Chapter 2:
Tavros: Answer troll girlfriend.
You cannot answer your troll girlfriend because you DO NOT HAVE a troll girlfriend, like you said before. But this does not change the fact that the troll girl -no, woman- that has pestered you would make a great girlfriend. If only trolls had the same kinds of relationships as humans. That would make interspecies relations much easier.
Oh wait, someone else is pestering you. Oh shit, it's Vriska.
- tactileGlobetrotter [TG] began pestering eternalTutelage [ET] –
TG: Heeeeeeeey mohawk 8oy.
TG: I heard you got THE GAME.
ET: yEAH,,, sO?
TG: I have it, t8. Aren't we going to play together?
ET: yEAH BUT
ET: uHH,,, wE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE OTHER TWO HAVE IT
TG: 8ut why?
TG: Where do the rules say that?
ET: iT'S JUST THAT
ET: oUR SESSION WONT WORK VERY WELL WITH ONLY TWO PEOPLE
TG: Um, okaaaaaaaay...
TG: I guess I 8etter get out of your hair then.
TG: I'll leave you to talk with your troll girlfriend.
- tactileGlobetrotter [TG] ceased pestering eternalTutelage [ET] –
ET: bUT HOW DID YOU KNOW SHE PESTERED ME?
ET: uGH,,, wHATEVER,,,,,
Tavros: Finally pester your troll girlfriend.
How many times do you have to say it? It's like everyone just wants to rub in that you've never had a girlfriend in all of your 13 years alive. You take a deep breath and FINALLY answer the troll of your dreams.
- gladdenedGucci [GG] began pestering eternalTutelage [ET] –-
GG: hey tav! I see you finally have sburb! :)
ET: hEH HEH YEAH,,, i'M SO EXCITED ABOUT IT :)
GG: its good to hear that you have such a great attitude about it!
ET: yEAH IT'S GREAT :)
GG: i dont want to ruin your excitement or anything
GG: but i just want to warn you it may be tough to get a successful ending
ET: rEALLY? hOW COME?
GG: well the game challenges your physical and mental abilities
GG: its very easy to get killed! :O
ET: dON'T WE GET EXTRA LIVES THOUGH?
GG: well i guess technically you do but thats only if the highest level is reached before death
GG: and you have to die on a special bed
GG: arg! im saying too much!
ET: wHY CAN'T YOU SAY ANY MORE ABOUT IT? aRE THERE RULES ABOUT SAYING TOO MUCH ABOUT YOUR OWN SESSION?
GG: yes and no :/
GG: there are things i can get away with saying but if i say too much ill turn your timeline into a doomed one and probably everyone will die
ET: wOAH,,,
GG: yeah! i know!
ET: wELL THEN PLEASE DON'T GIVE ANYTHING AWAY
ET: i LIKE LIVING,,, hEH HEH :)
GG: ill try not too! X)
ET: hEY, jADE?
GG: yes?
ET: dO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER
ET: uHH,,, mEET IN PERSON?
ET: oR TROLL OR WHATEVER
ET: uGH,,, tHIS IS COMING OUT WRONG
GG: its possible but im not sure
GG: ive seen some of your session inside the game, and with the way you play, i dont know
GG: anything can happen!
ET: iM CURIOUS NOW HEH HEH :)
GG: well id like to tell you what i know, but remember that whole doomed timeline thing?
GG: well i got to go! talk to you later! :)
ET: bYE jADE
GG: bye!
- gladdenedGucci [GG] ceased pestering eternalTutelage [ET] –-
Tavros: Sigh deeply.
You sigh deeply and think about what Jade would look like when you see her for the first time. You wonder what trolls even look like. Sometimes you wonder if these 'trolls' are actually aliens or just humans playing a stupid trick on you. That is the definition of troll.
You suddenly realize that you shouldn't have blown off Vriska like that before. She's the one who's going to enter you into the game! You were too busy dreaming of Jade that you forgot. Damn teenage hormones.