"A...a mafia team?" The younger brothers said in unison.

"Yeah, yea. The boss told me because he didn't trust Feliciano to remember and neither Marcello, because he probably has the same memory as Feli. Shitty. And we have to know our weaknesses and strength, we also have a mission already." Romano turned off the tv, and turned to his brothers. "Did you guys get it?"

"Uh, sorry I was into that movie. The girl was pretty hot and-" Romano threw the tv remote at Seborga.

"MARCELLO! PAY THE FUCKING ATTENTION! DID YOU GET IT FELICIANO?"

"Ve! Uh…no."

Romano explained it all over again about two times until the duo finally got it. Sort of. "Now let me tell the first mission. We have to get an underground team. And we have the choices of, the Nordics, the Asians, or the Allies. Who the fuck do you want?"

Marcello chose the Nordics, Feliciano chose the Allies and Romano chose the Asians. "Fuck. How are we supposed to do this?" The trio ended up deciding wih rock-paper-scissors, and Feliciano won. "Yea, yea. Let's contact the Allies. Ugh Feliciano was always good with games." Romano called America first. "Uh..hello?"

"Hello? Hey Romano is that you?"

"Uh….HOLD ON!" Romano passed the phone to Feliciano, who happily talked to America, explaining what was going to happen.

"Why did you pass the phone?" Seborga sat by Romano, raising an eyebrow.

"I…I got nervous." Marcello laughed so hard he was rolling on the floor. "WHAT? I'M FUCKING SHY SOMETIMES. ESPECIALLY WITH MEN!"

"PFFFFF you got nervous? Hahaha! I thought you were the better flirt!"

"I am! But just because I know I won't see them again! And uh I have to see the nations a hell of a lot!" Romano turned bright red and tried avoiding looking at this youngest brother.

"Yeah yeah whatever. So who are the Allies?"

"America, England, Russia, China, France."

"Russia and France? Are you sure?"

"Well damn Feliciano for always winning the game stuff. But whatever. We have….." Romano tried to think of a useful nation. "We…uh..CHINA! And sometimes England! I've heard that he can really shoot when he is drunk. And America is strong! Alright. Done?"

"Yea. Sure."

"You know I think you're the only one that can talk like that to me without getting a broom stuck in your ass."

"Thank..you?"

"You're welcome bastardo."

"Ve~Lovino! Marcello! They agreed! Let's meet them right now!"

"RIGHT NOW?" The Italian Brothers got up and drove to their destination. Panda Panda Land.

"Why do we have to come in this gay place?"

"Ve~Lovino~You're gay for Antonio"

"NO I AM NOT! AND DON'T FUCKING CALL ME LOVINO! CALL ME ROMANO. R.O.M.A.N.O."

"Yes, yes."

All three went over to the table where the allies were, and sat down. "Alright, dudes! We are all here! So! What should we do?"

"Let's order our roles. What are your strengths?"

"I am as strong as Captain America! And I can shoot pretty well, since I had the 2nd Amendment!" America punched the air as he jumped in excitement.

"So you be our main sniper."

"Awe…but it's boring…'

"Shut up. What about you, England?"

"I'm good at organizing stuff. But I can get violent when drunk. But I am drunk so I don't have coordination. So I need someone by me if we're going to use me when drunk."

"Alright. So you're going to be the one that contacts all of us about boss and our enemies."

"Sure."

"Hm…Russia?"

"I'm pretty Strong, da?"

"Okay, so you are in charge of intimating our enemies as too."

"Alright."

"China?"

"Hmm...I can cook, I know martial arts, and I have various contacts because of my China towns everywhere aru. I also know a lot about other people. Oh, and...I can cross-dress pretty well…"

"So you can be our spy. And seducer."

"Se…seducer? O…Ok aru."

"Shit….what about you, France."

"Oohohohohon. I am very, very, romantic, I attract a lot of attention, I can cook, and I am sexy!"

"Damn….you be the…uhh..fucking distractor. Okay?"

"Oh sure, mon ami!"

"Let's see...Feliciano. You..oh fuck. You can be the team's helper. Help in any way we want, ok? But it depends if it's France. Understand?"

"Do I have to kill anyone?"

"It depends."

"Uh….ok…I'll be the helper."

"Marcello. You are a damn good flirt, almost as France. But I bet you can shoot, huh? And I saw you dangling out on the trees. You can be the assassin."

"Okay."

"And I'll be the leader. Because I have the most experience. And I can fucking shoot. So I kill too. Do we all understand here?" Everyone nodded. "Alright. Now lemme tell you guys our first mission." All the nations paid close attention this time. "We have to get Switzerland to be in our side, so we can have his guns. But as you know, he is a neutral guy, which is fucking annoying, so it won't be that easy. Oh yea, and we need our 'special' names. I got that part."

Divide~

"Okay. Are you all ready? We are currently in Liechtenstein, and since the name is too fucking hard for me, I'm just going to say Li. We have to pass through Li so we get to Switz. Hey, Sir Eyebrows. Where is Li right now?" Romano pressed against his miniature Bluetooth for him to hear better.

"Okay. Do I seriously have to have that bloody name? Anyways. She is currently watering her flowers in front of Switz's house. There is no other way in getting in his house other than pass through her, since he has bombs at the windows if somebody breaks them. "

"Shit…hey, Wine Frog. You think you can seduce her?"

"Mon dieu, why do I have zis name? Anyways…I zon't zink I can, Switz told Li to stay away from me, and she is very very obedient!"

"Uh, fine. Hey Female Panda. Are there any other beings around?"

"I AM A GUY! And yes, there are some maids aru, like two of them. We should probably get rid of them, aru."

"Okay. Wine Frog and Ketchup Lingerie. You guys make those maids get all over you and get out of the fucking way. Do it silently. Don't let Li notice."

"Yes! But why is Marcello Ketchup Lingerie?"

"He loves ketchup and the other part…well…JUST FUCKING GO! WE DON'T HAVE TIME!"

"Okay! Going! Hey Ketchup! I get the one with the nice ass!"

"No fair!"

"GO GODDMMIT!" The two flirts went, and in just 3 minutes, the maids went to get laid.

"Alright. Now we only go Li. We have to be quick until she notices that the maids are gone. Hello. Captain Fat? Can you look into Switz's house with tour sniper? Are there any more people there?"

"Hey! Totally not cool! Why Captain Fat! I mean I like the Captain part but not the Fat part!"

"How much do you weight?"

"…Nobody else is in the house."

"OK. Flag Idiot, go talk to Li. Be friendly and ask if she wants to go out or something. "

"Ve~Yes, fratello!" Flag Idiot went, and although it took some time, Li actually went out with Feliciano, and all was clear."

"Now we have to get into the house. Female Panda, examine the door, and open it with precision."

"Alright, aru." Female Panda carefully opened the door, and quickly went in. "Switz is not in the living room. Where is he, Captain Fat?"

"Hmm…I can't find him with my sniper. Ask Sir Eyebrows."

"My computer says that he is in his study room. It I upstairs, 3rd room at your right. Oh and Tomato Leader, can I turn Frog's and Lingerie's Bluetooth off? I hear their moans and grunts. And the Frog is saying some….things."

"No, they have to know everything that is going on. Just bear with it."

"Ohohohohon…so you want be to enter you in any way?"

"You know what, turn them off."

"Oh, thank you."

"Ok. So here is the plan. Female Panda will enter Switz's room, and try to convince him. If it doesn't work, Vodka Pipe goes in, and intimates him. Everyone, do you understand?" Everyone agreed. "Alright. Proceed."

As Female Panda went in the room, a couple of gunshots were heard. Later, Female Panda called Vodka Pipe, and he did a pretty good job an intimating, since Switz ran for his life. "Shit. Hey, Tomato Leader, he bloody ran. He is going towards-Uh, he collapsed. Captain Fat, did you shoot him?"

"Yeah, but I just made him asleep. Don't worry. What now?"

"We fucking convince him."

Divide~

"NO! I WON'T HELP YOU!" The blonde spat as he screamed, while struggling to get out of the chair, which was tied with him.

"Why the fuck not?" Romano sat in front of Switzerland, then swiped off the blonde's spit on him.

"I am neutral!"

"Sigh…we have Liechtenstein." Romano remained calm, since he didn't want too much trouble.

"WHAT?"

"She is with France."

"WHAT?"

"In a fucking room. And if you say 'what' again, I will let him do whatever he wants." The older Italian was getting impatient as always.

"LET HER GO! WITH FRANCE? HOW IS SH-" Sqitzerland freaked, as he desperately tried to get out of the damn chair, but to no avail.

"Ve~fratello! We came back! Li was pretty fun to be with and-" Every nation stared at Feliciano as he entered with Liechtenstein while eating an ice cream. "Is something wrong?"

"BASTARDO! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ANYTHING I SAID?"

"Well, France was moaning too much that I decided to turn off, and-"

"So my little sister is with France, huh?" Switzerland smiled as his anger built up, making every one in the room tense.

"Whatever, the fact is, that if you don't join us, we will really keep that Li right there."

"…..And what would you give me in return if I accepted?"

"Your sister, duh."

"And?"

"I have some of naked Austria's pictures an-"

"OK!"

The nations stared at Switz, who blushed hard and tried avoiding their surprised gazes. "It…It's not what you think! I…I just!"

"Oh…so that's why you say his name while you dream….and your breathing gets all weird big brother…"

In the end, Switzerland agreed to be in the team's side, however, the team had another mission that they needed to do.

You know what I noticed? I end my chapter really bad. And start them really bad. And write them really bad. But anyways, I'm writing this because this has been in my mind, when I saw a grandpa at the park eating peanuts...Hm, the Allies come in! And Switzerland! Oh, and if you got offended because I called him Switz, I'm sorry. it's because I am too lazy to write the whole name. Please don't kill me. Oh yes, so the reason why I uploaded this many chapter in one day is because I had these stories in my computer but I didn't upload them because I didn't know how. PFFFF I'm so stupid. Okay hope you're liking this. I really do. Thanks for reading, if you read. If not, thank you too!