I had a brain-fart, and so sprouted this short, uneventful, awkwardly written chapter that I did in one sitting while deprived of sleep. But I can't stand not updating, so deal with the suckishness and hopefully somehow you'll enjoy it!
"Kyo! You have a secret admirer!" Shigure announced, holding up a letter for the younger Sohma to take as he returned from his short journey to the mailbox.
"Who in their right mind would admire him?" Yuki wondered.
"You wanna start something, ya damn rat? Let's go!"
"You really like getting beaten, don't you?" the rat wondered, rising from his seat at the table, where he'd been studying peacefully up until that point.
"Oh, now you're going down!"
"You know usually I'd love to watch this – very repetitive – scene, but the letter's marked urgent," the writer sighed, and sure enough there was a red stamp that read 'URGENT. READ ASAP' on the front, right beside the address.
The two ignored him and a few punches and kicks later, Kyo was sent flying into the nearby trees. He untangled himself from the branches and glared at his cousin, snatching the envelope from Shigure and stalking off to his room.
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Hey cat-boy.
Yes, I just called you cat-boy. DEAL WIDDIT. Anyway, meet me at that bench tomorrow, right after school. It's important. I'd come over, but they might be watching me or something to make sure I haven't 'remembered'.
-Olivier – yes I know it's a boy's name, don't laugh. You know what? You don't laugh much, so go ahead and ROFLMAO.
PS. Y u no have email or cellphone?
PPS. Yes, my spelling is horrible and I use too much slang. Just Wiki it -_-
PPPS. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
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'What the hell?' he wondered, reading over the letter – more like a note – in disbelief. He didn't understand most of what she'd written, and what the hell did 'Wiki it' mean?
… I'm a horrible person… low-tech Kyo always makes me laugh, what about you guys and gals?