"AAAHHH!"
Julia wailed when she awoke the next morning.
Mirabelle came running. "What is it? Is your diaper wet again?"
Julia's eyes darted around guiltily before she wailed, "Banana's MISSING!"
Mirabelle coughed concealingly.
Julia didn't take it to be suspicious and began whacking herself with her Hello Kitty dolls and coloring books singing the barney theme song, then tried to pick up her bed to kill herself with. When that didn't work, she ran on all fours into it until she had a bump so big on her head that it belonged in a cartoon. Then she ran rabid through the house, tearing things down and screaming, "BARNEY HAS A CRUSH ON BARBIE! BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ORANGE PEARS IN THE GRAND CANYON? OH, THOSE COWBOY EATING SLUG BUTTERFLIES? THEY LIKE TO POOP ON RAINBOWS, NOT TOILERETTES! BUT OF COURSE, PINKIE PIE PONY STILL LIKES TO HAVE HAPPY TEA PARTIES WITH DANDELION SNOZZLES. I AM A SCARY SCARY SPIDER NAMED HAPPYBLOSSOM! FFFEEEAAARRR MMMEEE!"
"PLEASE, SOMEONE PUT MY DAUGHTER IN A MENTAL HOME!" Mirabelle screamed.
Elliot, still in the hospital, was very surprised when Julia came to visit him.
"Ellio... there is some very bad news." Julia took a shuddering breath.
"Don't tell me," Elliot trembled.
"Okay!" Julia sat there, drooling like a happy shaved poodle until Elliot finally said, "Ok, tell me."
"I went poo poo in my diaper again today," Julia wailed.
Elliot swallowed. "So... Banana's ok?" he hinted lamely.
Julia's eyes widened. "Banana's not ok?" She looked around frantically. "Where Banana?"
Julia truly did have a very very very very very very bad memory. And i mean a really bad memory.
"BANANA!" Julia screeched. "THIS IS NOT A GOOD HIDE AND SEEK GAMEY!" Then she added, "Banana loves dat game. Not as much as he loves me, but, still." Then she looked around the hospital room screaming for Banana.
Any guilt Elliot might have felt melted away.
Julia eventually stopped moving completely. Then she began to meditate, then said, "this isn't my rainbow." Then she turned around and she smiled. "Ellio! I was looking for you!"
Do you see my point?
"Oh, hi." Elliot smiled faintly.
Suddenly Julia's face contorted in rage. "THAT MY BEDd!" She shoved Elliot out of it, then wiggled down into it.
Elliot sighed, and began to leave.
Suddenly, Julia gasped.
Elliot turned around for the biggest surprise of his life.
Julia's face was different. She was staring at him.
"Elliot! You destroyed Banana, didn't you?" she accused in an English accent. "You were jealous, perhaps? Maybe, holding a grudge?"
Elliot stared at her, mouth agape.
Julia went on. "You must have! How could i ever have been so blind!" she cried. "My eyes were shut so tightly! My darling Banana! How could I ever do this to you-!"
And then the real Julia returned. Drool trickled down her chin.
"Hello Ellio," she said in her regular stupid drawl. "You bring me pansies?"
Elliot fainted.