Sorry that i havent updated in a while. I am in summer and i will update more. So ya, er... i have no idea what to say for the moment. I lost it...
Anyways, i dont want to keep you waiting. So here is the story.
I do not own naruto.
"What now?" Hidan yelled as he threw his cards in the middle of the table "Sakura, take something off."
"I wasnt even in this round!" I yelled at him as he took the money "Its the others that need to."
"Fine, whatever." He mumbled as everyone else, but Leader, Konan, and Zetsu took off a item. They didnt feel like playing. So its me, Hidan, Kisame, Deidara, Tobi, Sasori, Itachi, and Kakuzu.
We all got bored and ended up in the kitchen sitting around the table. Then Kakuzu wanted a way to get some money. Then Kisame thought of the poker game. Then Hidan, him being him, thought of the striping part. So right now, we are playing a game of strip poker.
"Why did i ever agree to play with you?" Itachi asked as he threw off his shoe.
Itachi only took off his shoe.
I only took off a my boots, cloak, and skirt (Good thing i had shorts under it.)
Kisame took off his shoes, socks, shirt and cloak
Kakuzu still has everything on... except his cloak.
Hidan is down to wearing his pants only.
Tobi is down to his boxers and mask.
Deidara is down to his pants.
Sasori only took off his shoes and socks.
I wonder when we started wearing socks...
Anyways, this is getting boring and fast. So Kisame got sake into the mix. And nothing is going well for us at the moment.
Only sober ones are me, Itachi, Tobi, Kakuzu, and Sasori.
Everyone else... this isnt the best game of poker in the world. Them being drunk, they are down to nothing. And i am not liking the idea of there... friends... hanging out everywhere.
"This isnt the best thing in the world..." I mumbled as Hidan was giving me a weird look "I think that i am going to quit this..."
"Hidan..." Itachi said to him
"She is hot..." Was all Hidan said as he passed out. Kakuzu covered him up. Along with all the other passed out drunks.
"Want to pull a prank?" I asked the others as they looked at me "I mean, after this, it will make them question there sexuallity."
"Sure..." Kakuzu said
"Tobi is up for it!" Tobi said. I looked at Itachi and Sasori. They only noded as i made them drag the boys to Hidans room.
After about an hour of getting them in the right position. We all sat back down and drank tea. While Tobi was coloring me a picture.
"So did you hear about your old team in the Leaf?" Itachi asked me as i looked at him
"What happened?" I asked
"Better be good news..." I said to Inner as she agreed
"They got a scroll that allows the tailed beast to be taken out of the host without much harm done." He took a sip of his tea
"I thought that you guys didnt care for the host... i mean, why would you want to take out the beast without harm to the host?" I asked
"We need at least one host to live so they can help us control the tailed beast." Sasori said
"And what happens if they dont help?" I asked "I mean, the only ones alive are Gaara and Naruto. And i know they wont help."
"Then we feed them to the beast." Itachi said simply
"Thats..." I said as i couldnt find the word "Who will you get? Gaara or Naruto?"
"Naruto. If he dies when we take out the beast, we will get Gaara. And we will also bring Naruto back to life. Then is Gaara fails us. We have Naruto."
"Naruto and Gaara are going to end up dead..." I thought. I kept my face blank.
"You still love that Naruto kid?" Kakuzu asked as i looked at the ground
"He is my best friend..." I mumbled "I may not be a part of the village... but he is a friend of mine... and i hate to see him hurt."
"You are in the Akatsuki now." Itachi said "You can not have any ties with your past."
"Thats not going to stop me from doing anything." I said as i looked him in the eye
"But it could stop you from killing Naruto when we have him." Sasori said as i looked at him "What is that boy to you?"
"Naruto was my best friend." I said "He was like a brother. Sure he is annoying and stupid. But there is something about him, where you have to always be his friend. Where you cant stay mad at him."
"You sound like you love him." Kakuzu said
"Sakura in love!" Tobi said in awe "Aw!"
"I dont love him like that." I said with a glare "I grew up with the kid. I will love him as a brother."
"To replace the one you lost?" Leader said as he walked in with a file
"What do you mean?" I asked
"There is no way in hell he knows about our brother!" Inner yelled "Those files where burnt!"
"But knowing the Leaf, they have copies..." I thought to her.
"His name is still unknown. But he became a missing ninja when you where about... ten." He said as he handed me the files
I opened them and there was everything about me. I checked to see if there was something about this mission. But, gladly there wasnt. But it did say i killed Danzo.
I checked to see what it had about my brother.
"As much as i know..." I gave a sigh "Nothing."
"You dont even know much about him." Leader shook his head "All we know is that he is a very wanted man."
"Why are you telling me this?" I asked
"I was looking in old files and i found out that you where related." He said "Then i came to ask you about him and over heard your conversation."
"And?" I asked
"Your brother. We want his head." He said as he took back the files and started to walk off "And i am sure that you wouldnt mind us killing him. I mean, you had nothing to remember him by." He walked out of the room
"My life is just going great so far." I gave a sigh as i took another sip of my tea
"You just have a nice life." Sasori said
"When you die, i want your bounty." Kakuzu said as he looked in the bingo book "You have a very high price."
"No..." I mumbled to him as i glared "Thats mean. What did i ever do to you?"
"You're best friend and teacher killed me..." He mumbled
"That was them... not me." I said "I got there then ran to help my other friend kill Hidan. But when i got there. Hidan was dead."
"Where did you come in from all this?" Itachi asked
"When i killed Sasori." I said as he gave me 'that look' "Its true..."
"I know... but do you always have to bring it up?" He asked a little annoyed. I shook my head "Thought so."
"So when will the others wake up?" Tobi asked
"Tomorrow." I said "they all got pretty drunk."
"But then there is Kisame we are talking about." Itachi said "No matter how much he drinks he always wakes up in an hour or so to drink more."
"You guys know eachother so well." I mumbled with a sigh "Then looks like we will hear screaming in a few."
"I doubt it." Sasori said as him and Itachi ended up glaring at eachother
"At least is isnt us they are glaring at..." Inner said as i agreed
"Can you Akatsuki not get along?" I asked
"No." Sasori said simply
"Why not?" I asked
"We just hate eachother." Itachi said
"That explains alot..." I mumbled "I hate you all and im lasting. I mean, we get along fine."
"Most of the time when you dont punch us..." Sasori said
"You guys have been able to dougde my hits." I mumbled as i looked at Kakuzu "Then you attack me with your string things."
"Thats to hold you back." He said as he was counting more money
"Do you like pull that money out of your ass?" I asked
"What do you mean?" He asked
"Almost everytime i see you, you are counting money..."
"Your point?"
"Where do you get all this money?"
"I am the one incharge of the money for the Akatsuki." He said as he started a new stack of money "So i have to make sure we have enough to last us."
"Like you guys buy anything." I said "I mean, Akatsuki going to the market and buying food."
"No we do not do that. We steal. But at times, we need to buy. So we send Konan." He said "And then i hate it because we used some of our money."
"You just love money huh?" I asked him
"Im really the only one that can sit here and count the money." He said
"Why not Itachi, Zetsu, Leader, or Sasori?"
"Zetsu cant because he is always out getting information." Sasori said "I just dont have the time and i hate just sitting around like that."
"Leader has tons of paper work." Itachi said "And i am going blind so i cant really see the money."
"Itachi?" I asked as i walked over to him and began to put my hand to his eye. But he stopped my hand. I gave a sigh "Let me see if i can heal it." It took him a moment as he slowly gave me back my hand. As my hands glowed green, i put it over his eye.
I gave a gasp. "His eyes!"
"Damn! What did he do to make them this bad?" Inner asked. Even she was surprised.
"He must be in great pain..." I said to her as i numbed the pain
"That should help..." I mumbled as i pulled back. He only gave a nod. "I will heal you up more tomorrow."
"You can fix his eyes?" Kakuzu asked
"I can." I gave a smile
"Every other healer we had couldnt even come close." Sasori said
"This is Sakura you are talking about!" Tobi said "Sakura can do anything!"
"Thanks Tobi." I gave a smile as i patted him on the head.
"Tobi is here to help!" He said
"Dont help them to much." Inner said "The mission."
"Ya i know..." I said to her "But if i dont help them. Then they will know something."
"They still dont trust us even now." She said as i agreed
"Sakura and who ever wants a mission, come meet with Leader." Konan said as she walked out of the room
"I guess i have to go..." I gave a sigh "Who wants to come with me?"
No man got up. "Fuck you to then." I mumbled as i walked out of the room "I will remember this."
I walked into Leaders office alone as he gave me an odd look "No one wanted to help with the mission?" He asked
"Got it." I said simply "Itachi, Tobi, Sasori, and Kakuzu are the only ones awake. The others are passed out drunk."
"Konan, can you get Sasori, Itachi, and Kakuzu in here?" Leader asked as she walked out of the room
"Whats the mission?" I asked
"Your old friends." He said "Can i trust you with this mission Sakura?"
"What do you mean?" I asked
"I know that you dont want to be here and you feel like a bad friend to Naruto for joining the Akatsuki." He said "So can i trust you to carry on a mission without messing it up?"
"Like... how would i mess it up?" I asked
"If you had to, would you kill one of your old friends?" He asked as i froze "Thought so." he leaned back in his chair "Now that you are in the Akatsuki, i need you to know that you cannot have ties with your past."
"You guys just look to the furture and not the past?" I asked
"Correct. I need to know if i can even trust you on this."
"What will i have to do on this mission?" I asked
"You just have to get the scroll from them. I am sure that the others filled you in on what we want to do with the tailed beast." he said as i gave a nod
"I will be able to do it." I said with a nod as the others walked in
"You four are to meet up with the Leaf ninja and get the scroll by any means." Leader said "You leave after you pack your things."
"Got it." I said as we all walked out of the office and to our own rooms.
After about ten minutes we where all jumping from tree branch to tree branch.
"When will we meet up with them?" I asked Itachi
"In about thirty minutes." He said
"Should i give some information to Kakashi?" I asked Inner
"If we can get away from Sasori, Itachi, Kakuzu, Naruto, and who ever else is there." Inner said
"And we have to get out of hearing rang..." I thought "That will be hard."
"Looks like we will just have to make the best of things and not hold back." Inner said "I got it!"
"What is it?" I asked her
"We can try out our new jutsu on Kakashi and tell him there!"
"What jutsu?"
"The Nightmare one!" she said
"But that takes a lot of chakra and it can only be used on more then one person. I would have to trap Kakashi, myself, and another person."
"Try it out on one person." She said
"Easier said then done..." I gave a mental sigh as me and the others stopped in our tracks
"Whats going on?" I whispered
"Someone is up a head..." Itachi mumbled "Hide." we all hid behind a tree trunk as i could hear people coming this way "Looks like they found us..."
"Akatsuki!" I heard Naruto yell.
Even though i know this is a mission, it hurts me to do this to Naruto
"Naruto, slow down now!" I heard Kakashi yell
"Sakura, go on a head and distract them." Itachi said "We will circle around them. When we all found an opening, we will attack."
As i ran ahead i ended up in a small clearing and put on my straw hat. Soon, Naruto, Kakashi, Sai, and... Sasuke came into the clearing. Then after about a mintue later, a red headed girl came to.
"Thanks for leaving me..." She mumbled then pointed to me "Whos that?"
"Akatsuki..." Naruto mumbled "What are you doing here?"
"You have something that we need." I said clearly "A scroll."
"What do you want with it!" Naruto yelled
"It will help with the future when we get you..." I paused "Naruto."
"That voice..." Sasuke said "Who are you?"
"Looks like Team 7 is all together again." I said as i pulled off my straw hat
"No way..." Kakashi said
"Sakura!" Naruto yelled "What are you doing in that cloak?"
"Are you really that dumb?" Sasuke asked
"Im in the Akatsuki now." I said with a smile "Now hand over that scroll!"
Like it? Hope so. I dont really like this one. I have no idea... Oh well, i did my best. I dont know how i am going to make this story go on.. but i am doing it just for you guys. So dont worry. More and more are coming up.
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