A/N: Well, I would like to thank everyone for the reviews they left. I do quite enjoy reading them. It really motivates me to see that I have fans and what they say. Oh, and if you guys ever leave a question in your review, I'll try to answer back to you in a PM, if I can't answer you in real life. As I start typing this chapter, I'm really not even done writing it, I just wanted to get going so I wasn't terribly late because Maka started bugging me about finishing because she wanted to read it. Maka also helped me write this a bit on that bus ride I mentioned last chapter. She helped me come up with what countries to do next up until Elizabeta. So it might seem a bit random at first, but later it makes more sense. So, I'm gonna stop talking now, because this is a really long chapter and I should stop talking. Sorry if it's a little dialogue-y….

Warnings: Romano's Mouth/General creepiness/Various other people's mouths

Chapter Start

"Everyone sit in a circle." Z commanded, once they had entered the lobby of the dorm building. It was staff lunch break, so there was no one at the desk.

"What? Are we in kindergarten or something?" Arthur objected.

"Oh, just do it…"

Everyone sat in a circle on the floor.

"I wanna go first!" Alfred said, raising his hand. "Feliks, truth or dare?"

"Uh…like, totally dare!" Feliks said.

"I dare you to go in the girls' bathroom!" Alfred said, smirking.

"Like, ok!" Feliks jumped up and walked into said bathroom. Five, maybe eight, minutes later, he came back out.

"No screams or anything? Was it empty?" Z asked, curious.

"No, I had nice conversation with the girls in there." The Polish boy said, shrugging.

"Alright…odd… Who's next?" Z asked.

"It is my turn, right?" Feliks asked. "Arthur, truth or dare?"

"Um, I'll go with truth." Arthur said.

"Are you really a crooked ruler?"

"What? What in God's name is that supposed to me?" Arthur thought aloud. "Wait…oh, bloody ****, no! I thought we had finally gotten past that!"

Feliks laughed. "You should, like, totally see your face right now! It's hilarious!"

"Moving on!" Arthur declared loudly. "Matthew, truth or dare?"

"Oh, you remember me…um…dare…" Matthew said.

"I dare you to let Alfred hold the polar bear for a while."

"What? Oh, ok…" Matthew handed his brother the bear. "Um…Francis, truth or dare?"

"Dare, Ohonhonhon~"

"I dare you to eat one of Arthur's scones…"

"What? Zat's ze worst dare you could possibly come up with!" Francis yelped.

"Hey!" Arthur cried. "It's not that bad…" he grumbled, heading over to the small kitchen. He returned sometime later with a scone.

Francis hesitated, but took the scone. He took a bite and almost vomited. He spit it out into the garbage can and gagged for a while. "Ack…Zat was disgusting…Zey should be classified as legal weapons…" he gagged again. "Oh, it is my turn now…Berwald, truth or dare?"

"Tr'th…" Berwald muttered.

"Uh…do you really love Tino?"

Berwald nodded. "I l'v m' w'f v'ry m'ch…"

Tino blushed slightly. "I'm not your wife…"

"Yes you are~" Elizabeta sang.

"Wait…what?" Z asked, obviously confused.

"I'll explain it to you later." Elizabeta promised.

"Z, tr'th 'r d'r…?" Berwald asked.

"Dare!" Z said excitedly.

"I d'r ya' t' l't F'l'ks g'v ya' a m'k'v'r…"

"Hm.., ok." Z said, shrugging.

"Wait, you can understand him?" Alfred asked, astonished.

"Yeah…is that odd?"

"We thought only Tino could do that…"

"Well, he said 'I dare you to let Feliks give you a makeover.'" Z translated.

"Oh, yay!" Feliks cheered.

"Hold on…let me take my turn before I poof for an hour…" Z said, looking around for possible victims. "Ivan," She finally decided "truth or dare?"

"I choose dare, da?" the Russian said.

"Here, have a bottle of vodka or two and drink it." Z randomly pulled out two bottles of vodka and handed them to Ivan.

"Where'd you get those?" Alfred asked. Apparently, he liked to question her actions.

"The magical bunny-bison provides." Z said simply before running off after Feliks.

"Finally! Someone else sees him!" Arthur gasped. (I couldn't resist….)

Ivan smiled slightly and started to drink the vodka.

"This is not going to end well…" several people muttered.

"Kiku, truth or dare?" Ivan asked, his words starting to slur.

"Truth…" Kiku said warily after some thought.

"Heracles is your boyfriend, da?"

"No!" Kiku cried 'Why wourd you think such a thing?"

Ivan shrugged, taking another drink out of the second bottle of vodka. (Maybe that's why… xD)

"He wishes I was…" Heracles muttered sleepily.

"Uh…Yong Soo, truth or dare?" Kiku asked, desperately trying to change the subject.

"Dare, da-ze!" Yong Soo said "…this game originated in Korea!"

"You cannot say 'da-ze' for the rest of the game."

"What, da-err… fine…" Yong Soo stopped talking before he said it. "Yao, truth or dare?"

"I'm scared to say dare, aru…" Yao muttered.

"Then dare it is!" Yong Soo cheered. "I dare you to sleep in my room tonight!"

"Aiyah!" Yao cried "Please, no, aru!"

"You said dare! You have to!" the Korean insisted.

"No, I didn't, aru!" Yao protested.

"It's too late now,"

"No it's not,"

"Yes it is, now shut your faces, both of you." Elizabeta butted in.

Yao pouted. "Elizabeta, truth or dare?"

"Dare," Elizabeta said.

"I dare you to hit Gilbert with a frying pan until he cries, aru."

Elizabeta grinned and grabbed her trusty frying pan. Gilbert leaped up and started running away, but the Hungarian caught him in the head and he dropped to the floor. "Oops…"

"Hey, it's your turn Eliza." Alfred said.

"Right-"

"Wait!" Feliks cried, leaping into the room with a little more dramatic flair than necessary. "We've finished!"

Z sighed slightly and stepped out from behind him. She now wore a nice light blue dress, white heels, and a bow in her hair. Feliks had also managed to do her make-up without getting murdered, so that was a plus.

"Whaddya think? Personally, I find it a little girly and honestly I'm sure a suit would have worked for me too…but whatever…" Z muttered.

"Hey, you actually looked like a girl now, señorita!" Antonio blurted out.

"Gee, thanks… love you too, pedophile…" Z said sarcastically. "Say it again and I'll bust your face…"

Hm…that gives me an idea… Elizabeta thought. "Hey, Feliciano, truth or dare?"

"Vee~ um… Dare!" Feliciano said after a moment of thought.

"I dare you to let me give you a make-over. But not like, make-up and stuff. That would just be weird."

"Sí, ok!" Feliciano chirped. He followed Elizabeta out of the room. He ran back in five seconds later. "Wait, Fratello, truth or dare?"

"…dare…" Lovino muttered. What's the worst thing he can come up with?

"Vee~ You have to let Toni do whatever he wants to you, as long as it's nothing Francis would-a do for the rest of the game! Cíao!" Feliciano smiled and ran back out.

"What the crapola? You *******!" Lovino cried.

"Wow, really?" Antonio smiled. He hugged Lovino. "Mi tomate!" he kind of, sort of accidently pulled the hair curl.

Lovino's face flushed. "Ch…chigi! Tomato-*******, that's something Francis would do! Stop!"

"Lo siento… I forgot…" Antonio apologized and let go.

Lovino crossed his arms over his chest and pouted slightly. "Potato-*******, truth or dare?"

Ludwig considered this. "Truth."

"Are you really a closet pervert?

"Vhat? Nein, of course not! Vhat vould make you ask such an absurd question?" the German asked, shocked.

"Just stay away from my stupid brother!"

Ludwig sighed. "Ja, vhatever… Bruder, truth or dare?" he asked, noticing that Gilbert had woken up.

"Dare!" Gilbert said without hesitation, despite just having been unconscious moments ago.

"I dare you to steal Matthew's bear from Alfred." (Ludwig, you're so mean!)

Gilbert nodded and reached for the bear. Alfred jumped up and held the stuffed animal above his head.

"Dude, no! This is Mattie's bear! I have to keep it safe!" Alfred objected, dodging.

Gilbert jumped up and managed to grab one of the bear's paws. He grinned and pulled on the paw, but Alfred fought back.

"Please, stop! You're going to rip him!" Matthew cried. When they didn't respond, he tackled Gilbert. "Let go!"

There was actually some force behind the tackle and Gilbert was knocked to the ground, releasing the polar bear.

"Oh my gosh… Mattie has physical strength!" Alfred gasped, almost dropping Kumajiro.

Matthew released Gilbert and returned to his seat.

"****, vho knew little Mattie was strong…? Anyvays… Toni, truth or dare?" the albino asked.

"Hm… dare." Antonio said.

"I dare you to pull Lovi's curl again, kesesese~"

Antonio hesitated. "Lo siento, Lovi…" he pulled on the curl again.

Lovino's face turned red. "Stop, T…tomato-*******! Chigi…"

"Ah, mi tomate, lo siento!" the Spaniard cried, letting go and hugging Lovino. "Lo siento, lo siento…"

"Just take your turn…" the Italian muttered.

"Sí… Roderich, truth or dare?"

"Truth." Roderich said, not really in the mood for any dare any member of the 'Bad Touch Trio' could possibly come up with.

"Hm… Do you like Elizabeta? Like, more than a friend?" Antonio asked.

"What kind of a question is that?"

"Well, she's not here right now, so…"

Roderich hesitated, adjusting his glasses. "Um… I suppose…yes…" he muttered. Then he raised his voice. "Vash, truth or dare?"

"Truth." Vash replied.

"Where do you keep that rifle of yours?"

Vash took his turn to pause a moment "…in the closet…"

"You said you left it at home…" Lilli scolded.

"Not now… Heracles, truth or dare?" Vash asked, disregarding Lilli's statement.

"…dare…" Heracles yawned.

"Hug Kiku."

Heracles nodded and hugged the Japanese boy.

"Wha-what are you doing?" Kiku asked, his eyes widening "This is so awkward…prease ret go…"

Heracles let go. "Lilli… truth or dare…?"

"Oh, um, dare." Lilli said, ignoring the threatening glare for Vash.

"You have to kiss someone in this room besides your brother."

Lilli thought about this, mentally listing off all the perverts, creepers, and people who just scared her. That ruled out Gilbert, Francis, Antonio, Ivan, Heracles, Yong Soo, Lovino, Berwald, and Tino because Berwald would kill her. Eventually, she walked over to Raivis and quickly kissed him on the cheek before dashing back to her spot.

Raivis blushed slightly, but said nothing.

"Ok, Katuyasha, truth or dare?" Lilli asked.

"Oh, um… truth."

"Has Francis ever hit on you?"

"Who hasn't he hit on?" Katuyasha replied.

Lilli laughed a bit. "I suppose you're right…"

"Natalya, truth or dare?" the Ukrainian woman asked.

"Dare…"

"Go hug Ivan." Katuyasha said, pointing at the drunk Russian.

Natalya nodded and hugged Ivan.

"Oh, privet… You want to become one with mother Russia, da?" Ivan slurred.

Before Natalya could answer, Alfred pulled her back. "No, no one is becoming one with anybody."

Natalya pouted. "Toris, truth or dare?"

"Truth." Toris said.

"What is your opinion on Ivan?"

"Oh, well, he can be nice…but he sometimes scares me…"

Natalya nodded, considering this.

"Eduard, truth or dare?" Toris asked.

"Um... Truth."

"Do you secretly like it when people call you a vampire?"

"No, of course not! It actually ticks me off quite a bit…" Eduard admitted. "Now, umm, Raivis, truth or dare?"

"Um… Truth."

"Are you short or fun-sized?" Eduard asked.

"I'm fun-sized." Raivis said, smiling a bit. "Ok..now, ah… Tino, truth or dare?"

"I pick dare!" Tino said.

"I dare you to kiss Berwald on the cheek."

Tino blushed slightly, but leaned over and kissed Berwald on the cheek.

Elizabeta is going to be disappointed that she missed this… Kiku thought, taking his cellular device and taking a picture before anyone noticed.

Elizabeta returned just after Tino returned to his seat. "We're back!" she announced.

"Could you have taken any longer?" Gilbert complained.

"Oh, look who's awake…and yes, I could have." She looked over her shoulder. "Feli, come on!"

"Vee~ Sí! Ta-da!" Feliciano jumped back in the room…wearing one of Elizabeta's dresses. "Isn't it pretty?" he asked, twirling around once.

"Feliciano…I thought you stopped dressing like a girl a long time ago…" Roderich sighed.

Roma lowered his head as a blush spread across his face. Elizabeta did this on purpose… I bet she wanted to see how I would react… Fine then. I won't react… Wait a minute… I already did…****

Of course, he was right and Elizabeta was watching him expectantly. Just wait… You'll get the reaction you're looking for… Elizabeta thought.

Feliciano tilted his head to the side and sat down next to Roma. "What's wrong?" he asked.

Roma looked up. "Huh? Oh, nothing,"

"Ok…" Feliciano said, even thought he could actually tell that something was bothering his friend. He waited several moments. "Are you sure?"

"Well…. There is one little thing that's bother me…" Roma sighed.

"What?"

"The bow," Roma said, pointing to the bow on the back of the dress.

"Vee~ What about it?"

"It's crooked." (1)

"OH, that's it?" Feliciano asked. "Well, would you like-a to fix it?"

Roma nodded and quickly straightened the bow.

"You're almost as bad as Vest!" Gilbert said. "But he never freaked out about Feli's clothes like zat before… I zink you're vorse zan him!"

"Someone worse zan Ludwig?" Francis asked, finally piping in. "As in, OCD wise, correct?"

Roma sighed and returned to his seat. "So? And if I'm a little OCD…?"

"I'm just saying," Gilbert said.

"Vee~ I'm gonna go change again." Feliciano said, running off.

"OK…my turn now, right?" Tino asked. "Um… Roma, truth or dare?"

"Truth." Roma said, thinking about all the dares that had been given. And question Tino could ask surely couldn't be as bad as any of those.

"Do you like Feliciano?"

Roma thought for a minute or two. It wasn't that the question surprised him, he had actually been expecting it. He was just trying to figure out how to answer. That part he hadn't thought through yet. "I don't know…" he finally decided upon.

"How can you not know?" Elizabeta asked. "When you were little kids, you loved him."

"I thought he was a girl!" Roma snapped.

The room got awkwardly quiet very fast.

"Alfred, truth or dare?" Roma said, finally breaking the silence.

"Oh, umm… dare." Alfred said.

Roma nodded and walked over to Alfred. "Hit Tino." He said quietly.

Alfred glanced warily at Berwald. "It doesn't have to be too hard, right?"

"No…are you afraid?"

"Heroes don't get scared!" Alfred said. He walked over to Tino. "Hey, could you stand up for a moment."

Tino shrugged. "OK…" He stood up and Alfred hit him in the side of the head.

Berwald narrowed his eyes and stood in front of Tino protectively.

"Dude, sorry! I uh, I had a muscle spasm!" Alfred insisted, already trying to protect his face.

Berwald growled softly, but didn't hurt the American.

Alfred sighed in relief and lowered his arms.

Z casually scooted over to Elizabeta. "So, what's the deal with Tino and Berwald?"

"Oh, Berwald is gay and he loves Tino. He calls him his wife. But no one really knows if Tino likes Berwald in the same way." Elizabeta said.

"Odd….but alright then." Z slid away and stood up. "It's been fun, (Don't come back…JK) but I'm going to bed now. Someone make sure Ivan doesn't just pass out here." She declared before going up the stairs.

The rest of the group said their goodnights and headed to their dorms.

"Um, Elizabeta…could I talk to you outside for a bit?" Gilbert asked.

"Hm? Ok….sure…" Elizabeta said, shrugging.

A/N: …this chapter was eighteen freaking pages long in my notebook. Longest chapter I have ever written for a fanfiction.

Just a bit of random rambling: let me tell you about the dream I had the other night. I dreamt that I was at school and I had murdered someone in the library. With a wrench. (Ironically, when my family plays the game Clue, five times out of ten, it will end up that I had murdered the person in the library with the wrench.) However, to do so, I had to disrupt the symmetry of the room. I casually ran away when the interrogations started and was somehow in my elementary school hallway. Anyway, they got around to questioning me. They asked me if I had done it and I told them I couldn't have. They asked why, and I said 'the room was symmetrical. I couldn't mess up something symmetrical. Symmetry is beauty." (Did I mention that I was Death the Kid in this dream?) My OCD saved me.

I am actually slightly OCD, but only about the stuff that doesn't matter. For instance, in Social Studies while we were playing bingo, I arranged my fruit loops so that they were symmetrical. (We used them as markers.)

Back to the Clue thing: Whenever we play, I am Professor Plum, my dad is Colonel Mustard, my Brother is Mr. Green, and my mom is Ms. Scarlet. I always suspect myself and accuse myself unless I know that I didn't do it. It usually ends up with me having done it. Don't know why, but when I accuse myself, it was always me. We were talking about this in the car the other day, and my dad says 'You know, I think you would remember if you killed the man.' To which I replied, "I think I did it, in the library, with the wrench. I'm fairly certain, but not 100% sure. It may have been me. I really can't remember."

A bit more rambling: Let me tell you something my friend told me at lunch the other day. She said, "Whenever you go over to somebody's house for the first time, ask their parents to tell you where the bathroom is, but say it like this: 'Excuse me, but could you please direct me to the laboratory? My seating vessel is in dire need of a porcelain throne.'"

End of rambling! DISCLAIMER!

Roma: Terach doesn't own Hetalia, or any of these characters except for Z.

Peace out ya'll! Wow…. 3,008 words….