A/N: Yay chapter seven…the most asymmetrical chapter ever. Thank you to everyone who reviewed. I suppose I'll have to free Iggy now… *frees Iggy* Alright, so, onto the chapter. Ok, so, my black pen died and I write this in a notebook before I type and I'm writing this in pink pen. Next chapter is going to make me laugh so hard while I'm writing it. Ok, onto the chapter for read now.
Warnings: Romano's mouth/Cliff hangers
Chapter start
Feliciano looked around, holding 26 spoons in his hand. No one was quite sure how he was managing that, but it was working. "Ok!" he said. "So, I'm gonna giver you each a spoon, 'kay?" In an hour, you have to see what people will trade you for it. If someone gives you a pen, you have to trade the pen for something else, got it?" he handed out the spoons.
"I don't quite see the point in zis, but vhatever." Ludwig sighed, looking at the spoon.
"Vee~ Lovi, Luddy, Kiku! Come search with me!" Feliciano chirped.
Lovino sighed, but was dragged along with the German and Japanese boys.
"So, here do you guys want to go?" the happy Italian asked.
"Aren't we supposed to stay in this buirding?" Kiku asked.
"No, we can go all over campus." Feliciano answered, leading them outside.
"As long as you don't get us lost…" Lovino muttered.
Lilli looked around. "Umm, bruder? Who are you going to ask?"
Vash looked over at his sister. "Don't talk to strangers." He said sternly.
"But, then how do we play the game?"
"Introduce yourself first." He replied flatly.
"Oh, ok…" Lilli said. She walked up to a group of boys.
"Wait, Lilli..." Vash said, chasing after her.
"Hi, my name is Lilli and umm, my friends and I are playing this game and uh, do you have anything to trade for this spoon?" She asked.
"Oh, hey cutie. What do you want for it?" one of the boys asked.
"It doesn't matter." Lilli replied.
"Well, here, have a spork." They traded her spoon for their spork.
"Thank you very much!" Lilli bowed her head slightly.
"Come on, Lilli. Don't bother them anymore." Vash said, shooting a glare at the boys that probably would have caused more damage than his rifle.
Lilli nodded and followed her brother.
"Hey, dude, do you have anything you want to trade for this spoon?" Alfred asked. He received a pen.
"All you got was a pen?" Arthur laughed as they walked away.
"Shut up. All you got was a marker." The American argued.
"Bonjour ladies. Do you 'ave anyzing zat you would like to trade for zis spoon?" Francis asked, waving the spoon in front of them.
"Kesesese~ Zey're in for it now." Gilbert laughed, twitching slightly as Gilbird landed on his head.
Antonio sighed. "I wish I could have gone with Lovi…"
"Hey, you've got us, right?" Gilbert said.
Francis walked over to them. "I got a 'airclip."
"Zey probably zink you need it." Gilbert said, smirking.
"Hey, guys, do you have anything that you want to trade for this spoon?" Elizabeta asked a random group of boys. She returned to Roderich with a Sharpie marker in her hand.
Roderich sighed. "I don't understand the point…"
"You're no fun." Elizabeta sighed.
Raivis' leg was starting to bother him, so he was now being carried on Eduard's back. Toris walked beside them.
"Hey, why don't we ask them?" Toris asked, pointing to a group of girls. The three walked over.
"Umm…. E…excuse me… do you have a…anything you'd like to t…trade for this spoon?" Raivis asked, holding his spoon out to them.
"Sure… Oh my gosh, what happened to your leg?" one of the girls asked.
"Oh, well we were playing hockey and one of my f…friends fell on me." Raivis explained.
"Well, it's so sweet of your friend to carry you like that. Hey, what're you guys' names?"
"I'm Raivis."
"I'm Toris."
"I'm Eduard."
The girls gasped and squealed at the same time. "Edward? As in, Tw*l*ght?"
Eduard sighed. "No. E-D-U-A-R-D. I'm not some stupid sparkly man-fairy…" (1)
"Oh, sorry. Well, you guys want something for those spoons right?" One girl asked. They gave Eduard some fake vampire fangs and a mocha in a bag. They gave Raivis some ice cream and a stuffed bunny. They gave Toris a ponytail holder and reasoned that he 'would look cuter' with his hair pulled back.
"Vee~ I think we're doing pretty good so far." Feliciano said, smiling down at the box of pasta he had gotten from the cafeteria.
"I suppose so…" Ludwig said, looking at the sausage he had gotten from the cafeteria as well.
"Hai, I agree." Kiku said, holding a bag of rice.
Lovino said nothing and just looked at the tomato in his hands.
"I think that we wourd get more if we sprit up." Kiku suggested.
"Ja, zat sounds like a good idea."
"As long as I can get away from the potato-*******…."
"Oh, ok. I'll go to the dorm to ask the nice ladies at the front desk if they have anything. Ciao!" Feliciano broke off from the path they were taking and headed towards the dormitories.
He skipped along the walkway and entered the lobby of the building. "Ciao, ladies." He said.
"Oh, hello Feliciano. What can we do for you today?" almost all of the staff in the dorms, even on the whole campus, knew his name. Not that he did anything bad though.
"Vee~ My friends and I are playing that game where you have to trade stuff to see what you can-a get. Do you have-a anything to trade for this box of pasta?"
"We might have something for you. Hold on just a moment."
Feliciano nodded, smiling. He patiently waited for the lady to return.
"You're in luck. We had some cake left over from Marcy's birthday party. Will that work?" She asked, holding a container.
"Si, grazie!" Feliciano said, swapping the pasta for the cake. "Take good care of it!" He said, as if the pasta were alive.
"Don't worry, it will be fine." She said as he walked off. Such a nice young man…
Feliciano looked down at the cake for a while, but when he looked up, he froze. He thought he recognized the person he spotted farther along the path.
Who is that? Wait… the Italian thought. I do know that person! Could it really be…?
A/N: Oh my Germany, who does he see? You'll have to wait for me to write the next chapter to find out. I actually used to be two chapters ahead of your guys, but I've caught up with myself. Now you actually have to wait for me to write, not just type. Hah! Yeah, there could be a bit of a break between chapters now... but do not fear! I'm writing as fast as I can! This is going to be a long fanfic... Sorry. Just muttering to myself.
(1)Alright, so in my mind, Eduard/Estonia's name sounds like, you know, Edward. So, I got my little bit of tw*l*ght bashing in. And no. I refuse to even spell the word.
So, since I had to free Iggy, this time reviews save…Japan! *kidnaps Japan* Maybe I'll have him cook for me… Yummy food!
So, you keep reviewing and I'll keep writing.
By the way, do any of your know the spoon game? I learned it while hanging out at the youth retreat I mentioned at the start of the story.
