetsu said walking into the kitchen setting his coat on top of the others.
"Just in time." Sasori said pulling two large pizzas out of the oven. "Someone go tell them that foods ready and tell Dei to put the movie in."
"Okay." Kakuzu said getting up going to the living room.
"Food. And Deidara Sasori said put the movie in." This caused Hidan and Tobi to rush the kitchen and Itachi to slowly walk and Deidara to get the movie out. Kakuzu joined them to get pizza before it was all gone. He walked in seeing Hidan scarffing down one of his slices.
"You're going to choke." He said to his boyfriend. "Boyfriend? Is that really what he is?" Kakuzu thought.
"Well then we'll test how much I can fit into my mouth tonight." Hidan said winking. This cause most people in the room to choke.
"I'm going to hold you to that." Kakuzu said slapping Hidan's ass as he passed by him. "What the hell? I've never flirted like this with anyone." He thought.
"Whatever big boy." He said walking out with Itachi and Tobi. Deidara coming in the room to get his pizza.
"Hey Danna the movie is ready." He said picking up some pizza putting it on a plate.
"Okay babe." Sasori said kissing his forehead. "We'll be out in a sec."
"Okay Danna." He said leaving.
"You and that little brat seem pretty close." Sasori said breaking the silence.
"Damn you and Kakuzu are getting really serous." Deidara basically squealing. " Danna wouldn't even let me think of doing something like that in front of everyone. He wouldn't make sure I couldn't walk properly for a week."
"No more talking about me pounding Deidara into the headboard." Sasori said walking into the room. He waited till everyone sat down. Hidan sitting between Kakuzu's legs on the floor Kakuzu's back to the couch. Itachi sitting on Kisame's lap in the recliner. Zetsu and Tobi on the love seat. And Deidara waiting for Sasori to sit down on the other side of the couch. "Everyone ready." He asked. Getting a "yes" from everyone but a "Start the fucking movie" from Hidan. "Asshole." He said under his breath pressing play. Then taking his place by Deidara.
"What the hell is this anyway."
"A movie about the end of the world." Deidara answered. "It's called "The day after tomorrow."
"That was so fucking funny when the news guy got hit by the sign. He deserved it. You just don't stand their like a dumb fuck while tornadoes are surrounding you. You run. Unless you want to take your chances with them." Hidan ranted on the way back to Kakuzu's house.
"Will you shut up." Kakuzu said pining Hidan to a light pole.
"Make me." He said biting at Kakuzu.
"Okay." He said smirking throwing Hidan over his shoulder.
"Kuzu what do you plan to do?" Hidan asked.
"I'm going to take you up on your offer from earlier.
"Eck."
"What going back on your word?"
"No."
"Okay." He said unlocking the door. "I think you can walk from here." Putting him down and starting walking up the stairs.
"Asshole." he said following him a few seconds later. But once he got in the room.
"Suck." Kakuzu said pointing towards his cock. Hidan with a WTF face in the doorway.
"He was serous." Hidan had concluded in his mind "How the hell did that thing fit in me?" He asked himself "No wonder my ass was sore." He thought rubbing his still sore ass "But does he really expect me to suck that thing. It's fucking huge!" He thought.