Finalllllllyyyyy. Here it is in all is pervy goodness enjoy. And i know they are OOC.

"He was serous." Hidan had concluded in his mind "How the hell did that thing fit in me?" He asked himself "No wonder my ass was sore." He thought rubbing his still sore ass "But does he really expect me to suck that thing. It's fucking huge!" He thought.

"Eh." Hidan finally managed to choke out.

"I sai suck. Was I talking to fast?" Kakuzu said kicking Hidan's legs out from under him making him land on his knees in front of Kakuzu. "Now prove that your not just talk."

"Whatever." He said but inside he was "Oh Jashin how am I going to do this!"

"Are you going to do anything or just sit there like a moron?" This comment cause Hidan to bit the tip of Kakuzu's member. "Ouch you little shit!" He smacked the back of Hidan's head. "What was that for?"

"My ass."

"You asked for it."

"I was drunk!""You don't seem to regret it.""I don't!"

"Then suck!" He said turning Hidan's head towards his member.

This time Hidan licked the tip earning a encouraging moan. He slowly licked his way up the member till he reached the base. Then he carefully licked his balls coating then with his own salve.

"You have done any sucking yet." Kakuzu managed to get out.

"Fuck you."

"Okay." Kakuzu said then quickly as he said "Okay" had flipped Hidan over and had his pants and underwear down to his knees and was on top of him. "This better?" He asked nibbling on his ear.

"Dirty basterd." Hidan mumbled. Kakuzu choose that moment to bit down on his ear. "What was that for?"

"For that sad attempted of a blow job." He said reaching his hands under Hidan one going under his shirt and one going to his member squeezing it. "Nice and hard for me." He said chuckling, causing Hidan to moan, as he started petting his member. He slowly moved his other arm up the other male's chest feeling every dip and bump till he reached his nips pinching the pink nub causing the other man to moan. He slowly moved his hand from Hidan's member and moved it towards his entrances parting the two round checks after he had smacked both of them then he licked the ring of muscles before plunging his tongue into Hidan hole.

"What the-" He couldn't finish his sentences before moaning loudly. Pushing his ass towards Kakuzu wanting more of that devilish tongue of his. The he felt a hand on his member. "When had that gotten there?" He didn't have much time to think of that before cumming in Kakuzu's hand and all over his shirt, or should he say Kakuzu's shirt.

"We haven't even got to the fun part yet." Kakuzu said as he removed his tongue from Hidan's entrance. This cause the man under him to winy. "What? Want more?" His answer was a pleading look from the man. "Look we're al ready hard again." He said grabbing the other mans member. "What ever you want." He said putting his member in quickly and dry. Causing the other man to scream out in pain. "Can't take the pain?"

"Just give me a sec." Hidan said taking in a deep breathe trying to get use to the other man inside of him. "Okay move."

It started out slow but soon after a few shouts about "faster" and "harder" from Hidan they had both cummed, Hidan on there chest and Kakuzu inside of Hidan. Kakuzu had set Hidan on the bed and went to go get something to clean them both off after he had gather/token off the clothing they had been wearing to go set them in the laundry basket.

Once he came back with a wash cloth, and had already cleaned himself off, he started cleaning off Hidan.

"Go to sleep." Kakuzu told him once he was done. He laid in bed with Hidan, after getting rid of the cloth.

"Loves you Kuzu." Was the last thing Hidan said before going to sleep.

"Looks like I'm not sleep." Was the first thing Kakuzu thought that night. He diffident wasn't going to sleep tonight.