Chapter 3 Link goes to hyrule then goes to America

WE are n new toekr. "NEW YOWK LINK SAID" Yeah! I know! How did we get here?" Zelda told link. Link said " I see a guy smoking weed over there. Lol he's getting high" "what's weed?" Zelda asked "It's that thing I cut down and get rupees from when I cut them" "what lol" Zelda asked. "You wouldn't understan Just kidding I love you." "I love you too link" they were about to kiss when the man smoking pots were like "are you on a is that a hors?" HE SAID. I?. why yes it is. "Where's your horse?" Zelda asked. "It got robbed! You have to save me! My car got stolen!" "What's a car link asked!" "it's like a hors ebut with more horsepower" "I don't get it" link asked. "It's like a big booth that carries things around." 'OPkay we'll get it

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Fdhjk back for you oky aeverythings under control oka" Zelda then thought to herself "link ois so hot I want to make out with him but I don't know if he likes me back…does he!." "Haha what are you thinking to yourself haha I bet it's embaressing about a guy you like isn't it ahahahahahauaha" Ii link laughed jokingly "well exiuseeeeeee meeeeeee link haha that's funny" Zelda said. Then s a man wiytha gun came up to link an and asked him for his wallet "Wats a wallet jhahahah jaja" "I'll kill you!" link then realized the gun was a bad thing to him and he pulled out his shword and cut the man. "I guess he couldn't CUT the cake." Link yelled.

'KL sorry about my keyboard lol my backspace is broken abythe way. FIDND OUT WHAT HA:PPENS IN CHAPTER fourrrrr