Chapter 2. The fun begins
The next day Tails insisted we leave at once to her everything we needed. We got in the car and where ready to go,whenever Tails said
"Hey where's Sonic?"
Just then Sonic limped all the way to the car.
"What happened to you?" Tails asked.
"Shadow shot my butt last night."
"Oh I'm sorry." Shadow said,although it was kinda hard to till if he really was,considering the smile on his face,
"I love going to Wal-Mart!" I told everyone. "Even though every time I went,I always ended up being escorted out by the cops."
Everyone just stared at me. They do that a lot.
"Anyways." Knuckles said. "I'm gonna crash,wake me up when we get there...or not."
"Dude." I said "Doesn't it bother you,that you never do anything besides sleep and guard that stupid emerald of yours?"
"No now leave me alone."
"I bet $30 that you can't have fun for a day,and by fun I mean do whatever me and Lacey ask you to."
"Where are you gonna get $30 from?" He asked.
"I have my ways."
"Yeah." Lacey said. "Her illegal ways!"
"Deal." He said.
"Ok. This is gonna be fun."
10 minutes later...
Fun things to do in Wal-Mart
1) Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
"This is your idea of fun?" Knuckles asked. "All your doing is filling carts up for nothing."
"Yeah,I'm kinda bored." Lacey said.
"But we're barley getting started. Watch this." I filled up a cart full of Dora dolls and when a woman wasn't looking,I swapped the carts,and walked away before she noticed.
"Guys what are you doing?" Tails asked.
"We're bringing people misery." I said happily.
"Well stop. We have a lot of stuff to buy."
He gave a list of supplies to Shadow.
"You and Sonic,go find some of this stuff."
"Why do we have to do it?" Sonic asked.
"Because you guys are the ones that broke everything. Now go!"
"There is no way in hell I am going with him." Shadow said.
"Come on Shadow." Tails said. "You can torture him all you want."
"Come on Sonic." Shadow said. "We have a lot of stuff to get."
Right after Sonic and Shadow left,Tails said
"Well I should probably go look for the rest of the stuff we need."
As soon as Tails left,Lacey said
"Can we please move on to something else now?"
"Sure." I said "But first,I wanna swap one more cart."
I quickly saw two more carts and swapped them. Knuckles looked at me like I was stupid and Lacey just laughed.
"What?" I asked.
Lacey just laughed harder until Knuckles explained.
"One of the carts had a baby in it."
"Oh my gosh!" I shrugged "Ow well."
2) Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
"Weee!" Lacey yelled.
"How is this fun?" Knuckles complained.
I thought about it for a moment.
"You're right,it's not. Let's move on to something else."
3) Set all alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
"Why are we doing this again?" Lacey asked.
"Well." I answered "I remember how back home it used to freak people out."
Just then the clocks went off as someone was walking by. He looked startled and rushed off. Just then Tails walked over to us.
"What's going on?" He asked us.
"Nothing." We said.
"Then why were you messing with the alarm clocks?" He asked suspiciously.
"Because we don't wanna be late." I said.
"Late for what?"
"Our next prank! RUN!" I yelled,and we all ran away before Tails could stop us.
"What prank? Guys wait! Come back!"
4) Start playing Calvin ball;see how many people you can get to join.
""How do you play Calvin ball?" Lacey asked.
I explained it to her.
"Oh cool." She said.
"Ok how on earth do you think we can get away with playing that all over the store?" Knuckles asked.
"We don't." I explained. "That's the fun part."
10 minutes later...
We had gotten seven people to join in.
"Oh look." Lacey yelled happily. "This game is so much fun,even security's joining." She said as two cops walked towards us.
"Hey kids,stop that! Or you'll get kicked out!" They yelled.
"What do we do now?" Lacey asked.
"What do you think stupid? I think it's obvious." I said.
"We stop?" Lacey asked.
"No." I said simply "We ignore them. Here catch!" I said.
"Guys stop!" Tails said running towards us. "Look,we can't afford to cause trouble,we're here to buy new stuff and if you break something I'll have to pay for it,and I can't afford to pay for whatever you break."
"Ooh." I said "In that case you should become a millionaire,I hear they get paid really good."
"Just stop making trouble." He said
"Never!" I yelled,and we all ran off.
"Wait guys stop!" He said.
*5) Contaminate the auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
"I still think this is stupid." Knuckles said. "I mean,all we're doing is spraying air fresheners everywhere...and I think it's affecting Lacey's brain." He said.
"Since when do you care?" I asked.
"Ever since she started doing THAT!" He said pointing at her.
She was chasing an old woman.
"Roar!" She yelled after her.
"Lacey!" I yelled at her.
"What?" She asked.
"Were you terrorizing that old lady?" I asked her.
"Yeah." She said.
I wiped away a fake tear and said
"I'm so proud of you!" I yelled in joy.
"*sigh* What did I get myself into?" Knuckles said.