This is the chapter where John and Mycroft get their revenge on Sherlock.
Enjoy!
Bx
3:54PM
What do you need it for this time? -MH
Why, I don't know what you mean brother dearest. -SH
My ID card that you so kindly "borrowed" from me. Is there another military base you need to break into? -MH
Oh no. -SH
Just wanted to get into MI6 headquarters. -SH
No biggie. -SH
Sherlock... -MH
Mm? -SH
Are you doing this simply to aggravate me? -MH
Wouldn't dream of it. -SH
4:16PM
Did you have to punch him? -MH
It was an unforeseen complication. -SH
Besides, he pulled a gun on me. -SH
After you hacked into their database. -MH
You do realise that if you had just asked I could've arranged those files for you in under a minute? -MH
I know. -SH
But where's the fun in that? -SH
It's not meant to be fun Sherlock, it's meant to not get you arrested. -MH
Again. -MH
Whatever. -SH
Are you ever going to stop being so very childish Sherlock? -MH
4:21PM
I need bail. -SH
Hurry up, I have a case. -SH
Oh, I'm sorry! Are you still in custody? -MH
You know bloody well I'm still in custody. Now let me out. -SH
I'm so sorry. It seems as though the paperwork was lost. -MH
Don't worry, you'll be out by tomorrow. -MH
Afternoon. -MH
Ish. -MH
This isn't funny Mycroft, I have a case. People could die! -SH
I called LeStrade. He said you're still trying to figure out what a horcrux is. -MH
It is still very important! -SH
Let. Me. Out. -SH
NOW! -SH
I'm afraid I can't do that. -MH
Have fun! -MH
YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW MYCROFT! -SH
4:29PM
John, I need help. My brother refuses to post bail. Get me out. -SH
No. -JW
I'm sorry. What? -SH
I know I'll regret this later but I've spoken to Mycroft and it seemed to be the best thing for you. -JW
WHY? -SH
You need to cool down. You've angered at least three governments in the past month just because "You're bored." -JW
BUT I WAS! -SH
I know but we have also counted at least ten trained assassins following you. And that's not including Moriarty's. -JW
Goodbye Sherlock. -JW
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS JOHN! -SH
John sighed as he read the latest text from the imprisoned sociopath. He would pay for this later.
But for now...
He couldn't stop chuckling to himself as he threw away the various body parts in the fridge.
Life was good.
Yay! Payback for Sherlock's occasional irritating behaviour.
Mention to Secret Agent Codename Bob: I don't what I'd do without you... Maybe homework.
And to MadameGiry25: Sherlock was deliberately OOC because he didn't want to "have dinner" with Irene. Also, I focus more on making the stories funny than paying strict attention to their personality. So if it was, oh well.
Love you all, my dear readers.
Bx