A/N: So, the arrival of the newbie approaches. So, can anyone guess what this chapter is about? No, newbie isn't coming yet, but he will soon! And what this? People are already talking about him? Let's get on with the show, shall we?

Warnings: Major for Romano's mouth/The Bad Touch Trio/One tiny little America's mouth moment

Chapter Start

"Really, Feli?" Gilbert asked. "Pasta for lunch again?"

"Vee~ But I like-a it! Luddy brings wurst everyday, Al brings hamburgers, and Lovi brings tomatoes!" Feliciano argued, beginning to eat.

"Leave me and my **** tomatoes out of it…" Lovino grumbled. "And don't call me 'Lovi', ******!"

"Aww…but Lovi!" Antonio whined. "It's cute…"

"C…chigi! S…shut up, tomato-*******!" Lovino cried, a blush quickly spreading across his face.

"Come on, Toni, stop bozering 'im so we call all eat. You can bozer 'im later. Ohonhonhon~" Francis laughed, cutting up the steak he had prepared. God know where he cooked it…

"Kesesese~ I zought Toni only vent for little kids." Gilbert snickered, eating the wurst he brought.

"Lovi is just as cute! Fusosososo~!" Antonio laughed as well. "His blush looks just like a tomato!"

"Prease stop harassing him…" Kiku said quietly from his seat next to Heracles. He looked over and noticed that the Greek boy had just fallen asleep face first in a salad. "Oh, umm… Hera-kun, wake up…"

Heracles sat up and began eating again, a piece of lettuce falling out of his hair.

Kiku sighed and excused himself from the group to go get more water. As he walked, he passed a group of girls and caught a bit of their conversation.

"Dude, like, everyone's talking 'bout Newbie." One said.

"I hope he comes soon. I've heard he's freakin' adorable." Another squealed.

"Umm, excuse me. I'm sorry I interrupted you, but why is everyone tarking about the new kid?" Kiku asked.

"Oh, it's no problem. Cool accent by the way. Japanese ,right? Anyway, it's pretty rare that anyone joins while there's a semester in session. One of your relatives has to have been like, a teacher or something." The first girl said.

"Arigato," Kiku said, bowing slightly. He returned to his group of friends.

While he was gone, Ivan had somehow managed to make Feliciano cry and Ludwig was quite ticked.

"Hey, Vest, don't murder him! Ve might need help vhen it comes time to learn about Russia!" Gilbert cried, trying to hold back his brother.

"Vell, zen, can I murder you? Ve're never going to learn about Prussia!" Ludwig growled.

"C'mon, bruder, please don't-"

"MUST KILL!" Ludwig shouted, interrupting Gilbert.

"Vee~ It's ok, Luddy. I'm alright now." Feliciano said, wiping his eyes.

"Are you sure?" Ludwig asked.

"Si! Will you go get some ice cream with me?" The Italian asked, smiling again.

"Oh…alright, Feli…" the German sighed.

"Don't you dare touch my brother, potato-*******!" Lovino growled as the two walked off.

"Oh, don't worry about them. You want a churro, no?" Antonio asked.

"No, I don't, tomato-*******…" the grumpy Italian grumbled.

"Excuse me, but what happened whire I was gone?" Kiku asked.

"Oh, dude, you missed it? Ivan went all creeper mode, but not Francis creeper mode, just creepy, and Feli started freaking out and **** and then Ludwig went all rage mode, you know, like Germans do, and tried to kill Ivan until Gil here stepped in." Alfred said, talking even faster than he normally did.

"Werr, I'm sorry I was not here."

On the other end of the table, Toris, Raivis, Eduard, and Matthew sat quietly.

"I'm really sorry about your leg, Raivis. I didn't realize that it would be such a violent game." Matthew said.

"It's not that bad." Raivis said. "But Eduard has to carry me a lot…"

"I don't mind. You're really light." Eduard replied.

"Yeah, but Ivan is really heavy." Raivis said.

"What was that about my brother?" Natalya asked quite creepily.

"N…nothing, nothing at all." Toris said quickly. The Belarusian girl would hate him for life if he said anything bad about her Russian brother.

"Sister, leave them alone." Katuyasha pleaded.

Natalya sighed and left to stalk Ivan.

Feliciano and Ludwig returned, the Italian happily munching on some ice cream.

"We're back!" Feliciano chirped.

"Took you long enough…" Lovino muttered.

"Sorry, fratello! Hey, I had an idea! We should all meet up in the student center after our last class!"

"Zat actually sounds like a good idea." Gilbert said. "Gilbird's never been in zere before."

"If Gil's in, we're in." Antonio said, patting Francis on the shoulder.

The others eventually agreed.

"Vee~ That's great! We can all play a game or something." Feliciano said happily. For some reason, if someone spent enough time with him, his personality would start to wear off on them. Maybe that's why everyone always felt happier around him.

"Oh, look at the time…" Eduard announced, checking his watch.

"We should get going, da? Algebra starts soon, does it not?" Ivan said.

The nine students who took algebra after lunch (Feliciano, Lovino, Ivan, Toris, Raivis, Eduard, Natalya, Antonio, and Feliks) bid farewell to their friends and headed off to their next class.

"So, Lovi, what do you think the new kid will be like?" asked Antonio.

"I just hope he's not as annoying as you, tomato-*******…" Lovino muttered.

"Fratello, don't be so mean!" Feliciano cried. "I bet he'll be really nice."

"Yeah, like, you'll never make any friends if you are so mean, right Tori?" Feliks asked.

"Yeah, you should be nicer to people." Toris said cautiously, afraid Ivan would think that was aimed at him.

Lovino muttered something about not having to change his personality and proceeded to kick Raivis in the bad leg.

The Latvian yelped and almost fell when Eduard caught him. If looks could kill, the glare the Estonian shot the Italian would have barbequed him on the spot. Eduard helped Raivis up and allowed him to ride on his back.

A/N: Mein Gott, Lovi, why are you so mean to poor Raivis? *huggles Raivis*

Did anyone get all my quotes in there? I had quite a few.

Ok, so I was working on my science fair project and my dad was helping me. We put the wires in the bag but then decided that the bag should be shorter. I didn't want to cut it because I was afraid that I would cut the wires so I made Dad do it. What does he proceed to do? Accidently cut the wire. XD

Ok, so my whole thing about the reviews. I'm changing it. They still give you cookies, but they also free Iggy! *kidnaps Iggy*

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This is probably the shortest chapter ever. I'll try to make the next one longer.

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