Chapter Three – What To Do When Your Cousin Burns His Eyebrows Off
A/N: I don't own ANYTHING. Over to Dom:
Hahahahahaha!
Have you ever seen someone without eyebrows?
IT'S FUNNY!
My cousin just burnt his eyebrows off. Which cousin you ask. Good question – there are a lot of them. Now I think about it, I guess our Mums all liked being pregnant together – because we're all born EXCEPTIONALLY close together.
The exception being Victoire.
Haha.
Sorry. I get sidetracked.
Right. My cousin burnt his eyebrows off. It's a cautionary tale. I'll start from the beginning.
"Dom! DOM! EMERGENCY OVER HERE!"
"What?" I shot back, accidentally flicking Al with the ink from my quill.
"Hugo burnt his eyebrows off!" Al shrieked.
"Wow."
Yeah – looking back that wasn't quite the reaction it ought to have been...
"It's not WOW, Dom!" Al took my hand and dragged me over to where Hugo sat with his sister.
"Dom! Thank goodness you're here!" Rose said. "Hugo burnt his eyebrows off!"
"I've noticed... Hey. That's funny. He doesn't look strange without eyebrows."
"DOM! You're going off topic!"
Who else has noticed how much Albus yells at me?
"Why don't you take him to Madam Pomfrey?"
Who else has noticed how many of the staff are left over from our parents' days?
"It'd be embarrassing, Dom. I don't want to be known as The-Boy-Who-Burnt-His-Eyebrows-Off-On-His-First-Week-Ever-At-Hogwarts!" Hugo wailed.
"That's too long. No one would call you that. I think they're more likely to call you Whelk."
"What? Where did that come from?" Rose asked.
I have no idea.
"Never mind. Here – let's see what I can do."
OK, kids. Here's a lesson for you. NEVER let a thirteen year old girl try to magic your eyebrows back.
It works.
If you want purple eyebrows.
A/N: That's all for today folks! Please review! Pretty please?