bWeapons Of Love And Passion: Chapter 2/b
IWarning: Yaoi and lemon in later chapters, violence/gore and strong language.
Pairings: Main pairings is ItaPein and LeeGaa, side pairings may be set throughout the story./I
IbHope ya'll enjoy this chapter! Reviews, comments or favs are encouraged!/I/b
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.:Third POV:.
Itachi woke up to the noise of something being chopped, he brushed his teeth and washed his face before putting on a pale red dress with a similar design to the one that he wore yesterday. Staggering outside he saw Gaara sitting down chopping up wood with his back to him.
"Why are you chopping wood?" Itachi asked as he leaned against the doorframe. Gaara looked up him in surprise, and then his cherry pink lips curled into a smile.
"Itachi-sama, sorry. Did I wake you up?" Gaara asked, frowning slightly.
"No, I was awake ages ago," the Uchiha lied. He didn't want to make the red head worry, so yeah….
"I'll go and make breakfast right away," Gaara said quickly as he rushed into the kitchen, dropping a black and white photo on his way. Itachi bent down to pick it up, it was a picture of little Gaara, probably when he was 12 or so. He had short spiky hair back then, the total opposite to his now mid-back length red hair that was held up by two blue coloured chopsticks. Itachi curled his own straight raven hair which reached his lower back around his finger. Time to return the picture to its owner. He walked around the backyard and bumped into Sasuke who seemed a bit TOO happy, it made him a bit suspicious.
"AAAANNNNIIIIKKKIIIIII!" Sasuke squealed and attempt to hug his pissed off brother. Itachi easily dodged the glomp and his younger brother face planted onto the floor.
"Hahaha! Oh my god Sasuke! You like, totally face planted onto the floor!" Shisui, who had just walked in rolled on the floor, laughing his ass off.
"Ah nuh! Whaddaya think? Stop pointing out the obvious," Itachi said sarcastically. Shisui sat up pouting, the middle Uchiha just walked off to the kitchen, leaving behind his younger brother and elder cousin. They're ridiculous beyond human belief.
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When he got into the kitchen Gaara was tackling Kankuro who was holding his hair chopsticks in the air, causing the younger's' hair to cascade down his back.
"Nii-san! *big brother!* You're so mean! Gimme my chopsticks back!" Gaara pouted, his brother simply pushed Gaara off him and stood up holding the chopsticks above his head.
"Ya gotta jump for it, Gaara. Jump!" Kankuro laughed.
"Nii-san!" Gaara jumped but he could not reach the chopsticks, Kankuro even held the hair accessory right above his reaching in a taunting manner. Although Gaara tried to sound annoyed but he couldn't hide the fact that he's having fun being teased by Kankuro, his brother is so childish sometimes.
Itachi raised an eyebrow, how he wished he can have such a good relationship with his own brother. Sasuke is such a pain in the ass most of the time that the elder Uchiha doesn't want to spend any time with him. His younger brother would whine at every little thing, he's such a spoilt brat. If he's not whining then he's doing something stupid to gain Itachi's attention… Bloody bastard, craving for his brothers' attention is understandable but sometimes he goes overboard and embarrasses the weasel or annoy the heck out of him by following him like a freaking puppy. Giving him absolutely INO/I personal space.
"Ahem," Itachi coughed. Kankuro and Gaara looked at the doorway in surprise.
"I-Itachi-sama, how long have you been here?" Gaara stammered.
"Long enough to see you guys tackle one another," Itachi chuckled. Kankuro and Gaara blushed.
"Soooo… Itachi-sama…. Ohayo gozaimasu *Good Morning*," Kankuro said awkwardly.
"You mean 'konnichi wa' *good day*," Itachi pointed out. Kankuro looked at the sky, it was already noon. Blushing embarrassedly he hung his head in shame. Itachi just chuckled a bit more. Seeing that his elder brother is distracted, Gaara snatched the chopsticks back.
"Haha! Who's better now, nii-san?" Gaara teased victoriously, before running away.
"Hey!" Kankuro chased his brother around, trying to get the navy blue chopsticks. 'They're having so much fun, I wish I can be the same with Sasuke' Itachi thought bitterly.
"How childish and stupid," said a voice from behind Itachi. He spun around to see Sasuke.
"Like you're one to talk with all your glomping and whining," Itachi threw into his brothers' face.
"B-but I don't tease or annoy you," Sasuke stuttered.
"Humph, trust me Sasuke. You've done much worse, besides. Gaara-kun isn't annoyed with his brother, you're just too dumb to notice that he's having fun with Kankuro-san. It looks like they're fighting at first, but if you watch closely you can see that they're actually very intimate," Itachi said.
"You like to be intimate?" Sasuke asked, his eyes lit up and he wrapped an arm around Itachis' shoulder.
"N-no! Don't do anything stupid, Sasuke!" Itachi warned before stomping into the dining room. Sasuke just gets the Iwrong/I idea of both having fun and being intimate, he does things in a very obnoxious way that makes you want to punch him instead of playing along.
When will his brother grow up? He sat down on the chair and quietly ate his breakfast/lunch.
"'Tachi!" Shisui called. Itachi rolled his eyes, what does his stupid cousin want?
"What?" Itachi answered in an annoyed tone.
"Can we go for a walk?" Shisui begged.
"No."
"Please?"
"No, go by yourself." Itachi replied coldly as he continue to eat his meal.
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?" Shisui was putting his hands together in front of his chest in a pleading manner.
"For the last time… bNO!/b Go get someone else to go with you!" Itachi yelled.
"But you're getting married soon, I'll probably only get to see you once or twice a year!" Shisui whined.
"Not changing my mind."
There was blessed silence for another 5 minutes before the annoying Uchiha decided to break it.
"Can I kiss you?" Shisui asked. Itachi paused in mid-swallow before glaring at his elder cousin.
"No," he answered trying to keep his cool.
"Please?"
"bNO!/b"
"Pretty please wit-"
"bNO!/b" His cousin is too idiotic for his own good!
Another appreciated silent 5 minutes passed before Shisui broke it, again.
"Can I bath with you?" Shisui asked. Itachi choked on his noodles. He was going to answer when another voice spoke up.
"bFUCK OFF FROM MY ANIKI YOU OLD PERVERT!/b" Sasuke screamed, lunging for Shisui.
Shisui dodged the attack and a few more before locking both of the younger's' arms behind his back.
"I was asking Itachi, not you," the eldest Uchiha growled.
"I never got to bath with him, so why do bYOU/b, the biggest idiot in the world, get to?" Sasuke snarled. The two Uchihas continue with their screaming and cat fight, they kept on arguing about who Itachi loved better, who looked hotter, who has more fans, who is stronger, who is smarter and a whole load of other bullshit. Itachi rubbed his temples in pain, he needed to get out of here Ifast/I!
"Wait! Itachi/aniki! Don't leave!" Shisui and Sasuke screamed at the same time.
"Let me rest in peace!" Itachi screamed.
"Who do you love better? Duck-ass here or me?" Shisui asked. Sasuke looked at Itachi with big round puppy eyes while Shisui was sticking out his lower lip, begging for him to be the one more loved.
But some things need to be said, even if it'll hurt.
"I hate you both the same," Itachi answered without hesitating.
"What? Impossible! Tell me you love me 'Tachi!" Shisui sobbed.
"No."
"Aniki! You can not mean that! You know you love me the most!" Sasuke whimpered.
"I Iknow/I I hate you both," Itachi stated boredly before rushing off to his room. Sasukes' and Shisuis' sobs were heard from all around the house. What Itachi didn't know was that Gaara and Kankuro witnessed the Uchihas' 'family conversation' and was laughing their ass off in the backyard, glad that they weren't related to either Shisui or Sasuke.
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Gaara walked into the backyard to water the cabbages, soon he'll be away from his family so he wants to help out as much as possible before he leaves.
"Hey, I meant to give you this," Itachi tapped Gaara on his shoulder and said raccoon spun around. He then taped the photo to Gaaras' forehead.
"Huh?" Gaara took the photo off and stared at it, "Oh, thank you, Itachi-sama."
"It's fine, just don't drop it next time," Itachi said, he was about to walk away when Gaara called for him.
"Ne, Itachi-sama?" The red-head said.
"Hn?"
"Why are you so against your brother and cousin? Sasuke-san and Shisui-san don't seem so bad," Gaara questioned. The Uchiha froze for a minute, thinking the question through before answering.
"It was Sasukes' fault that I'm being forced to marry Yahiko Pein and Shisui-san is just plain annoying," Itachi smirked.
"Why is it Sasuke-sans' fault?" Gaara asked again, Itachi chuckled.
"Curious are we? Well, it's not like I'm afraid to tell anyone. It's Sasukes' fault because he is selfish and doesn't want to sacrifice himself so he sacrificed me," the weasel explained.
"Sasuke-san was suppose to marry Pein-sama in the first place?" Itachi simply nodded. 'So he hadn't forgiven me…' Sasuke thought as he watched his brother walk away, he stood up from his hiding spot as soon as Gaara left the backyard.
"I already said 'sorry', what else does he want?" Sasuke muttered.
"Yeah, as if with a 'sorry' you'll be forgiven for ruining ones life," Shisui snarled. Sasuke spun around, making an attempt to punch his cousin but Shisui blocked the attack so he kicked his shin instead.
"Ahhhh, you bastard! I wish you'd go to hell already!" Shisui cursed. Sasuke 'humped' and stomped off.
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Itachi washed himself thoroughly, thinking about his marriage occurring the next day.
"Fuck… I don't want to marry a freak…" Itachi murmured. Okay, you all might think 'What is so bad about marrying a rich hot guy who lives up in the mountain where the air isn't polluted', right? Well, in Itachis' mind it is different. His cousin, Obito, had once said that the people up In the mountain are insane retards who sing while putting their hands above their head and dance around a burning tree like an idiot. *XD*
Itachi shivered at the thought of being forced to act like that.
"NO!" He screamed and dunked his head underwater. 'I should've ran away' he thought. Thanks to Obito he had been having nightmares of some ugly weirdo trying to fuck him and then making him humiliate himself by singing and dancing around a burning tree. He whimpered softly, there was no running away now. It is too late.
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The next day he sat on the chair in front of the mirror while Temari used a red comb to brush his hair, performing a traditional act.
"First comb for eternal happiness," Temari said as she combed his hair once. 'Yeah right, more like eternal Isuffering/I' Itachi rolled his eyes, without Temari noticing.
"Second comb for lots of children," she combed through his hair again. 'Lots of children? In his dreams, he's not touching THIS body for all I know,' Itachi darkly thought.
"Third comb for luck," Temari said and she performed the last stroke. 'Luck? I'm FAR away from luck! I'm so unfortunate to be wed to him!'
"Well, Itachi-sama, please stand up and I will dress you," Temari said. Itachi obediently stood up, not only did he not want to marry a freak but he also hates it when people dominate him. So even if the bastard isn't a freak he is NEVER going to give in to him.
"Temari-san? Where is your husband?" Itachi asked.
"Shikamaru-danna? He has gone to another village to trade," Temari said.
"Was your marriage arranged?"
"Apparently no, but I was arranged to marry someone else. Shikamaru-danna and I begged my otou-san *father* to let me marry him but he wouldn't. So I ran away with Shikamaru-danna, when we came back and were married, my otou-san was so angry. Although he forgave us after Shikamaru-danna showed his respect," Temari said. Itachi simply nodded and looked down at his red and purple dress. It covered up his toes and the sleeves reached his fingertips.
Next Temari did his hair, making sure to leave some strands out to give him a sexy look, she then put in a few hair accessory just to fit in the style and traditions.
"Okay, you're ready," Temari announced.
"Where's Gaara-kun?" The Uchiha suddenly questioned.
"He's ready already, I'll lead you out to the carriage," Temari said as she took out a huge purple fabric and put it over his head, covering it whole. It is tradition for the bride to cover up her face until her husband takes it off before they… You know…. Go to bed?
Temari lead Itachi out to the carriage and opened the door for him to get on, she then turned to Gaara and helped him up his donkey. When one is becoming the concubine and not the 1st, 2nd, 3rd e.t.c wife then they must go by donkey. If they are married to become a wife but not the first then they may go by a small carriage, being the first means they get to go on a huge carriage which Itachi is sitting in. If they are a wife then they have to wear red and purple or light blue and red. If they're not then they are forced to wear hot pink, and it's not that pretty since you'll be dressed from head to toe in it.
"Please don't take off the fabric that is covering your head, Itachi-sama. It is not good luck," Temari warned before closing the door and leaving the carriage in darkness, except for the windows on each side which had a curtain to keep the light out and anyone to look in. Itachi remembered what Shisui and Sasuke had said to him before Temari got him ready for the marriage ceremony.
bFlashback/b
"ANNNIIIIKKKKIIII!" Sasuke cried out before glomping his annoyed brother and kissing him squarely on the lips, when he got off, Shisui did the exact same thing causing Itachi to topple over again.
"My baby grew so fast," Shisui sobbed while rubbing the back of Itachis' head.
"Dude, you're only 4 years older than me," Itachi reminded him.
"Oh my baby, I was one of the few who watched you grow up and now I also have to watch you get taken away from me," Shisui sobbed, totally ignoring what Itachi said. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Hey, old pervert. Even our Iparents/I didn't show that much affection about Itachi leaving them, can you stop being so emotional?" Sasuke growled.
"My baby, you should've agreed when I asked to marry you. Now I have to hand you over to some freak," *cousins are allowed to marry in Japan* Shisui sobbed some more, he was completely ignoring everyone.
"He proposed to you?" Sasuke screamed, enraged. Why hadn't his brother told him anything?
"Otouto *brother/little brother*, that was 2 years ago. No one told you?" Itachi asked.
"bWHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?/b," Sasuke screamed. Itachi simply shrugged.
"You never asked," he stated boredly.
"I can't believe you, my baby. You rejected me! I'm so heartbroken, if you had agreed then none of this nonsense would happen!," exclaimed Shisui.
"I rather marry Yahiko Pein then you," Itachi muttered, making Shisui gasp in shock.
"bHOW COULD YOU SAY THAT, MY BABY? DON'T SAY THAT!/b," he yelled. Sasuke snickered at Shisuis' ridiculous behaviour.
"Stop referring to bMY/b aniki as your 'baby'," Sasuke said. They glared at each other for a while before wrestling and rolling all over the ground.
"Stop! Get off each other this instance!," Ordered the feminine Uchiha, both of the ridiculous bastards got off each other and tried to steal a hug/kiss from Itachi.
"Ne, Itachi, take this," Shisui said as he handed Itachi a small package, almost as big as his palm. Itachi looked at him, confused. Shisui immediately understood and explained, "It's some medicine, pour this into the 'Lucky Wine' so he'll drink it. Then he'll be awake all night…" Shisui whispered the rest into Itachis' ear, so Sasuke won't hear them.
"Okay!" Itachi giggled. Sasuke stared at them suspiciously. He then kissed his brother on the forehead before walking into his own room to change, Shisui did the same but instead of the forehead, he kissed his cheek.
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Itachi chuckled, his cousin is sometimes pretty funny. He had slipped the package into his pocket when Temari wasn't looking, and now he's planning on when to put the medicine in. Hell is Yahiko Pein going to be in for a surprise! Suddenly the carriage rocked from side to side. Itachi was going to pull the fabric off his head, but in an instance he was knocked out.
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When he came to his senses he noticed that he was in a small house made out of straw, and he was tied up. He looked to his left and saw Gaara next to him, also tied up.
"Gaara-kun!" He called, pushing his body into Gaara, attempting to wake the younger boy up.
"Huh?" Gaara murmured, his ringed eyes fluttered open.
"Thank god you're alright," Itachi sighed.
"Where are we?"
"I don't know, I was in the carriage then I was knocked out, what about you? You must've seen something since you were out riding the donkey," Itachi said.
"But I, like you, also had a huge fabric covering my whole head. I never saw anything, I just felt a pressure on the back of my head and I blacked out," Gaara explained. The weasel frowned, so they are the only ones here and none of them saw a thing.
"Wow, we got two hot babes, huh?" Said a deep voice. Okay, scratch the 'two only ones here' part, they have company.
"Who are you?" Itachi asked, looking in the direction of the voice to see a man with dark skin and scary looking eyes *OC, my own character*.
"W-what do you need from us?" Gaara stammered.
"What I need? Well, at first it was money only. Was gonna kidnap you and get a few bucks. But now after seeing what beauties you two are, why not have some fun?" The man suggested as he reached for Gaaras' dress…
IWhat will happen to them? Will Gaara and Itachi get raped? Will they escape? How will the Hyuuga clan and Pein react when they find out their brides have been kidnapped? What was the package that Shisui gave to Itachi? bWill I ever submit the next chappie again?/I/b
bReview, comment or fav for the next chapter! I'm looking forward to it!/b
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Yaya: I'm soooooo glad that I had comments on the last chapter and the prologue to help me continue to write this story.
Kana: What's with the 'will I ever submit the next chappie again' thing? We all know as long as there are favs, comments or reviews then you'll definitely write it! Or maybe you'll write it and wait for the comments, reviews or favs to show up then you'll submit it.
Yaya: O_O… Shhh! You're spoiling it! So what if I write it? If I don't submit it then no one will ever be able to read it but me! I don't mind having stories stacked up ya know, I've got a good memory card.
Itachi: Oh great, so now I'm going to be raped?
Gaara: NO, I'm going to be raped first, then you.
Pein: NO! No one touches MY Itachi-chan!
Sasuke: That's MY line you stupid ginger!
Itachi: Shut up, bastards!
Shisui: Who do you love better, Itachi-chan. Iron-face, Duck-ass or me?
Itachi: … Hate you all the same.
Pein,Sasuke&Shisui: OMFG! Take that back, Itachi-chan!
Gaara: You KNOW he won't, so why bother begging him to take it back?
Lee: Awww, but Gaa-chan is MINE!
Gaara: Ne, Itachi. Lets once again eave these idiots, shall we?
Itachi: Agreed. ~walks off with Gaara, leaving the rest of the guys to cry their ass off… again~
Yaya&Kana: O_O…. Insane…. 'Weapons Of Love + Passion' brought to you by team YaKa! Whooohooo baby! ^_^VV^_^