Chapter 4:
Aradia: Find Disc 1.
Fuck your bro. Obviously he knew this game was of somewhat importance and took it from the mailbox to test you. You really fucking hate his tests sometimes.
You check your cell phone, which you had conveniently placed in your pocket prior to descending to the first floor, and find that Kanaya has pestered you.
Aradia: Answer Kanaya.
- guisingArtisan [GA] has begun pestering turntourAllkeeper [TA] -
GA: Can You Believe The Trolls
GA: Who Do They Think They Are
TA: what happened n0w
GA: They Just Know How To Push Ones Nerves
TA: did they say s0mething ab0ut y0ur 0utfit?
GA: Yes How Did You Know
TA: i kn0w y0u w0rk hard f0r fashi0n and when s0me0ne discredits y0ur awes0me shit with0ut s0me reas0n y0u flip y0ur shit
GA: I Flip My Shit
GA: Really
TA: well y0u d0
TA: but y0ur shit isnt flipped like a fucking pancake
TA: alm0st burnt 0n 0ne side
TA: ready f0r the c00k t0 fucking f0cus and flip it int0 the upper regi0ns 0f the atm0sphere
TA: and c00k the 0ther side to perfect this shit as a wh0le
TA: making it taste 0ut 0f this w0rld
GA: Am I Supposed To Understand What You Just Said
TA: i guess it was a c0mpliment
GA: Oh Okay Then Thanks
TA: n0 pr0blem
TA: s0 what did the tr0lls say
GA: The Annoying Rose Troll Mentioned How She Had Previously Seen An Outfit Similar To Mine On A Lowblood
TA: a what
GA: Didnt You Know About The Blood Caste System The Trolls Live By
TA: i d0 n0w
GA: She Then Continued To Say That If I Ever Were A Troll In A Different Universe I Couldnt Possibly Be Caste Over Mustard Bloods
TA: i take it tr0lls have s0mething against mustard
GA: Ugh I Just Dont See Why She Has To Try To Degrade My Self Esteem
TA: theyre called fucking tr0lls f0r a reas0n
TA: y0u sh0uldnt take their tr0lling t0 heart
TA: just shed 0ff their hate
TA: like y0u just came in fr0m a rainst0rm and y0ure taking 0ff y0ure s0aking rainc0at
TA: but y0ure still dry because y0u shed the rain
TA: with y0ur rainc0at
GA: I Have To Go
GA: Thanks For All The Wonderful Advice
TA: y0u sure d0 l0ve sarcasm
GA: Of Course
- guisingArtisan [GA] ceased pestering turntourAllkeeper [TA] -
Aradia: Take out the trash.
If by 'the trash' you mean bro and by 'take out' you mean beat his fucking ass, then you will happily comply. You need to show him that he can't push you around anymore.
Aradia: Ascend.
You reach your floor and find your apartment eerily silent. Your bro could surprise you at any moment. You ready your sword and tip toe to your bro's bedroom.
