Chapter 4. The fun continues !
*6) Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
"Ok now what do we do?" Knuckles asked.
"I don't know,but I'm sure we'll think of something."
"Well at least Lacey isn't aggressively air freshener high anymore." Knuckles said.
"I know,how sad." I said. "Oooh let's have a duel!"
"A duel? With what?"
"Gift wrap!" I said grabbing a tube of gift wrap and hitting Lacey with it.
"Ow!" She yelled and she hit me,and I hit her back.
"Guys stop! That's just stupid!" Knuckles said,and so I hit him. "Ok it's on!" He yelled.
"Now what?" Lacey asked.
"Get people to join." I yelled.
"How do we do that?"
"Easy." I said giving them a demonstration.
I walked up to a teenager and hit him with a tube.
"Ow! What the hell!" He yelled.
Lacey and Knuckles followed my example and pretty soon we had gotten one old lady,four teenagers,three little kids,and two security guards to join.
"Guys! Stop that!" It was Tails.
"Hey Tails,wanna play?" I said handing him a tube.
"No! Guys just stop causing trouble."
I argued "We are spending time with little kids and old citizens."
"No! Just stop! Or I'll make you go back to the car and wait there!"
"Ok." I sighed,and pointed.
"Oh my gosh! Look!"
He turned.
"Run!" I yelled.
~(Oh by the way the security guards hadn't really joined,they were trying to stop us)
*7) Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
"Wow,I didn't know that they still sold these." I said walking down an aisle with typewriters.
"Hey Karla try reading this." Lacey said,typing something.
I walked over to the typewriter,it read: imstpd.
I tried reading it over,and over again until finally I understood it.
"Oh,I'm stupid! Hahaha! I don't get it."
Lacey just rolled her eyes.
"But I do like your idea of writing in the typewriters!"
We started writing all kinds of mean,and stupid stuff Lacey just kept writing stuff like 'ismllfrt'. Knuckles wrote stuff saying 'I hate my life' and 'what have I done to deserve this'. And I wrote some stuff that would have gotten me slapped back home.
"Guys." I whispered. "Tails is coming,he hasn't seen us yet."
And before he did,we tippy toed out of there.
*8) Re-dress the mannequins as you seem fit.
"Ooh I know!" I said excitedly. "Let's re-dress the mannequins like famous celebrities!"
Lacey dressed of the mannequins like Avril Lavigne,and Knuckles was dressing the other one like Tim McGraw (It's ok,he was dressing a GUY mannequin).
I gave mine butterfly wings,a denim skirt with feathers on the back made to look like a peacock's butt,a belt with octopus tentacles,a lot of lipstick,a shirt shaped like Spongebob,and a magic wand.
"Who's that suppose to be?" Knuckles asked.
"Lady Gaga!" I replied.
"Hey!" A guard ordered "quit messing with those!"
"Let's go guys." I said.
And as we left I flipped him off.
'Ugh!' I thought. 'That stupid,BEEP!'
Oh look,the truck is back!XD
(a/n:On my first story,every time I cussed,I had a truck block out all my bad words)
*9) When there are people behind you,walk real slow. Especially through thin,narrow aisles.
Lacey,Knuckles and me were walking around looking for things to do.
"It's been kinda fun." Lacey said.
"But now what?" I sighed "Let's take a break."
"Wow." Lacey said. "Who would have thought we could cause so much trouble and it's only been thirty minutes!"
"Oh let's get out of the way." Lacey said.
"Why?" I asked.
"Because there's people right behind us that need to get through." She explained.
"I know." I said. "Why do you think I'm walking so slow?"
"But." Knuckles said "I thought we were taking a break."
"Yeah." I said. "But that doesn't mean we have to stop irritating people."
"Umm excuse me..." Someone behind us said. "Could you move to the side for a min-"
"NO!" I yelled,and we kept walking slow.
*10) Ask an employee the following...
"Ok well what now?" Lacey asked.
"Ooh I have an idea." I quickly told Lacey what we were gonna do.
She just asked "What are t-"
I clamped my hand over her mouth before she could finish saying it. Knuckles looked at us suspiciously. "Umm." He said. "What's going on?"
I walked over to him,and whispered something in his ear.
"No!" He yelled. "There is no way in hell I am doing that!"
"You have to." I reminded him "You made a bet."
"Well I guess I quit then,because I am not doing that,and you can't make me!" He yelled.
I smiled. "Oh really?"
Three minutes later...
Knuckles walked up to a male employee and squeezed his own legs together and said.
"Umm excuse me." Taking a deep breath he asked. "Where are the tampons?"
The guy looked at him "Excuse me?" He asked.
Knuckles looked redder than usual.
"I need tampons." He explained. "Can you tell me where I can find them?"
The guy just starred at him and pointed to an aisle marked 'Feminine necessities'. The guy's jaw was open.
Tails ran over to us.
"Stop running!" He yelled. "Please beha- wait,what's Knuckles doing?"
Lacey snickered. I had just explained it all to her.
"He's shopping for tampons." She explained.
"Wha- I don't even wanna know." Tails said before walking away.
Meanwhile,swallowing his pride,Knuckles smiled at the guy and said
"Thank you. It came late this month." Before walking back to us,where me and Lacey were cracking up.
"Hey." I said. "Better late than pregnant."
Knuckles sighed.
"I hate my life." He said.
a/n: I'm sorry if I offended any Knuckles fans...or Sonic and Shadow in my earlier chapter.
