Hey guys. I managed to fix some problems. I know there was a lot. Well this chapter will show some of my favorite pairings and hopefully some humor.
John some how managed to get a huge table that would fit everyone. Nepeta and Equius sat together (predictable) and you and John sat across from them.
To your suprise Sollux and Dave were the first ones to arrive. In Sollux's hands's was something in the shape of a cube. Oh gog. Did he really bring you a present?
"Happy wrigglerth day kk" he said in his usual lisp. Uh.. Dave told me that humanth give gifeth to people on there wrigglerth day tho here. He handed you the box and gave you a weird smile.
"Do you always do what your boyfriend tells you to do Captor?" you say. But thanks I gusse. You take the gift and put it on the table. Sollux takes you by suprise yet again bye giveing you a hug. Jegus why was everyone hugging you? You struggled a bit but gave up into the hug.
"Any time kk" he says. He finally lets go, and strolls to his seat leaving you alone with Strider whos smirking at you.
"What?" you ask.
"Oh nothing important". Happy birthday Karkles. He ruffles your hair (something you absolutly hate) and walks of nonchalantly to his seat next to Sollux.
The guy may be a major douchbag but as much as you hate to admite it you were happy he was there for Sollux. Someone needed to be when you were'nt The next people to arrive were Eridan and Feferi. You dont really interact with them but John invited them.
"Happy wrigglers day Karfish" she says cheerfully. Eridan would say it to but he's being a major Glub!
"Its ok, and thanks" you mumble. Jeez these nicknames were killing you. A couple of minutes later Gamzee came in with Tavros. Tavros got his new robotic legs Equius made for him a couple of weeks ago so it still suprised you when you saw them without Gamzee weeling him in.
"Happy motherfucking wrigglers day bestfriend" Gamzee says.
"Uhh.. yea.. happy wrigglers day Karkat" Tavros joined in. You said the usual thanks to them as they made their way to their seats. It took about twenty more minutes before every one was fully there. It seemed like forever, espesially since John made every wait to order until everyone was accounted for. Once the food came it seemed like everyone was starving because they dove right into their food. Everyone was haveing their own random ass conversation. It really was'nt as bad as you thought. You were quite most of the time but talked to some people now and then.
"Will there be anything eles?" the waiter aked.
"Uh yeah you have anything with alcohol?" you here Dave yell over to the waiter.
"Are you really going to drink?" Sollux asked Dave.
"Hell yeah" he responded. Its a party right?
"I think im with the cool kid on this" you hear Terezi say.
"Ok" John says. Why dose'nt everyone have a drink or two? Everyone agreeded to the idea with a simple "yeah". It was only a few moments later until the waiter came with a round of drinks for everyone. Half an hour later and six rounds of drinks it seemed like everyone was on soper slim. Everyone was laughing their ass of at stupid shit (including you) and sometimes you sware you saw a unicorn now and then. It was only a couple of moments later when John decited to pay the bill and get out of there. John didnt exactly want to go home just yet. He said he had other "plans". He took you to the beach so you and him could watch the sunset. Gog he was so cheesy sometimes. But you still loved the little derp. The both of you were sitting on the sand leaning on each other.
"I love you" you whisper in his ear.
"I love you to" you hear him say under his breath. Everything seemed perfect until you heard a familiar voice coming from behind you.
"Awwww look" the voice said. Its the two little faggots from high school on their honeymoon. You turn to see two familiar faces you dreaded you would'nt ever see again.
"Fuck" you say under your breath.