3rd chapter, much appreciation for the reviews!
Bx
2:02AM
Love your pout. Thank LeStrade for me. Lets have dinner. -IA
I do not "pout". Besides, it would be breakfast, not dinner. -SH
Fine Mr Pouty, breakfast. In bed? -IA
Don't call me Mr Pouty. -SH
And no, I am conducting a very delicate and important experiment. -SH
You're watching Jeremy Kyle at 2 in the morning. -IA
I've phoned in countless times but they just won't listen. -SH
Aw, poor baby! So, breakfast? -IA
I mean its completely obvious! I'm surprised someone hasn't complained. -SH
Not everyone's a genius darling. Breakfast? -IA
And the cases lately, ugh! -SH
You're trying my patience. -IA
There was actually someone who asked me whether I could find the "seventh horcrux." What on earth is a horcrux? -SH
Breakfast, now. -IA
And someone wanted me to look for their missing twilight box set. IS THE WORLD FULL OF MORONS? -SH
Sherlock... -IA
Oh that's just perfect! We're out of milk! I'll just go and wake up John so he can get some more. -SH
I know you're doing this on purpose. -IA
2:13AM
Apparently being "out of milk" is not a good reason to wake some one up at 2 in the morning. -SH
John has bloody good aim with a shoe you know... -SH
Irene? -SH
Oh I'm sorry, did I bore you? -SH
Ah well, till we meet again. -SH
2:16AM
10 minutes to break into my flat is fairly impressive. -SH
And the note in lipstick. -SH
Although I do wonder what it is you "borrowed" from me. -SH
I'll be waiting... -SH
2:20AM
WHERE THE HELL IS MY SCARF? -SH
Ciao darling! -IA
And there you have it.
Must mention Secret Agent Codename Bob for editing and being all round amazing. Go check out her stories, they're AMAZING!
Don't really like Irene so this took a while to write, does it show?
Anyway, love you all for being such amazing reviewers!
Yours sleepily,
Bx