"So, where are you staying?"

"Somewhere."

"I feel insulted. I AM your girlfriend."

"I would love to tell you, except I can't."

"Why?"

"Because I promised someone that I wouldn't."

"Who?"

"You're too curious for your own good." She pouted

"And you're adorable when you pout." She giggled, then went back to pouting.

"I have a surprise for you!"

"Tell me!" She practically begged.

"Can't!"

"UGH! You infuriate me!"

"Thank you, thank you very much." I said in my best Elvis impression. I then looked at her so intently, that she dissolved into giggles.

"Hey! What are you two doing here?" said a new voice.