Chapter 3:
Vriska: Knit something amazing for your secret crush.
Secret crush? Oh wouldn't everyone like to know. But the knitting part you can do, especially because everything you knit is amazing. Lately, you have been knitting scarves shaped like octopi, with eight appendages and all, which have been interesting to try on. You are pretty sure that your secret crush, whoever this person may be, would be slightly intimidated at the sight of an octoscarf.
Speaking of intimidated, Tavros is pestering you. Does he want to say sorry for his stupidity? Heh, probably.
- eternalTutelage [ET] began pestering tactileGlobetrotter [TG] –
ET: uHH,,, sORRY,,, i FORGOT THAT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO ENTER ME INTO sBURB
TG: Oh, I was wondering when you were gonna remember!
ET: yEAH,,, sORRY,,, i GOT DISTRACTED
TG: Soooooooo, how is Jade?
ET: wHAT
TG: Just a friendly question! ::::)
ET: uHHH,,,,
ET: gOOD i GUESS
TG: And when are you gonna ask her out?
ET: uHHHHHHHH,,,,,,,,
ET: pLEASE LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT
TG: Awwwwwwww, why? Things aren't working out already?
ET: cOME ON, vRISKA
TG: Into the game?
TG: Fiiiiiiiinally! I thought you forgot again!
ET: uGH,,, yES PLEASE, lET'S GET ON WITH THIS
ET: pUT ME IN THE GAME ALREADY
TG: Woah! Hold your horses, man!
TG: I gotta run the disk first!
TG: Ok, I see you in your room.
TG: Damn! Do you ever clean up?
ET: uHH,,,, i JUST DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TODAY.
TG: Oh sure, man.
TG: Alright, let's get this shit started!