Link goes to Hyrule then goes to America chapter 2
By me! :DDDDD
(note MATT yOU ARE SUCH A jERK IthoUGHT YOUY LOVED MeeEEEE! ))))))))))));)
Link and xelda and epona were sucked into the glowly purply portal that apperad. They fell really really far. They were going to to dark nothingness. There weren't walls just infinite falling. It seemded like it would be forever but then as they were falling they fell intow ater, and didn't get "eEWWW A SWER" said Zelda who got poop on herskirt. where" are we?" link asked Zelda. "iunno" said epzelda. They looked around but they could see cux it wa relly dark in the sewer. What is this place?" they wondered. Zelda had to get a bf so she coud get married and have a baby who would become their sun. she toldf link about her dilllema. "just make sure u don't get a jerk bf who wud cheat on u, there are a lt of guys who are reall jerks and will kiss other guy. Good thing you have friends like sarah who would tel you." Yeah" said Zelda blusing really red. They walked around untilo they found a ladder after walking while. Zelda wantred link to go up the ladder first so he couldn't look up her skirt and see her panties! (cuz in America sum jerks take pics and put them on fb) so he did and epona came up after him because link pulled her up because hed' been lifting so he was really super strong and had massive abzzzz.
Auhtor's note; ISNT LINK JUST THE hottest!1 DON"T WOrrry THERE"LL BE SUM FANSERVIC :DDDDDDDDDD
Teyh looked up the man jhole. They were in new york city! "why are we In new york lol" link asked.
FIND OUT IN CHAPTER THREEE…..