A Very Cahill Christmas Chap 7
Hello peoples! So just a quick note one of the reasons I've been focusing on Jonah/Amy is because it's a small revenge directed at cammygrl. Why am I getting revenge? Because in her review of my other story, A Whole New Kind Of Awkward, she called me sweetie. DON'T. EVER. CALL. ME. SWEETIE! If you do I will add some Amy/Hamilton stuff too. Understood? Good, now on to the story!
OH. MY. GOD! I'M KISSING JONAH! YAAAAAAAY! This was Amy Cahills thought process as her and Jonah kissed. After about a minute they both broke away, though not because they wanted to. They simply smiled at each other then went to do different things, still smiling like idiots.
Ian was furious to say the least. He has walked in on the starlings watching live footage of the library, and he saw Jonah kissing Amy. And Amy seemed to not only be enjoying it but she was also kissing Jonah back. Ian walked around the house for half an hour not sure if he should go talk to Jonah, or Amy. He eventually settled on Amy, because he didn't think she would like it if he beat up Jonah. Of course she wouldn't like it if you beat up Jonah, you fool, she was kissing him. Oh shut up, she must still have feelings for me. In your dreams cobra. Said a voice in his head that sounded eerily like Dan. Eventually he reached the kitchen where Amy was.
I KISSED AMY! WOOP! I mean sure now Ian will probably poison me and Hamilton will probably rip me limb from limb, but it was so totally worth it! Jonah thought happily as he tried to read, but he was too distracted by the kiss with Amy to read.
So distracted that he didn't notice Dan sneaking up behind him with a bucket full of banana peels. That is he didn't notice until Dan dumped them on his head. "DUDE! Not cool!" He yelled at Dan.
"Sorry man I thought you were Natalie." Dan answered. "Weird. This morning you mistook Hamilton for Natalie, and now you mistook me for Natalie. Do you need glasses or something?" Jonah questioned.
"What! No, no, no, no, no. Ninja masters do not need glasses." "Whatever I'm gonna go take a shower." Jonah said heading for the door. "You have fun with that!" Dan said smiling. Little did everyone know Natalie had helped him plan the two pranks. Mwa ha ha.
"Why did you kiss him?" Ian asked as he stepped into the kitchen, were Amy was making them all tuna sandwiches. "What do you mean why did I kiss him? I kissed him because I like him." Amy said quietly. "How can you like him? He's a bloody bafoon." Ian said exasperated.
"No he's not. He's actually really smart. And on top of that he never, oh I don't know, left me in a cave to die, let his mother almost feed me to the sharks, unlike some people." She said giving Ian what she called her Grace glare. Much to Amy's joy Ian squirmed under her steely gaze. "Sorry about that, love." He said rubbing his neck. "Don't call me love!" She said for what must have been the hundredth time, before stomping out.