Chapter Ten - What To Do When Your Cousin Wants To Be A Rapper
I am so sorry for the wait! But it's now half term! *has a mini party* so I'll try to post more. And, as usual, I don't own anything.
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Well... Unless it's Albus. Then you should let them down gently. 'Cos – let's face it people – Albus will NEVER be a rapper.
I'll tell you the story.
"Dom!" Rose sounded panicky.
Again.
I looked up from where I was trying to get Gorilla to learn tap dancing. Trust me on this – it COULD happen.
"Yes Ro?"
"Hugo has... an ambition!"
"NUUUUUUUU! Wait. What?" I was confused.
Surely an overprotective sister would want their brother to have a goal in life?
Apparently not.
"He wants to be a rapper!" Rose wailed.
"Cool!" I said, cheerily, and went back to teaching Gorilla tap dancing.
"DOMINIQUE!" Rose screeched,
I will always regret the day I told that girl my real name.
"What?"
"Talk to him! He listens to you!"
Did I REALLThave to remind Rose of the last time I 'talked' to my cousins?
I ended up dying her HAIR!
"Fine." I sighed.
Run away! Revenge of the pushover...
I found Hugo curled up reading on the sofa.
The Granger – Weasleys take after their mum.
"Hey Hugo," I said. "Budge up!"
"Hi Dom!" Hugo said, giving me a great bear hug that KNOCKED ME OVER.
He's strong for eleven years old.
And I'm his favourite cousin – joint with Lily and Lucy. WOOH!
"So you want to be a rapper, hey?"
"Yep!" Hugo said. He was wearing a cap on his head, backwards.
Stereotypical much.
"Will you be a good one?" I asked. Hugo shrugged.
"I guess," he said.
And proceeded to entertain me with his LATEST RAP called Weasley Says.
"Awwwwww," I said. "I mean –COOL! I am SO buying your album when you release it!"
"So you think it's a good idea?" Hugo asked.
"It's as great an idea as pushing The Egg into the lake..."
In fact...
That is a good idea.
LIGHTBULB!
"So it's amazing?"
"Absolutely!"
I returned to Rose, and tap dancing Gorilla.
Told you it would work.
"Well?" she said hopefully.
"Yeah – he's gonna be a rapper," I said cheerily.
Rose fainted.
Wow that girl is a drama queen.
And that's it! I'd really appreciate reviews, and if you have any ideas that you think would make a good chapter please tell me! Thanks!