Chaptr for Link goes the hurle then goes to America
So link awas in the newy yrk with Zelda and they climbed out of the swerewr when Zelda slipped D: lenk grabed her hand and then helped her up zelad said 'thanks link! You saved me! I almost died! And they made out and link tuched zeldas butt and slapped him. Lin, then said "excusd me princess" and then he lol'd. zeda was blushing and when they got out and they were in ney York/ "were are we? "new york' said linkf OH NO saed zedla anf then they walked through cars and cars beeped at them 'stop beeping your horns at us jerks! xDDDDD" link then said "they're very horny lol watch out they mite rape you." But you would protefct me right? Yes link secdd
Link was staRIN AT Zeldas butt and then a really cote jil rl named marycame up to link sand sauid "yhey youre link hahaha I love your v ideo games" link said wat nand Zelda was like thinking "stay away from himQQQ!" and link thought she was hot so he let her come with them. Zelda and maru were in the horub tub whe n they played truth or dare and they both git truth abd they say who they like and zekda sayd I like link me too mary said and then Zelda said whe was so hot "HE'S MINE! SYAY WAYAY FROM HIM!"