THE TRIAL COMMENSED!
"AfTer perveewing the evidanse arrayed against you all1" Enrique Formidabble procalmed "I Find you both guilty of Being PIRATES!"
THE TRAIL ENDED!
"Doh, blast!" Jibbs cryed "Cap'n, showt for eagle!"
But Jack was to bizy grumbling under breth; "He didn't even say MY RANK! DAMN KANGAROOOS"!
"LOOK IT'S A MOTHERFCUKING EAGLE!" Jiibs cryed.
"Thats my line" Jack argued.
"HA!" Enriqe laughed with smile of slashing! "YOU SHAL NOT DIZTRACT ME WITH SIMPLE PLOY!"
SUDDENLY an eagle came down and took out enriques eye!
"AHHHH!"
"Quick jibbs, shoot him!" Jack cried, but Jibbs had dranks himself to death avgain at horrible sight of eye butchery, so jack had to revise him with CRP! They ran from courthouse as MExico began to UPROAR! FUROR BUILT WITH RIGHTEUOS EVIL AS MEXICANs LED BY ENRIQUE CHASSED JACK AND JIBB STO PANAMA!
"YOU SHALL NOT GET AWAY!" ENrique rored with anger as heroes got away! "GOD DAMMNIT!"
Enrique reported failure to Exican president who was mispleased!
"I will give you sceond chance Enrique!" president announced. "I will dispath my most excellan t assassin to go with you…"
Enrique turned around to look at assassin…
IT WAS WILL YURNER! :O