Chapter Six – What To Do When Bored In Detention
A/N: Once again, I don't own anything... NUUU!
Stand up for yourself!
I'll tell you the story.
Picture this.
I am back in detention, with my favourite teacher Professor Longbottom, who spends half his time out of the room, sitting in between the Scamander twins – who got detention for fighting Lawrence Zabini.
They found out he called me a dumb blonde.
They're overprotective.
Like my cousins.
Fred and James were also there because... Well, Fred and James are always there.
Hugo was there as well.
How many of us Weasley/Potters get detention?
Behind us sat The Egg and his friends Markus Flint and Primrose Parkinson. There were three other Slytherins there. But I don't know their names.
They were flicking ink pellets at us.
Immature beasts.
"Hey,Blondie," Markus hissed, when his ink pellets failed to attract any of us higher beings attentions.
"Shut up Flint," Lysander whispered, without turning. I grinned at him.
"Oooh! Protecting your girlfriend are you Sandy?" Primrose snorted.
Ly tensed. James reached for his wand.
"You. Are. Dumb." I said. Calmly.
Aren't I the peacemaker?
HA!
"Coming from Blondie," The Egg snorted.
It was at this point Professor Longbottom came back in. We all pretended not to be having an argument. He nodded, once, and left again.
Awww. Is there anyone who doesn't love that guy?
"Shut your pie hole Malfoy," Fred growled.
"I don't wanna," Egg said.
I told you he was immature.
"Worst retort ever," Lorcan said, briefly, and returned to doodling on a piece of scrap paper.
"Drawing's for girls, Scamander," Primrose sneered.
"It isn't," James snapped.
Hugo had been very quiet throughout all this, his eyes fixed on the desk.
Markus picked on him.
My dear innocent little cousin.
How dare he.
"Staying out of things like your dad are you, Wuss? I heard your dumb cousin dyed your eyebrows, but you're so stupid you burnt them off in the first place! You know your father deserted Harry Potter? He's no hero. He's a wimp, just like y-"
Markus didn't have any time to finish, because – WHAM – Hugo's fist had shot out and hit him square on the nose.
Markus fell off his chair.
The Egg and Primrose tensed, ready for battle.
It wasn't really fair – three against six.
But the three unnamed Slytherins just had to defend their housemates.
"ATTACK!" I screeched, leaping to Hugo's defence, and pulling The Egg off him. He whipped out his wand, and hexed my hair blue.
BLUE!
Am I Teddy Lupin?
No. I am not.
Unless something really weird happened that I don't know about...
"HEY!" James punched The Egg on the mouth. Lorcan turned my hair back.
YAY!
Primrose leapt on Lorcan's back, tripping him over the table. Lysander rushed to his twin's side, and they duelled Primrose and Unnamed Slytherin 1.
Fred was boxing The Egg with James.
No kidding – they were really boxing.
I went over to help Hugo fight Markus Flint.
I don't like that guy.
"DIE FLINT!" I yelled.
"WEASLEYS ARE LOSERS!" The Egg croaked.
"Take – It – Back!" Hugo added a punch to each word.
"Sandy's a GIRL'S name, Sandy. Did ya know that? Did ya... Oof..." Primrose was pushed by Lorcan.
"What on earth is going on in here?"
Enter Professor Longbottom.
Stage right.
To give us another detention.
Meh.
It was worth it.
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