Last one was written pretty badly...uh
"Be honest now...what did you do with my bow?" I asked, my voice filled with malice.
"I-I saw it on the table...and I don't know...it smelled like you! So-"
"Jeez." I rubbed my temples and saw him relax. "You should've said that before." He had both his arms out. As if he wanted a hug...maybe he did.
"A happy ending..." The fact that Gumi sang stopped me. She should never sing.
"Shut up." I muttered. Len blinked down. "Len look at me." I snapped.
Oh. It's his birthday. Still. Now I should make this day slightly better so he doesn't get too upset. So I softened up. Let's think...
"I'll make you food for a week...how about that?" Hesitantly, I kissed his cheek. Then waited for his response. He gazed at me, looking hopeful and a bit confused. I can't slap him.
Aughhhhhh.
Rest of the day was used up by watching two movies, laying on each other, and talking with Gumi and Piko. The thing is, Piko is a really sweet guy, but he barely talks. Gumi talks too much. She should learn from him. Piko is inspiring!
...Ok not really. But forget that.
Len went back to his regular self, kissing me once in a while. And he was also being stupid. But don't worry, I refrained from killing him.
"Do you wanna take a walk outside?" I asked.
"Go alone. With Len." Gumi smiled mischeviously. Why would she want me to go alone with him? Won't he get beaten up again?
"But-"
"Go!" She shoved both of us out the door.
I tripped and Len caught me. He smiled and we walked. Silently. Awkwardly.
I stared at the skies, where there were clouds. White clouds. Looked like a painting. What I'd the sky is a painting? What if we aren't actually real and-
"Rin? Why are you walking into the water?" I saw I was deep in the murky water with weird moss-and oh shit WHAT IS THAT?
I jumped and and started to try shake off anything on me and groaned. "I'm so wet!"
"Really? Was I that hot?" I have a right to slap him. So I did and he laughed. "You know I was, don't deny it." I think I liked him better when he was scared of me...
"Let's go back home." I sighed.
"Not yet." He chuckled. If he rapes me I swear... "Let's go to the beach or something." The beaches around here are really dirty.
"But look at me!" I'm not gonna even say that the beaches are filthy, but I pointed to my soaking clothes. "I want to go home!" I definitely don't want anyone seeing me.
"Haha see through!" I punched him. He grinned. Has he grown immune to my punches and slaps? That's odd. "I guess the beaches are pretty much shit." He sighed, which was quite correct.
"Correcto Lenno!" I'm sorry that I did that.
He blinked. "Uh...Let's go home."
...Uh. Considering that I saw Gumi and Piko making out and going to the next level, Len was sent to get my clothes. He isn't affected by things like that, so I used him. However, he took a particularly long time that makes me wonder what he was doing. When he came back, he had some pretty revealing clothes.
So I beat him up. I swear he's turned into a masochist now. I don't know where he got those clothes anyway... So he came back with normal clothes, a light blue blouse and some jeans. "Move to the other room." I mumbled. He nodded.
...
"LEN I'M SERIOUS."
So we went out to the mall, because I didn't want to be around them during...that time.
"I feel better." At least my bow didn't get dirty.
"Let's get some food." He looked around.
"Yeaaahh." This is the only reason I go to the mall. For food. No shopping. No new clothes. Food. "Ooh orange!" ...maybe some orange plushies too.
The word plushy sounds weird. Where did I get that word from? Is it even real? What am I talking about? WHAT THE HELL ARE PLUSHIES?
I'm not asking Len. He would think I'm stupid. Which is hypocritical. So I sipped my orange smoothie. They didn't have pure orange so I had to request it! Only mixed up fruits!
Len wrapped his arms around my waist. "I could buy it for you." He grinned.
"Really." I'm pretty sure he's broke. Then he whipped out a twenty dollar bill. " What-"
"You mad?" He burst out laughing...what. "Got the money from Gumi! And I'm spending it on you!" Har Har. I don't care. I gave him a glare that's worse than a butterfly's.
...uh.
He was gone momentarily and came back with the orange stuffed. I MEAN stuffed orange. I gripped it carefully, and it slipped. I puffed my cheeks and caught it. Aw yeah. I'm awesome. "You're like a puffer fish. Or something." He pointed out.
"Yeah. I can hurt you." I punched his arm.
"O-Ow...and when you mess up or get hurt you puff up you're cheeks!" When do puffer fish mess up? When they die?
"Uh...ok..." I nodded slowly. "So what else is there to do here?" I switched the topic so I didnt end up hitting him or something.
"Let's get some hotdogs." That's the appetizers. "C'mon Rin." I nodded happily.
Wait, why did Piko and Gumi have to do it in my house? That's...weird! "Len why do people have to do it in a friends house?" I asked.
"I don't know. But I'd want to try that."
"Len!"
I have a headache from being in the car...But it's kinda done!