Sorry it took me forever to update. Turns out writing more then one story is a pain. But here is this one for you guys. (:
Short? I am sorry... i will make it longer the more it goes on. (:
I do not own Naruto.
Last time:
"It turned me into the bad ass i am today!" I said making a 'v' for victory
"We will see about that." He shook his head as we continued walking.
"I wonder if the house ever burnt down..." Inner said as i remembered the turned on oven and the light bill.
THREE WEEKS LATER:
"That was one of the longest walks I have EVER been on!" I yelled as Kisame said the base was just up ahead. Itachi is still mad at me "You hold stuff against people far to long Itachi my man."
Kisame gave me the weirdest look. "No comment..." He mumbled
"When you say 'no comment' you really put in a comment." I said in a smart ass way. He only shook his head with a small laugh
"Whats with you being a smart ass?" He asked
"Whats with you being blue?" I asked back as we came upon a huge bolder
"I was born this way..." He mumbled
"As was i." I gave a smile. We walked up to the bolder, that was on the side of the mountain, and they did this hand sign, and lookie here, it opened. We walked inside, to only meet darkness. "I think that i am going to either fall in a hole. Trip over something. Run into a wall. Get raped. Get killed. Or all of the above."
"Do you need someone to hold your hand?" I heard Kisame ask with a small laugh. I pulled chakra into my eyes "Do you know your eyes glow?"
"I dont think this is the time for flirting Kisame..." Itachi mumbled as i almost fell on the ground laughing my ass off
"No her eyes are really glowing!" He yelled as i saw Itachi turn to look back.
"Oh, nice trick you have there..." He mumbled as he kept walking forward like this will never cross his mind again.
"Ass..." Inner mumbled as we came upon another door. We opened it, and light!
"I never thought i would be so happy to see light again." I mumbled as i still followed the two down the hull. We soon came to something that looks like a living room. And i see every other Akatsuki member there... All staring at me. "Er... hello?"
"This isnt awkward at all..." Inner said
"Is Leader in his office?" Kisame asked
"Along with Konan and Zetsu..." Sasori said as he was glaring at me
"I KILLED YOU!" I yelled as i pointed my finger at him
"As you did..." He mumbled with a nod
"And how the hell are you alive?" I asked/yelled
"Do you have to fucking yell?" The dude named Hidan asked as he was picking his ear
"Didnt you get killed by Shika?" I asked as i pointed at him "The one that got his head cut off and is annoying as hell?"
"Thats him..." The one that i remember his name being Kakuzu said as he was counting money "And yes i did die. But i am alive now as you see."
"Its still funny that they got their asses killed by kids." Inner said with a small laugh as she ended up reading a book
"How can you read during this?" I asked her
"How can i not? I mean, i am the side of you that is use to this stuff..." She gave me that look. I could only agree
"So dont tell me this..." I said as i held up my hand "That one dude that looks like a girl is alive to..." I ducked as a kunai was thrown over my head
"Nice to see you again to, yeah." Said so man as he glared at me. I could only smile.
"Is it safer in this so called 'Leaders' office?" I asked Kisame as i hid behind him to get out of Hidan, Deidara, and Sasoris glare rang.
"Want to run away?" He asked me with a small laugh. He started to walk away with Itachi leaving me there alone.
"Wait for me you fish ass!" I yelled as i ran after them
"You know you can follow." He mumbled as we walked further down the hull and to this huge double doors.
KNOCK. Itachi did once.
A gruff 'come in' was heard on the other side of the door. We entered to find three people staring at us.
"Looks like they have arrived..." Zetsu said as the dude at the desk gave a nod
"You are Sakura?" He asked as i gave a nod.
"Dont shit your self." Inner said as she was laughing
"It would make you look bad to..." I thought to her as she stopped laughing.
"So you agreed to join the Akatsuki?" He asked boredly.
"Only because i didnt want to end up feeding Mr. Plant over there..." I mumbled "But sure. Ya."
"As you know, we did have an eye for you. Itachi and Kisame has told me a lot about you. Along with Zetsu. You fight well. You where able to take on Sasori. And he is one of the strongest we have here." He was moving papers around "So i will have Konan show you around."
"Got it." I said as the blue haird girl walked up to me.
"See ya later girl." Kisame said as he hit me on the back as he and Itachi left
Me and the girl started to walk out.
"One more thing..." Leader said "You are not to harm any of the other members. If you do, you will have to heal them. Dont break anything. Dont run away. And you are to call me Leader. Show respect to the others and myself. Because at the moment, we are all at a higher level then you."
"What about Sasori?" I asked "I mean, i did kill him." I gave a smile.
"Show respect to the others. Because at the moment, we are all at a higher level then you." He said once again
"And if i end up hurting one of the members here, and i know that i will. I just have to heal them after?" I asked as he gave a nod. "Looks like i found a loop hole."
"And you are the only one that did." He mumbled as me and Konan walked out of the room and down the hull.
"Can the others hurt me?" I asked said so girl.
"They can not." She gave a small smile "Leader may seem tuff on you know. But he will grow to love you. He seems to only care about all the girls that come here. Some times the guys bring new girlfriends home. And he ends up treating them like princesses. But they all end up leaving us sooner or later." She gave a sigh
"So you have been like, the only girl here for how long?" I asked
"From the start of the Akatsuki. And the time from when i was a little kid." She looked back at me
"I know how you feel." I gave a sigh "But living with so many boys... it must suck."
"It does..." She gave a nod "and they all hate me one a certain week of the month. Even Leader stays clear of me."
"Shit..." I mumbled "I forgot about that... Looks like they are going to hate me to."
"At least i wont be the only one." We laughed a little. "I am going to show you the others."
"That happened when we first entered here... and i ended up getting glared at like no tomorrow."
"They will get use to you." She gave a small laugh "But i mean, you did come from the place that killed half of them. And one you did kill."
"And i dont know how they are all alive..." I mumbled with a sigh. We entered the living room.
"Look who is back." Kakuzu said as he was still counting money.
"No shit..." I mumbled as i looked at Konan.
"This is Sakura." Konan said "Everyone treat her nicely. She will end up hurting you. She already found loop holes in Leaders rules. And if i find out that you did something to her. Leader will known as soon as possible."
"What ever..." They all said
"I think you will like it here Pinkie." Kisame said as he drank something. Knowing him. Sake.
"I am thinking double on that Sharky." I said as i grabbed his cup and drank the rest of it. "Nice stuff. Not the strongest. But that calmed me." I gave him back the cup. He could only laugh and pour himself some more
"Follow me." Konan said as we walked out of the living room type this. We came to the kitchen. Turns out that no one can cook. So i took the job. We found my room. And the best thing ever... It has a walk in closet AND my own bathroom. Better then sharing the bathroom with the other guys.
Inner now has shared me an image of one of the guys walking in when i was in the shower. And other trying to sneak in and take pictures. And all that good stuff.
Then we went into a room that looks like a hospital room. Turns out, its never been used. So everything is either out of date, or dusty. Konan is going to have some shipments of new things come.
But right now i am in the kitchen, cooking for myself and everyone else... what a joy. But i am doing something simple. Just some beef ramen. Deidara walked in, he smelt it and was by my side in a second.
"What are you making, yeah?" He asked looking over my sholdier.
"I am just making some simple." I said as i was sturring the ramen "Can you get the others its done."
"On it, yeah." He said as he walked out of the kitchen.
After about five minutes, everyone, but Leader and Zetsu, where sitting down eating. And right now, Inner is singing me a Bob Marley song. Its the most random thing at the moment. But it made time go faster. I mean she had the drums there. Wearing all red, yellow, and green. I hope she had a cigg in her mouth.
"This is the best cooking i had in a long time. Kisame said as he finished the rest of the ramen.
"Looks like i am going to have to make enough food for an army..." I mumbled as i made Hidan to the dishes.
And now at the moment. I am being taclked by this dude with an orange mask. Everyone else is laughing... Well you know the ones that are to cool for laughing.
"Get off me!" I yelled as i pried him off me and threw him across the room. I ran an hid behind Kisame.
"Tobi only wanted a hug..." Said so man as he was rubbing his head "Tobi is a good boy."
"If Tobi wants to be a good boy, then he will never hug Sakura until she says so." I said as he nodded and pulled out some candy.
"So what are you guys doing?" I asked as i stole someones spot on the couch. Turns out to be Deidaras.
"I was ganna sit there, yeah." He said as there was no other seat
"Sorry." I said as i pointed to the floor. "What are you doing?" He is sitting on my lap! "Take the freaking floor!"
"I rather sit here, yeah." He said as Kisame laughed "Stop moving."
I didnt want to end up sending him across the room. So i just sat here...
"See if he is ticklish!" Inner said as i poked his sides. He jumped a little. "He is!" She did an evil laugh.
"What are you doing Deidara?" Sasori asked as i poked his side again. He jumped. Now everyone is looking at us.
"Sakura..." Deidara mumbled "Stop poking me, yeah." I poked him again.
"This is so fun." I said as i poked him "You are ticklish."
"What about you, yeah." He said as he poked me in the side. I jumped and squeaked... He fell on the floor laughing.
"Turns out Pinkie is ticklish..." Kisame gave a evil toothy grin... I gulped. "Deidara?"
"On it, yeah." He said as the two chased me around the room.
"AH!" I yelled as i ran to my room and locked it. "YOU AKATSUKI ARE EVIL!"
"You know it." Kisame said as the two are trying to open my locked door.
"Bastards..." I mumbled as they found a way to open it. I was hiding i the corner. "What a great first day..."
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