Chapter Eleven – What To Do In Case of A Food Fight
I am so sorry for the long wait. I will do my utter best to have another chapter posted as soon as possible.
JOIN IN... duh... I mean, if a custard pie flies through the air towards you and hits your cousin in the face, you obviously throw something back at the attacker, right?
And yes, that did happen to me. And yes, I did get a letter from Dad saying 'My days at Hogwarts were never as rowdy as yours seem to be Dom.'
So basically, this is how it happened, in short CAPITLIZED version (cos I like capitals!) JAMES AND FRED ANNOYED SLYTHERINS (and what else is new?) AND THEN THE SLYTHERINS (who aren't that bright) THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW FOOD AT THEM.
And thus the epic food fight was born.
"FOOOOOOD FIGHT!" James yelled, as Fred wiped custard from his face. Us Weasley-Potters exchanged JOYFUL looks and began chucking random bits of food at other people. I think I hit The Egg with a bit of chicken...
The Ravenclaws joined first, and the Hufflepuffs, after sitting there looking slightly confused, began to fight too.
"FOR ASLAN!" Lily shrieked, upending a trifle on a Ravenclaw's head. She has a thing for Muggle books.
"GO GO GRYFFINDOR!" Louis and Hugo were doing some weird dance whilst throwing potatoes at people.
"SLYTHERIN!" Markus Flint bellowed, aiming a sprout at Ellie Longbottom.
"RAVENCLAW!" the Scamander twins called, sending a jelly in my direction.
It hit me.
And I – Dominique Juliet Weasley – was covered in sticky red stuff.
"Thou shalt pay," I said in a low voice. For some reason. Because I felt like it. And I'm awesome.
And modest.
And getting sidetracked.
I crawled under the Gryffindor table (because it was the easiest way round), got hit in the face by an egg – courtesy of Sophie Moore. Thank you friend, and scurried like a curry (don't ask) to the Ravenclaw table, climbed up onto the table, and yelled across to Lysander and Lorcan, because I couldn't be bothered to walk the two inches towards them.
"YOU SHALL PAY!"
"Lovely Dom!" they chorused calmly.
I gave them a Glare of Utter Doom and Destruction.
They grinned.
"Eeeeeviiiil," I said, ducking as the contents of the Hufflepuff salad bowl flew over my head.
"Sure," Lysander smirked.
"If you say so," Lorcan laughed.
I gave them another Glare.
"I SHALL WREAK MY REVENGE!" I said, and vanished in a puff of black smoke.
Not really, but it would be cool if I had...
No, I really walked quite calmly back to my table and fought Kay.
It was fun!
PLEASE READ: I was thinking of doing a chapter in this from another character's point of view. Please review and tell me what you think of this idea (and this chapter :D) and if you think it's a good idea, could you suggest some people I could do it with? Thanks, and once more - apologises for the lateness of this chapter.