JACK SPARROW IN THE SEARCH FOR XANADU ! ! ! ! !

by The Tyrannicidal Imp

Alright guys, let's do this; I'm leaving my agent in charge of writing my debut, while I go into this s***storm of a fanfic to weedle out every little f***er that I can. If all goes according to plan, maybe I'll do another... for now, let's stop Jack Sparrow getting to whatever the hell Xanadu is.

3. NINETEEN EIGTHY FIVE

Jack and Jibbs made their way to PRIme Minster of Panama to request ship FOR XANADU!

"WHY should we help piratess?" Prime minster asked with knowledge.

"WE HATE MEXICO!" the pirates cryed.

"for that, we will not arresst you" the Prime minster allowed "But we will not give you a hsip."

"WHY not?" Jac kasked "We would fight yor Mexican enemys!"

"Its not as simple as that," Prime minster shook his head and heded over to window. He looked out over small kindgom.

"Our countrys, Panama, Mexcio and El Salvador hav been fighting for the past one hundred years! Two countrys sometimes ally to fight one, but never devfeat it before turning on one another. There has always been fighting, never-ending fightingg…"

"We can help stop it!" Jack cryed heroically.

Prime minster shook his head. "But thats the point; we dont want it stopped! We fight because otherswie the people will stop helping the war effort and see what bad rulers we are; they would REBEL! So we remain mutual antagonists to one another in order for our countrys to mantain stability!"

"what sad story," jibbs wept.

"why Not just be good rulers?" Jack asked.

"Because were evil dictators who like luxury; guards, throw them in JAIL!"

So Jack and Jibbs were thrown in jail with a pale of water.