Second chapter you guys. Are you as excited as I am?
Bx
6:28PM
Did he just lick the body? –GL
Maybe he's testing for poison? –JW
Oh god I hope he's checking for poison. –JW
You and me both John, you and me both. –GL
6:31PM
He's glaring at us. He knows we're texting. –JW
We should both stare at him then laugh. It'll screw with his head. -GL
3. 2. 1. GO! –JW
6:35PM
WHAT? –SH
Nothing. –JW
Why did you and LeStrade just laugh at me? –SH
No reason. –JW
This is a crime scene, you're not supposed to laugh. –SH
Sherlock, you jump up and down at crime scenes. –JW
Still. –SH
6:40PM
What did he say? –GL
He's just pissed because we're not fawning over him. –JW
LOOK! He's pouting! He's actually pouting! –GL
My god, this makes up for every 3AM call I've ever had from him. –GL
Trying to take a photo. Is he looking? Tell me, I need this as my screensaver. –GL
Got it. Annnnnnd….. circulate around Scotland Yard. –GL
Can you send it to me? I want to get a mug with that on. –JW
He wants me to get him tea, he has to have it in that. –JW
:) –GL
:) –JW
6:47PM
Wanna go down to the pub after this? –GL
Yeah, Sherlock will just spend the night sulking. –JW
Did you know his record is 2 months? He stopped speaking because we insulted his scarf. –GL
Best time of my life. –GL
I got two weeks because I threw out his thumbs. I thought it was jam….. –JW
I can still taste it. –JW
Right, you need a drink. Lets abandon Mr. Pouty and go to the pub. –GL
Why Greg, I thought you'd never ask. –JW
9:28PM
WHO THE HELL TOOK PHOTOS OF ME? –SH
Run LeStrade, RUN! -JW
Here you are, just 'cause I like you so much. Hope you enjoyed it.
Bx
