7:57PM
Sherlock, tell me you didn't...-GL
Didn't what LeStrade? -SH
FOR GOD'S SAKE! ANDERSON IS GOING TO KILL YOU! -GL
He'll get over it. Besides, he's not nearly intelligent enough to kill me. I've received hundreds of death threats. -SH
That is not something to be proud of! -GL
But that's not the point, just tell me why Sherlock. Please, let there be a good reason for it. -GL
I take it being bored doesn't count. -SH
No it does not. Try again. -GL
….. It was for a case? -SH
For which case would you NEED TO DYE ANDERSON'S HAIR PINK? -GL
What does it matter LeStrade? He barely had any hair to begin with. -SH
It matters because I have two very angry police officers in here trying to have you arrested! -GL
Look, talk to John and come up with an alibi, ok? I don't want to have to charge you again. -GL
Who cares, Mycroft will have them dropped anyway. -SH
I care because the last time I tried to arrest you, you ran off with a hostage and a gun. Plus, John punched the chief of police! -GL
Oh yeah, I remember. It was quite ingenious how I used the radio in the car to set off all your earpieces. -SH
Don't you dare feel proud of that. I can't even wear an earpiece anymore without wincing. -GL
Oh calm down, it wasn't that bad. -SH
On second thoughts, can we have back up sent to Baker Street? -GL
I'll try, but nobody really wants to. We all remember what happened last time we tried to arrest the freak. -SD
Actually, lets double it. -GL
Probably wise sir. -SD
Sherlock, why is there police tape outside our flat? -JW
There was a small misunderstanding with a box of hair dye. Nothing to worry about. -SH
I took two minutes to get milk, and this happens. -JW
I think it's a new record. -JW
That's what I was going for. -SH
Jeez I'm sorry, I've been neglecting you, my dear readers. I'm so sorry.
But I had exams and other fanfics and I just didn't have the time!
I'll try to update more reguarly, I promise.
This came from an idea by Larahna Steadyblade.
To stop me from being so selfish again, I think I need you to send me prompts. Anything that pops into your head, its just that mine has gone completely blank. If you could include characters you want to see too I would be eternally grateful.
Your most apologetic writer,
Bx