Hi all! I hope the last chapter reminds you that drinking is okay, but don't get smashed! You could get up to who knows what and you'll regret it forever! :O I of course, am not anti alcohol, just be careful ;)

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"So what next?" I asked Edward, who was looking at me oddly. Huh.

"Well, Emmett and Jazz don't know anything, they were questioning me earlier. So I guess all we have to do is wait...unless you want me to get you a test?" I nodded.

"Not yet though, because you need to give it time..." I trailed off, not wanting to have this conversation. He understood, and took my hand, leading us back to the pool. We got in line to get some chips and then sat on a poolside table, watching the world go by. I was pretty miffed that I was as pale as yesterday, so I sat under the sun. Edward caught on and did the same, I wasn't sure why as he had the American glow radiating off of him. I saw Rose walking towards us, in her bikini. I was sightly intimidated my her curvy body, but i knew that under that she was such a lovely girl.

"Hey guys, whats up?" she said smiling. I looked at Edward, confused. Why is she so casual about everything? I think I haven't seen anyone else because of the situation we had going on...

"Er...Rose. Where have you been the last couple of hours AND last night?" Edward asked her. She looked confused this time.

"Well I've been sunbathing alone since this morning- I want my tan to stay, and not have to go to a fake tanning place, because you look orange after they attmept to make you look good. Plus, I'm afraid they'll perve on me. Last night I had an early night, because of the flight? jet-lag and all. But I couldn't get to sleep- false alarm I guess- I couldn't be bothered to get ready and chnaged again, so went downstair to buy a magazine and read it in bed" Rose said "...Why?"

Edward looked back at me, egging me to explain.

"Well...last night, me and Edward had sex." the signs were there, so I had to accept it. Rose laughed at me.

"No you didn't."

"YES, we did!" Why couldn't she believe me?

"No, you didn't! I totally saw you passed out on the bed. You didn't have sex."

"Yeah we kind of woke like that. Wait...what? How did you SEE us? Jazz left his key on the side, we saw it this morning!"

Rose looked at me, annoyed." Last night, I was in BED reading the magazine. I hear a bang from Edward and Jazz's room, so I get the SPARE KEY that i personally asked the reception for, to get in to see what was up. The bedroom door was about to swing close, you both having just got through there. I saw you and Eddie all up in each others bussiinness, knickers ON, and then you collapsed on the side, both of you knocked out straight! Did you think you had SEX?"

I was shocked. I looked at Edward. he was shocked. I looked at Rose. She was shocked. We all were shocked. Reality hit me. I didn't have sex with Edward. Edward didn't have sex with me. I wasn't pregnant. Rose saved the day. I got up and hugged her, then hugged edward, who was still frozen on the chair. He then beamed, then hugged me back.

"We need to tell the rest of the lot! Ohmygoshh thats a huuuggee relief! I shall never drink that bad again!" Edward laughed hard at that, which ruined the I'm-not-pregnant moment. I shook my head at him, disappointed.

"You know I can totally kick you ass and take your sperm so you'll have to pay be child benifit." I warned. He held his hands up in the air, surrendering. I grinned and took his hand and Rose's to find the others. All I did say to them ,or more or less scream was:

"I'M NOT PREGO!"

They caught on though, and applaused as I bowed dramatically. See, I'm back to my usual teenage self. They listened as Rose explained the situation, and I saw everyone happy again. Yay! I got Alice to come up and change with me to go to the pool and we met Edward, Rosalie, Jazz and Em at the lobby. I wondered where Angela and Jess had got to- I hadn't seen them at all today...

We headed for the pool and did a few jumps and swam together in a group. I noticed those boys had met last night staring at us from a group of sunbeds a few feet away, so I got everyone to casually shuffle across the pool, with Alice's help, as she understood. There were a few extra people with them today. A girl with strawberry blond hair, another girl with long black hair. they were both standing together, facing the boys, chatting. There was a few other boys who had just arrived. James looked up at them and said something. One of the new guys had a mop of brown hair, with bright orange trunks. Another guy was walkign behind the guy with the brown hair. He had ginger hair and was talking to a girl, arms waving about, with short platinum hair with a red streak in the fringe, who was laughing loudly. The guys offered to get us drink, so we all asked for cokes. As they left, we decided to sit on the side on the pool, which was a mistake, as James and Laurent got up, followed soon by Alistair. the giner guy groaned and shouted a complaint but was ignored by the three lads, heading towards us quickly. We stood up together, as to form a strong shield from the guys.

"Well, look who it is...Bella?" James said to me loudly, laughing as he grabbed my wrist. I tried to shake him off, and he let go. I noticed that Laurent was intimidating Alice and Rose was being taunted by Alistair.

"Hmm...guess you aren't just feisty as a drunk..." James leaned in towards my ear, smelling me. What the hell? I leaned back, just as he wrapped his arm around my ass, then pulled me in as he whispered rude things to me. I felt completely turned off my his attitude. Who does he think he is? I looked away in disgust and had perfect sight of the poolbar. Jazz had his face turned towards us, a picture of horror, who hit Emmett quite hard on the shoulder, who looked at him staright away. Jazz stood up, plastic cup in hand, and headed towards us, Emmett following, who was cracking his knuckles and stretching.

I tried to shove James away, but he had a hard grip on me.

"Get off me, James!"

"Or what?"

"Or you may not be able to have children in the future!" I warned, not bluffing at all. But I did really want to show him not to mess with me...

He obviously thought a was joking, but pulled back slightly. " Hahaha...you have NO idea what I get up to... maybe you'll be interested to find out later-" Too late I forced my knee up high, then swung my hand back. I was smiled with the result. James's face was a picture of shock, and gladly, pain. I turned around to see Jazz running over. He let his drink move too fast, so it spilt, and hit the floor he was running on. He slipped, flying high up in the air before landing on the hard ground. Alice saw him, so got Laurent dealt with as quickly as possible. She then ran to Jazz to help him sit up, and Emmett dodged the duo on his way to Rose and her target. Alistair backed away slowly as he caught sight of his friends, and then Emmett.

"Do you KNOW who I am?" He said harshly to Alistair. Alistair stepped back further, stumbling. Emmett answered him for him. "Well, I am Emmett Cullen. And that girl back there? The one you were trying to 'GET WITH?' She is my long term GIRLFRIEND. I go the the gym 3 times a week, plus training, and can easily...oh so easily, knock you out with one punch. But I can't be sure how much damage I can do. You hear me?"

He then said to the rest of their group and James and Laurent,"And if ANY of you, lay a finger anyone that I don't WANT you to, then you have volunteered to be my testers, on how much damage I can do. Got it?" I was amazed. Emmett under the muscle and fun, was very protective and, tough when he wants to be! WOW. Emmett then went back to Rose, who gave him a huge kiss, tongues and all, then smiled and whispered something to him. We all then helped Jazz get to an empty sunbed.

"I think you've twisted it." Emmett said.

"Dude, I don't care about my ankle. Thank you for standing up for us lot." Jazz said, honestly.

"I'm only doing what I see fit. I'm not sure whether it will be in the paper tomorrow if I hit that dude, but it will be soo worth it." Emmett shook his head, holding Jazz's leg, examining his ankle. Edward came up behind us with a tray of cokes.

"Jazz, whats up with your ankle?" We shook our heads laughing. Just then I heard a nasally voice pipe up from behind me.

"Hey biatch" I turned around to see the strawberry blond girl, with the brunette girl and blond girl on either side. I recognised the girl as the one from the airport.

"Well hey to you too! Guess bad luck was on my side when we first met in the airport, and now its back again!" Alice laughed.

"Oh, right. Well...anyway! How dare you say that to JAMES. I mean, I'd totally get with him anyday, and yet he'd get with you? What the fuck is up with that?" She said, very bitch-like.

"Excuse me? you can tell Jame from me that I don't want to be his girl, so fuck off! got it?" Edward looked at the two of us bickering, sliding a arm around my waist. The rude girl caught notice of him, then immediately stuck her books and hand out.

"Hi, i'm Tanya." She said, expecting Edward to shake her hand.

"Edward." He replied stiffly. i leaned closer to him, grabbing his other hand, to show Tanya where she belongs. Elsewhere. She sniffed again.

"Bree! Corin! Let's leave these two to go fuck." She said. I assumed Bree was the brunette and Corin was the blonde with the red streak, as their heads looked up as each name was called. Like followers, they were.

As they slauntered off, Edward said to me, "Explain." So I did. And James broke his nose that day.

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lesson 1- drink resposibly.

lesson 2- violence is not good, so use it reasonably and CAREFULLY )

lesson 3 shall be about how drugs are not good for you ;) nahh im just kidding :P