I do not own Naruto! Or any of the music in this fanfic! I will do my best to cite my music sources in the end of the chapters in the A/N! I do, however, own the OC's.

I awoke in a large bed, a pulse monitor attached to one arm, and a drink with medicines off to my right on a nightstand. Wow – nice hospitality.

"Nice to see you awake again, shit-bag," Tayuya grinned. Yay, a cussing roommate – just what I always needed.

"Thanks. You must be Tayuya – I've heard of you from…"I swallowed, not wanting to give away my secret.

"Jackass four-eyes? Or Orochimaru-sama?" she asked.

"Four eyes," I croaked out, my throat parched. I yanked the glass and put it down again. "Meds?"

"Already in the tea," Tayuya retorted as she left.

"But I can't drink tea. Oh, well. Mom will kill me, but who cares!" I said as I glugged down the tea. "Blegh! I guess I shouldn't complain since the best medicines are always the most bitter."

"Well, now, I've heard that phrase somewhere before," Kabuto said walking in with a smirk plastered on his face. "Used up all your chakra, I daresay. Orochimaru-sama ended up giving you a bit of his to keep you alive. You should feel honored."

"Every minute in Otogakure is an honor, Kabuto-san," I said with a nod of respect. I admit, I kind liked him, and I needed to stay on his good side since he was backup number one. "Is Orochimaru-sama alright? Has he made the transfer?"

"You know about that? How?" Kabuto growled his knife immediately at my throat.

"Kabuto," Orochimaru growled as he walked in, shutting the door behind him. "That's enough. I do believe it's far past the time you gave us an explanation."

The only prompting I needed was his words, but the bloodlust in his chakra worked quite well just as an addition. So, without further prompting, I explained everything and anything I knew. I even explained how their lives were an Anime, but it was based around Naruto, so I got away with not knowing most of their lives. I even explained the Manga volumes, the electronics in my backpack, and the relation between my electronic game and my summoning.

"Well, this makes perfect sense," Orochimaru murmured in interest.

"Really? I can't make heads or tails of it," Kabuto murmured.

"I can't either," I admitted sheepishly. "I'm a dunce, though. Probably not much use in a fight outside of my summonings."

"Kabuto, you are not to harm her. Sarah, you have five seconds to give me one good excuse to let you stay in Otogakure – aside from your summoning pacts," Orochimaru growled.

"Um…" I stammered, not expecting to deal with something like this. "I can tell what's going to happen in some instances. Like with Sasuke – I know what'll happen in the end, and it's not pretty. At all. Um, I know what'll happen to Kabuto if that happens, and I know what'll happen to you as well. Unless we can change the course of time, then create some sort of paradox to stop all this crap from happening," I rambled, desperate to stall for time. "And I know a way to get the Sharingan without having to steal Sasuke's body – I've got a better route to take. One that has only five percent chance of backfiring on you and more chances for more Sharingan."

"What's all this about an alternate route to the Sharingan? I'm curious," Orochimaru purred in my ear.

"Easy – we - I mean you – I mean Kabuto, or um… get some random chick with no kekke genkai pregnant with Sasuke's kid, then raise it as an otonin. If we keep it away from Sasuke, it'll grow up to be loyal, and won't question your motives when you go to take over its body. Or you can get multiple females pregnant and have multiple Uchiha to use as backups and more hosts," I suggested, terrified of his lips on my jaw.

"How interesting. Kabuto, I think Sarah makes a good point. The more Uchiha clan members we have, the more Sharingan we have. Hm…I've decided to let you stay. Now the question rises of what to do with you?" He smirked.

"Ah! I'll do anything, as long as it doesn't involve becoming an experiment! I'll clean the hideout and morgue! I'll help Kabuto with the patients! I'll –!"

"Shut it!" Kabuto snapped, and I clammed up. Ooh, I was scared. I'd never felt such radiating bloodlust in the room – or anywhere else, for that matter.

"Hm…An interesting choice of words," Orochimaru commented, "You will become my apprentice."

"S-sir?" Kabuto stammered shocked at what was going on. Truth be told, my ears heard it, but my brain hadn't processed it yet.

"Silence, Kabuto. You promised anything, and I'll give you anything. You are to be my apprentice and… a spy. You'll be spying on Naruto-kun for a while," Orochimaru purred. "After I train you a bit more, however. Come by the dojo once you're finished in here. And you are forbidden to touch her where a bathing suit would cover her," he growled at Kabuto.

I stared in shock. Apprentice and spy for Orochimaru? Oh, this was perfect! Life was perfect! But who would I apprentice aside from the Snake Sannin himself? Jiraiya, maybe.

"I'm going to need that 'laptop', as you called it," Kabuto said, blushing beet red.

"B-but... it's all I have my stories on..." I whined, thinking of the three novels, two unfinished crossovers, and four fanfics on my flash drive. "Besides, it has to stay plugged in or it'll shut down randomly."

"I'll keep that in mind. Anything else you'd like me to know?" Kabuto said, putting a hand on one hip.

"Um... there are storage devices you can use... but I've only got two with me," I said pulling out two flash drives. "The red one has my stories; the black one has my music."

"I'll be sure to figure this out. Now, is there anything ELSE you'd like to tell me? Like how you got that summoning?"

"I already told you that one. Now if you'll excuse me, Orochimaru-sama told me to go to the dojo as soon as I gave you that," I said as I booted up my laptop and typed in the password for him.

"Chibi then the number two? What the hell?"

"It's a nickname a friend of mine gave me," I retorted, flitting off to join the Sannin. After analyzing a few things that the other two Sannin, Naruto, and Shizune had all done, I would be able to recreate their jutsu, with some luck. I guess that's why Orochimaru wanted me as his apprentice.

"Welcome to the dojo. I assume you've learned doppelgangers and tree climbing, yes?" he asked, and I nodded bashfully. Holy cow, he was hot. I would probably never get over it. Ever.

"Sorry – Kabuto didn't want to let me go. What am I to learn, Orochimaru-sama?" I asked.

"What you saw Jiraiya perform. You're going to walk me through it, and then once I perfect it, you are to regurgitate the procedure until you also perfect it," he said simply, and I froze, my instinct right on the mark.

"I-I'm not sure how he did it, sir. I remember Naruto breaking a water balloon with his chakra, but it got all lumpy and spiky first. He called it 'The Fourth's Legacy Jutsu'. The enemy Jiraiya used it on went flying in a spiral motion," I recalled, looking back on when Jiraiya had used the Rasengan to protect Naruto and their budgets.

"I see," he huffed, clearly not impressed. I couldn't just tell him that I knew every jutsu Naruto would learn, that just wasn't fair and would throw things so out of proportion I'd create an alternate reality, and I really wanted to keep things as on-track as possible.

"Um…the balloon got all spiky, and I think he was spinning the chakra in all directions, but I'm not sure."

"Is there a photo in one of those blasted books of yours?" Orochimaru asked, and I suddenly snapped alert.

"I – I think he said something else about agitating your chakra and keeping a steady flow… I asked him what the three stages were, and he told me. Water balloon, rubber ball, and then performing it, but I 'm not sure what he meant," I said, and Orochimaru smiled.

"Well, I think I know what he's talking about now. Let's see… ah, here it is," Orochimaru smiled as he pulled a head out of a scroll. He smirked as he used his chakra network to cause it to pop like Jiraiya had the balloon.

'That's so wrong,' I thought as I stared at the remains in his hand and on him. "Eyew," I said with a shake. I couldn't help it – that was so wrong.

"I'm surprised you aren't vomiting," Kabuto grinned as he walked in.

"Go out and get us some water balloons and rubber balls, Kabuto. Go on - Out," Orochimaru ordered, and Kabuto obeyed. "This lesson is between you, and me, Sarah. Now, do you see what I did?"

"Swirled it in multiple directions, right? But I can't even walk on water yet!" I protested, and he smirked.

"Then you'd best get started, neh?"

"Yes, sir," I sighed, and created an army of doppelgangers. I sent some off to work on the water technique, and others to work on the Rasengan with me.

"You have three days for the first stage, five for the second, and a week for the third. That should be more than enough time," Orochimaru sneered nastily, and I now realized why everyone hated him. "Now get to work."

For three hours we trained in silence, and I thought back at what I'd seen in volume seventeen. I began using my other hand to get it done, and at the end of the third hour, I heard Orochimaru call me out.

"We have an escaped prisoner. Perhaps a little demonstration would suffice, no?" he grinned as the escapee turned the corner. I stood and watched in horror as Orochimaru pushed a full-fledged Rasengan out on the man.

"W-wow…" I murmured, more disgusted than anything. I guess I'd still have to get used to it. "Have you ever – never mind."

"Killed a man in cold blood? I just did," Orochimaru smirked.

"No, not that. I've done something you haven't," I grinned, and he leered, his right hand twitching, creating another rasengan. "My brother almost killed me when he took the SUV off the road at one hundred miles an hour. I think that's like… one hundred sixty kilometers in an hour."

"Really? And how, pray tell, did you survive?" Orochimaru piqued, honestly interested in the story. I led him back to the dojo and told him the entire thing as I focused on destroying the one balloon I had.

"I actually ended up cussing and screaming at him and having a nervous breakdown," I laughed. "But, it was worth it. He'd almost killed me; I'd almost got him arrested. Truth be told, I walked away with more damage than he did, and I'd crawled over him in my attempt to get out!"

"Broken arm, eh? I'm not surprised," Orochimaru smirked.

"Actually, no. all I had was two cuts on my left hand," I corrected, and his eyes widened. "Seat belts hold you into the seat in times like that. Besides, I was gripping mine so hard it bruised my gut! But it kept me safe, so I'm just happy to be alive!"

"Now you've got me curious… what's your favorite day of the year?" he grinned, and I blushed.

"Halloween," I admitted shyly. "I love dressing up like one of the anime characters or like a dunce so nobody will recognize me! That and I am a chocoholic."

"Remind me to never give you sugar," he murmured. "Speaking of which… what are your plans for the future? Surely you've got some reason for living?"

"Ah! Um…that's kind of embarrassing…" I laughed, not wanting to admit I was obsessed with him.

"Orochimaru-sama! A word," Kabuto called out. Orochimaru joined his medic, and I realized I'd left my entire backpack with Kabuto. Oh well - he'd figure it out anyways.

"What did you find?" Orochimaru asked, and Kabuto beckoned him away. As Oro went inside, I sighed in defeat. Three days to master the walk on water technique and the Rasengan, but I'd managed to get the tree climbing technique down while Naruto worked on his Rasengan.

"Sarah," Orochimaru growled from behind me as I continued to try the Rasengan.

"Yes, sir? Can I help? Is something wrong? Is my chakra level off?" I rattled, terrified of his wrath.

"You failed to mention the little orange books with that Kyuubi brat's name on it. And why would you have a number of...interesting documents in your flash drive."

Oh crap. Oh shiz. I was dead now.

"I...didn't want you to get mad at me…" I murmured, facing the floor.

"Hm…I think you're afraid of me. Or…" Orochimaru yanked my jaw upwards, and bit down – hard.

I couldn't help but let out a cry of pain and shock. He'd just given me a hickey! The man I admired most just bit me! If I'd died and gone to heaven, don't try to revive me!

"You're mine," he growled, and I curled up in a ball as best I could. I could barely breathe, but something wasn't right. I was warm, too warm. And wet. Uh-oh.

"Can't-breathe!" I choked out, and he let go, dragging me by my hair to his bedroom. Slapping me, he loomed over me, almost like a rapist.

Although my friends would argue that it's not rape if you're willing – which was going to be partially true if it happened now – I was still scared out of my mind.

"You are to stay in here until I summon you. Do you understand?" he growled, and I nodded silently. "kukuku…good. And for the record…" he cut off, shoving his tongue down my throat. I gasped and sputtered, panicking like a fish out of water. "You're mine," he purred into my ear, and I began breathing heavily, my hormones rising by the minute. "I suggest you get control of your hormones before someone decided to rape you," he suggested as he walked out.

"Not my fault you're a sexy-as-heck snake-nin," I retorted once he'd left. I vaguely heard the shower turn on, and was extremely tempted to go sneak a peek, but I shook my head in disgust at my own behavior.

I heard fighting as I explored Orochimaru's room, my gaze lingering on his Akatsuki ring. Right as I finished exploring, I vaguely heard a door opening somewhere, and another voice yelling angrily, and then screaming in terror.

The war amongst the inmates must have just concluded. I raced to the bed to sit down where he'd been before, and he walked in. He looked entirely different, but my heart suddenly decided to make a race between it and a hummingbird's wings.

"Ugh…" he sighed, laying on the bed next to me. "Sarah…"

"Sir? Would you like water? Medicine? Another blanket?" I fretted, hoping he didn't ask for the one thing I was scared of.

"You," he murmured. He reached out, and yanked me to lie on top of him.

Oh yeah. Mom was gonna kill me.

"Orochimaru-sama," I panicked, but he held me down.

"You're mine," he reminded me wearily, and I took my glasses off and put them on his nightstand so I could lay my head on his chest. "Kukuku…how easily you are swayed, child…"

"Only for you," I murmured, and he was suddenly on top of me.

"Your body wants it, but your mind and heart do not," he murmured, and I realized he was talking intimately.

"I-no. I can't do this," I gasped, wanting, yet despising, his masculinity. "M-My mother would kill me – literally!"

"Then stay here where you are safe," he retorted, and I realized what was going on and how I could get home.

"Wait…Space Rift…that's it!" I crowed, realizing that maybe my Palkia could help me get home. Not that I wanted to.

"You aren't going back to your room until you spend the night with me," he growled.

"I…alright, but…will you promise me something?" I asked, knowing he might just break it.

"What?"

"I…can't lose my virginity until I get married. That's the laws of my country – our parents are free to kill us if we disobey it. Please, please, don't…" I begged, and he licked my throat.

"I think that you're the one with your mind in the gutters, now, Sarah-chan. Given the circumstances, though, it is quite…pleasing…to hear your heartbeat and begging," he smirked, and I arched my back as I felt his blood racing through his veins.

"Orochimaru-sama!" Kabuto said with a knock.

"Damn. You'll be sharing a bedroom with me from now on, little one. Remember that," he purred, and squeezed me tightly against his large body. I bit down on my lip to keep from whimpering.

I nodded silently in terror and tried to keep the tears from coming to my eyes, and he licked my throat. It was terrifying, intoxicating, and sickening all at once.

"Kabuto can wait," he purred as if sensing a thought that was just barely forming in my head.

"Sir, please," I pled, desperate to not yet lose my virginity.

"Please what?" he whispered, and I cringed. I wanted so desperately to say a number of things, but I didn't quite want to say what I was about to.

"K-kabuto wouldn't interrupt you unless it was important," I pled, my hormones raging. Oh, crapadoodle. I was now officially screwed over.

"We shall see, Sarah," he whispered as I felt my world go black from when he pushed a pressure point in my neck.

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I rolled over, more than comfortable in this bed. I could feel someone next to me, so I hesitantly opened my eyes. And received the shock of a lifetime.

I had slept in Orochimaru's bed with him and hadn't lost my virginity.

"Welcome to the waking world," Kabuto glared, and I turned over onto my back to face him. "You didn't lose your virginity last night, although I dare say he wanted to very badly. Be careful with your hormones – his new body doesn't have good control over his."

"I'll keep that in mind," I murmured, and Orochimaru's eyes snapped open as he assaulted me relentlessly with his mouth on my neck.

"Orochimaru-sama," Kabuto said as he stepped forward. The Snake Sannin growled menacingly, clutching me closer to him, his tongue once again in the darkest recesses of my mouth. "Sir, your hormones…"

"Fine," he spat, and got out of bed. I lay there, too stunned to move, until he yanked me out to join him.

"Ah!" I said, blushing terrified of going into the same shower as him.

"Ugh…another law in your country?" Orochimaru sighed, and I nodded bashfully. "I relented on the first one, but not this one, damn it! Kabuto!"

"S-sir?" Kabuto said confused.

"You're going to perform a wedding," Orochimaru sneered, and I gulped in fear.

Yay! Wedding bells!