Rin was a bit mean last time!

You aren't laughing? Are you?

...ARE YOU?

Ok.

Len was grinning like he was insane the whole night. Which was kinda scary since he might've been possessed or something. Uh...by the way WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

"Rin~ My lovely Rin~" Len ran to me in a stupid slow way and squeezed me tight. Then kissed me hard.

"What's you're problem Len?" I hissed.

"Can you make me some banana cake? If you do I might do something special for you!~"

"I'm afraid to know." I sighed. " I don't want a 'special treat'. No cake." It's not even his birthday.

"It's my birthday!" Nevermind, it is his birthday.

"Fine...come on." I sighed heavily. " What do you want for you're birthday?" I asked, feeling tired and heavy.

"Oh! I want your virginity!" He looked sincere. I know for a fact he's sincere. Well guess what, my fist is sincere too. "O-Ow Rin! It's my birthday! Please!" I heard a knock and saw Gumi come in with Piko.

"Hello ladies and gentlemen!" She announced.

"Uh, hey." Piko mumbled. I don't think I'd want to be in his position.

"Um...why are you guys here." I asked.

"It's Len's birthday!" Gumi jumped up. They remembered. HAHA THEY REMEMBERED.

"Rin won't give me her birthday present!" Len whined. I wouldn't give it to you BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO.

"Aw Rin don't be a prick!" Gumi lectured. Piko awkwardly sat there. I sighed. "So Piko brought cake!" She grinned.

"But Rin-" We haven't even started on the cake.

"OH THANKS." I cut him off loudly. "WHAT FLAVOR?"

"Banana...?" He was looking at me weird. That's ok though. I hugged him tight and grabbed the cake. To make him feel extra awkward. Len just looked at me. The same look.

"Nn...LEN!" He was quickly making me very uncomfortable and I didn't like it. "Stop looking at me like that!" I complained.

"Why?"

"Because you look weird and you're like that face that po-"

"Ok ok!" He pat my hair. "Did you actually forget my birthday?" Why would he think I forgot?

I WAS JUST KIDDING BEFORE. I DIDN'T FORGET. "No." I answered honestly.

"But-"

"HEY SO WE CAN EAT CAKE LATER!" I glanced at Gumi who seemed content watching us and the poor Piko looking down. Len nodded slowly.

"So what are we eating today?" He asked, as if he was trying to make the best out of this day. Wow.

"Banana pancakes." I mumbled, putting the batter on the pan.

"AAAAHHHH!" He sounded earsplittingly happy. I gripped my ear. I think he broke it. " Thank you thank you thank you!" For a reason unknown he loves it when I cook. I don't even think I'm good. I glanced at him and frowned, seeing him leaning to the stove. My hand twitched. I so badly want to burn his face but IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY. ARGHH.

Then again, who said I can't hurt people on their birthday?

My hand immediately slapped the back of his head, where I got to see him jerk away maybe five feet or so. He shivered and stared at me, wide eyed. I smiled and whispered "Happy birthday Len."

We all ate those pancakes, in courtesy of Len. As much as I wanted oranges, or Gumi wanted carrots and would get Piko to eat them, we ate them. Maybe it was because I was too lazy to look anything else, but it doesn't matter.

Len stretched and glanced at me. He's been acting weird since I attempted to give him some bad burns. He's been very jumpy now.

Anyway!

I yawned and fell on Len's lap. He tensed and I looked up at him. "So where's my bow?" I asked.

"H-Here..." He had the silky white bow. I snatched it but he carefully set it on my head.

"Where was it?" I laughed. He looked REALLY uncomfortable. I smiled. I think he was sweating even. Meh. I'll ask about it later. "So... uh... what do you wanna do...?" He snapped up to look at me. And grinned.

"A bunch of things."

"I bet Len hid you're bow." What? Why would he do that? WHAT THE HELL?

"I-I didn't!" He protested and I glared at him. "I swear, I found it on the table and-" I slapped his face. "R-Rin!" He whined. Man what a jerk. Why would he do that?

I sighed and put a hand out. A slight smile appeared and he grabbed it. I jerked him up, and let go. He yelped and crashed on the floor. "That's for taking it Len."

"Uh, Rin, I don't think you should do that-" Piko started but Gumi cut him off by covering his mouth. I wonder if he's on top or bottom. Probably bottom. Piko seems really shy, like Miki. Hmm... I saw Len cowering in a corner. I kicked his side.

"Stop hurting me!" He cried. I nodded slowly.

"As if." I missed because he dodged it and sloppily went behind Gumi. "You're such a coward." I sighed.

"You turned him into one. And I think he loves you too much to ever hurt you." Gumi pointed out.

"I hate you Gumi."

"Love ya too!" She winked. Len peeked to me with big wide eyes. He gulped and looked outright funny. "Hey Piko, get Len off my back?" Piko blinked. He glanced at Len nervously,, and that kept going for a minute before Gumi just moved away.

"So Len..." I started.

AUUUGH. I TURNED RIN INTO ABUSIVE RIN.

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