Chapter 5:

Kanaya: Check your own mailbox for Sburb.

You're pretty sure you can't because you don't have a mailbox. Even if you did have one, no mailperson would come to your island just for one person's mail. If you were a diplomat, maybe they would, but you aren't a diplomat.

Even so, this game sounds a little stupid to you. You don't really know much about it, but you would rather spend your time sewing some fashionable clothes for your friends. Because, face it, they need some help in that department.

Vriska interrupts your fashionable thoughts by pestering you.

- tactileGlobetrotter [TG] began pestering guisingArtisan [GA] -

TG: Hello Kanayaaaaaaaa
GA: Hello Vriskaaaaaaaa
TG: ::::)
TG: So how are you gonna get S8ur8?
GA: Im Not Sure
GA: I Wasnt Really Planning On Playing Anyway
TG: What! 8ut you have to play!
TG: We need you!
GA: Why
GA: Im Not Good At Games
GA: Ill Probably Get Everyone Killed
TG: Oh, don't say that!
TG: No matter what, we need you to play.
TG: I feel like you'll be the most important player in the game.
GA: What
GA: What Gives You That Idea
TG: I don't know! I just have a feeling.
GA: You And Your Feelings Again
TG: They are gr8 sometimes! ::::)
GA: Dont You Have To Do Something With Tavros First
TG: Yep, I already ran my disk, and he's almost in the game now.
TG: 8ut anyway! We definitely need you!
TG: You don't have to worry until the end though because you'll be in last.
TG: Tavros will be the one to get you in.
TG: 8ut first you have to get Aradia in.
TG: The order is: Tav, Me, Aradia, then you.
GA: But I Dont Have The Discs
TG: I think
TG: Aradia will take care of that for you.
GA: Oh You Have a Feeling Again
TG: Yep!
GA: Well Hopefully Youre Right And She Can Get The Discs To Me In Time
TG: I hope so, t8.
GA: I Guess I Better Go Talk To Her Then
TG: Talk To You L8r!
GA: Bye

- guisingArtisan [GA] ceased pestering tactileGlobetrotter [TG] -

Kanaya: Contact Aradia about Sburb.

You almost start to pester Aradia when another window pops up on your screen. You hope it's not Rose again.

- antlersBunkum [AB] began pestering guisingArtisan [GA] -

AB: hello?
AB: who is this?
GA: Who Are You
GA: You Were The One Who Started Trolling Me
AB: really?
AB: oh you're right.
AB: i must have pressed the 'troll dumbfuck' button...
AB: sorry! my mistake!
GA: Ugh I Dont Even Know Why I Respond To You Freaks Anymore
GA: I Might As Well Just Ban All Of You
AB: no! that would be a HUGE mistake on your part!
GA: Oh Really
AB: i'm here to help you humans out! I just wanted to get to know you all a little better by some customary trolling. }:)
GA: Why Even Bother
GA: Go Troll Someone Of Your Own Brain Capacity
AB: hey! i'm the one doing the trolling here!
AB: ok, umm...
AB: nice shirt... you get it from your lusus' nook?
AB: hahaha!
GA: Umm What
AB: i crack myself UP! }xD
GA: Awesome Trolling
AB: no need to spell it out... i already knew.
GA: It Was Great Considering Humans Do Not And Will Never Have Lusi
AB: uhhh what?
AB: what the hell do humans have then?
GA: Parents
GA: A Mother And Father
GA: However Some People Only Have One Of These
AB: woah why do you look so sad?
AB: my trolling didn't hurt your feelings that much did it?
GA: Im Not Sad You Obtuse Alien
AB: obtuse?
AB: that word sounds amazing... how can it ever be an insult?
GA: Ugh Whatever
GA: Please Stop Wasting My Time I Was About To Pester Someone Else Before You Popped Up On My Screen
GA: Now Block Yourself Before I Reach Through My Computer Screen And Strangle You With My Keyboard Cord
AB: WOAH ok i know when im not needed...
AB: ill just slip out before you start growing fangs and bite my neck.
GA: I Dont Even Want To Ask
AB: well you're super pale! Basically as pale as a rainbow drinker...
AB: ok then BYE!
AB: i feel like we got to know each other very well today.
GA: In Your Dreams
AB: yes! i hope we meet there as well.
GA: Ugh

- antlersBunkum [AB] ceased pestering guisingArtisan [GA] –

Kanaya: Throw your computer out of the window.

You would if you had a computer to dispose of. However, you only have your one precious computer, and it would not be worth throwing it just because of that annoying troll's banter. You take a breather and get on to pestering Aradia.