bWeapons Of Love and Passion: Chapter 3/b
IWarning: Yaoi and lemon in later chappies, strong language and violence/gore.
Pairings: Main pairings are PeinIta and LeeGaa, will be other side pairings throughout the story./I
IbHope ya'll enjoy this chapter! Reviews, comments or favs are encouraged!/I/b
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b.:Third POV:./b
"NOOOO! Please!" Gaara begged, it only made the man laugh.
"Hey, don't bother with Ihim/I, come take me," Itachi called to the man seductively. He immediately dropped the front of Gaaras' dress and stepped over to Itachi. Gaaras' jaw dropped to the ground, what the heck is Itachi doing?
"Oh? Do you care to explain why you're playing along with me? Aren't you going to struggle like the others?" He was clearly amused by the Uchihas' words.
"Why go marry some freak when I can have fun with you? I bet you're better," he replied with a wink. Gaara looked back and forth from the two men.
"Hahaha, interesting. Glad you're willing to participated," the man said as he pulled at Itachis' dress.
"Not yet," Itachi interrupted, the kidnapper frowned.
"What?"
"You got to untie me first," the Uchiha whined, "How am I suppose to do anything if I'm freaking tied up?"
"Hm, I'm not so sure…" The man seemed to be thinking hard.
"What can a helpless 17 turning 18 year old boy do to you, a full grown man? Especially when I'm so thin," Itachi asked, the man smirked. He turned the Uchiha around and untied his ropes.
"Is this better?" He asked. Itachi nodded and turned around, the elder locked their lips in a kiss. Suddenly Itachi bit down on his tongue.
"Ah!" The man cried out before falling down. The weasel kicked his stomach and grabbed a knife on the table, cutting off Gaaras' ropes.
"Behind you!" Gaara screamed, Itachi turned around to see the kidnapper behind him. He slammed the Uchiha onto the table surface and choked him. Itachi squirmed and attempt to kick the bigger man off him but it was impossible. Gaara, in his panicking state, grabbed his hair accessory from his hair and jabbed him into the mans' back.
"AHHHH!" He howled in pain. Gaara closed his eyes and jabbed the mans' back a few more times until he slumped onto the floor. He opened his eyes to see the mans' body covered in blood, he dropped his hair accessory and gasped.
"I-I-I…. I-I killed him…. I killed him… I'm a murderer…. NO!" Gaara slid down onto the floor and kept repeating the words over and over again. Itachi frowned. He snatched up the bloodied hair accessory and went over to the body, he flipped him over and stabbed his heart.
"No, you didn't kill him. I did," Itachi said. He seemed calm on the outside but on the inside he was freaked out.
"B-but I stabbed him first…. I'm a murderer…" Gaara whispered. Itachi went over to him and grabbed his arm roughly to gain his attention.
"Listen! You can't be weak like that! It's better him die then the both of us, Gaara!" He dropped the honorific.
"B-but…"
"No 'buts'. You have to be independent! If you got kidnapped in the future and no one is there to help you, what would you do? Stay there and let him do whatever he wants?"
"B-but a search group will-" Gaara was cut off.
"Search group? Even if there is one they won't be working with all their heart! No one cares about ukes! They are not your real family! They don't give a fuck about us! They all only treat us as objects! If you don't fight for yourself then nobody will! They will just leave you to die!" Itachi screamed.
Gaara held back the urge to sob, and nodded his head.
"Lets go, if anyone ask. Say when we woke up there was nothing around and we found a knife to free ourselves. Understand?" Itachi said.
"H-hai *y-yes*," Gaara replied. Itachi found a bowl of water and cleaned the hair accessory.
"Put this back into your hair. We don't want any suspicions," Itachi told him. Gaara quickly put it back into his hair, knowing that every time he sees it he will remember this horrid day.
They walked outside the house and Itachi set it on fire to leave no trails of the dead body.
"Lets go, judging by the sun. It has only been about 30 minutes since our absence," Itachi said, "Do you think they could've gotten up the mountain yet?"
"No, they couldn't have been that fast," Gaara replied.
"Good, if we go now we might be able to catch up," Itachi announced.
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After 15 minutes of walking, they finally found a path. They followed it and saw the carriage and people. They were all knocked out and still haven't woken.
"Good," Itachi muttered. Gaara frowned.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
"If they are still out, it means they don't know that we've been missing the whole time. No need for explanations," Itachi explained, "Now quickly, take off your jewelleries."
"Why, Itachi-sama?" Gaara asked, confused.
"We need to make it look like a robbery, or else why the hell would we all get knocked out?" Itachi told him. He nodded and they begin to take off all their jewelleries and expensive things. They walked around and took everyone's money. They then buried it in the sand.
"What if these money is important to them?" Gaara questioned. Itachi shook his head.
"One, they did not bring that much money, two, by the way the dress you can already know that even as servants they are rich, three, do you think that such a rich family would lose face? They would most definitely give their servants back the money that they lost," Itachi said.
"Oh…" Was all that Gaara could say. Itachi hopped into the carriage and Gaara walked around waking up everyone.
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Surprisingly everyone believed that they were truly robbed. The matchmaker said that they should just hang on and when they get up the mountain they will get the brides' some new jewellery. Itachi sat in the carriage, bored to death. They have been travelling for 2 hours already and he has nothing to do. Cautiously he pulled the huge red fabric off his head. He lifted the window curtain up and bit so no one can look inside.
Outside was all dessert and a few patches of grass. He thought about what he would do after he is married, but nothing came onto his mind. Probably he'll be sleeping all day and night like a dead person, at least that part is good. Sasuke never lets him sleep in peace and quiet. Every time he wakes up he would find his brother next to him, obviously the brat snuck onto his bed when he was sleeping, but the worst part is that the brat kicks in his sleep.
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When they got up the mountain, drums and trumpets were heard. 'So noisy' Itachi thought. The matchmaker opened the door and put some jewellery on him.
"This'll do," she muttered. Then she pulled the fabric over his head again and piggy-backed him into the house.
Pein stared at his bride, he never wanted to marry, if it wasn't because the Uchiha clan is a noble clan and his father, Jiraiya, encouraged him to marry someone in the clan then he would never bother.
"The bride is here!" The matchmaker announced. Pein kept his face emotionless, but Jiraiya was more excited then ever.
"Ooooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! Is he pretty?" The pervert asked the matchmaker. She nodded.
"Stunning, I would say," she replied.
"I can't wait to see him!" Jiraiya chirped.
"Are you the husband or is your son?" She asked him. He replied with a shrug.
"Meh, it's not like Pein cares. He is too wrapped up in the past…" The pervert decided to not say anymore. He knew that the subject was taboo in the village, and that if Pein heard him then he would definitely kill him.
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"Kakashi-san ne, I wonder if the bride is pretty or not, un," whispered Deidara to Kakashi who was standing next to him.
"We're only the servants, so I wouldn't be discussing about our masters' beauty if I were you," Kakashi replied as he read his book.
"You're no fun, un," Deidara whined.
"Guarding isn't suppose to be fun, brat," Sasori butt in.
"But it's boring, un."
"We're the servants of this household and right now we are to be guarding the house while the others party. It is suppose to be boring," Kakashi said. Secretly, he wanted to know what their new master looked like too.
"Also…. Why are the three of us huddled together? We're suppose to spread out to guard better," Sasori said.
"Ask Deidara, he just barged in the middle of us," Kakashi said. Deidara frowned slightly.
"I was bored, un…"
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Itachi!.:/b
Inside Pein and Itachi kneeled down and poured tea for a bubbly Jiraiya.
"Well, I wish you kids eternal happiness!" Jiraiya said. Madara, his friend, rolled his eyes. He remembered the last time he saw Itachi was when the kid was 1 or 2 years old, he was adorable. As an Uchiha himself, he thought that Itachi would definitely run away before the marriage, but surprisingly he did not.
Next the matchmaker lead the bride into his new room, with his face stilled covered. He sat on the bed to wait for the party to end while the matchmaker collected her money from Jiraiya. *Lucky money*
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Gaara!.:/b
Gaara, like Itachi. Did the ceremony, except instead of kneeling with Neji. He kneeled with a rooster, since Neji was still unconscious (1).
"Mm, well. I wish for you to have lots of children and do some good for this family," Hinata said as she sipped the tea.
Next he poured tea for Tenten, Nejis' first wife.
"I-I wish you luck," Tenten stammered. Hinata glared at her and she immediately froze.
"Well hurry on, lets not make this last forever, go to sleep Gaara-kun," Hinata ordered as her servant, Kurenai, lead her back to her room.
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Itachi!.:/b
As soon as the matchmaker left the room Itachi took off the fabric. Who gives a fuck if it's not lucky? This marriage was never meant to be good! He forgot all about the package that Shisui gave him, so he just sat there.
He sat back down on the bed and pulled the fabric over his head once again. About 2 or 3 hours later, Itachi heard laughing and people saying stuff like 'C'mon, don't keep the bride waiting, Pein-sama!' or 'We wish you a Igoodnight/I'. They then pushed Pein through the door and ran off (2).
Pein sat down at the table and poured out the wine, those villagers are so ridiculous. Who cares about some damn guy he married? He took a sip and then walked over to the bed. He pulled of the fabric in a rather rough manner, his eyes widen for a second at the Uchiha until it went back to normal.
One hand grasping the ravens' chin and the other rested on his shoulder, he turned Itachis' head sideways and examined him.
"Beautiful, you're better than the credit's the rumours give you, you know," Pein said in a monotone. Itachi glared at him before stubbornly ripped his chin from the elders' grasp.
"Ah, arrogant too I see," Pein said. The Uchiha refused to look at him, which bothered Pein quite a bit.
He pushed Itachi back onto the bed on his back.
"W-what… What are you doing?" Itachi asked, backing away.
"Finally talking, ay?" There was something off about the Akatsuki Leader that made Itachi afraid.
"Back off!" Itachi almost yelled as he pushed at the others' chest. Pein ignored him and placed his lips directly on top of Itachis'.
"Mmmmph!" The weasel struggled under Peins' body.
The ginger used this chance to enter his newly-wed brides' wet cavern, before he can thoroughly explore he felt a sharp pain.
"Ahhh!" He yelled as he pulled away, clutching his bleeding mouth.
"Bitch!" He cried out and slapped Itachi across the face. Itachi glared at him, NO ONE dared to hit the Uchiha. NO ONE.
"Don't you dare do that again!" Pein yelled as he stomped to his room.
"What's his problem?" Sasori asked as he saw his Leader stomping back to his own room.
"I dunno…. I just hope it isn't because our new master is an ugly bitch," Kakashi said.
"Yeah, me too. But that is the only reason that can make our Leader that angry, un. He must've been tricked by the Uchihas' and married some ugly old dog, un," Deidara said. Kakashi and Sasori nodded in unison…
b(1): It is believed in the old days that when a man is badly ill and is unconscious, then they should do something lucky to revive him. Such as marrying him a concubine or second wife. A concubine is a women who he lets live in the house but she has no power over anything and is pretty much like his sex slave. His second wife, has more power and gets to wear prettier clothes but doesn't have as much power as his first wife.
(2): It is tradition for the bride to, after the ceremony, sit in the room on the bed to wait for her husband to come in and have his way with her. While she waits, the others would be partying and all that crap, then the grooms' friends would push him into the room. Usually they would also come in and tease the bride and groom but I didn't want to add that much drama so yeah…/b
IWhat will happen? Pein and Itachi already hates each others guts and they've only just met! How will Itachi make his way into Peins' heart? Will Neji wake up? When will Lee appear again? How will Lee and Gaara fall in love? Is it possible for Pein to fall head-over-heels for the gorgeous Uchiha? Will I ever submit again?/I
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Yaya: Sheesh, it took a while to come up with this!
Kana: It's only because you're dumb….
Yaya: . you big meanie!
Itachi: Okay great, I just killed some kidnapper and then I bit Pein-in-the-ass. Yuck.
Pein: ~winks at him~ I'm glad I can even be bitten by you, 'Tachi-chan.
Itachi: … Your seducing won't work with me…. Give up already.
Pein: ~sobs~
Neji: Poor me…. I'm still unconscious….
Gaara: I'm sure Yaya won't make you unconscious for the rest of the story. Will you Yaya? ~glares at her~
Yaya: N-no, Gaara-sama!
Lee: Great, I never appear anymore, do I?
Yaya: You will later on! Patience, people.
Kana: Why do you seem to focus the story more on Itachi and Gaara then Pein and Lee?
Yaya: O_O…. Cause they're the main main character! A duh. Pein and Lee are the main characters….
Kana: ….
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