bWeapons Of Love and Passion: Chapter 4/b
IWarning: Yaoi and lemon in later chappies, strong language and violence/gore.
Pairings: Main pairings are PeinIta and LeeGaa, will be other side pairings throughout the story./I
IbHope ya'll enjoy this chapter! Reviews, comments or favs are encouraged!/I/b
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b.:Third POV:./b
Kakashi and Deidara set up the table for breakfast while Sasori brought the dishes of food out. Deidara was blabbing on and on that Itachi must be really ugly for Pein to storm out like last night.
"Brat, who cares? As long as it's not Ius/I that has to marry an ugly hag then everything is fine. So what if he must be ugly? We still have to listen to him, bloody hell," Sasori said as he placed the second dish of food on the table.
"Yeah, I agree. Although I must say I'm very curious on his ugliness. LOL, the angry expression on Pein-samas' face was PRICELESS!" Kakashi chuckled, Sasori smirked and headed back into the kitchen to get the third dish.
"Uhuh, un. I wonder if I'll accidentally laugh if we see him, un?" Asked Deidara. In his head, he pictured a masculine guy in a woman's' dress. The image almost made him laugh to death.
"Brat, are you imagining weird things again?" Sasori asked, he put two dishes down and helped setting out the bowls and chopsticks. That was when Jiraiya walked in.
"Ohayo mina *Good Morning everyone*, Dei-kun, what are you giggling about?" Jiraiya asked. Kakashi looked up and gave his master a nod.
"Ne, Jiraiya-sama, shouldn't the servants be the one to say 'ohayo' first?" Sasori pointed out. Jiraiya simply shrugged.
"What were you giggling about?" The pervert asked again. Deidara then looked at Kakashi, who nodded at him, he turned back to his master and told him everything. Jiraiya frowned slightly.
"That matchmaker lied! How dare she!" He screamed. Sasori, who just walked in frown.
"What did she say?" He asked.
"She said that the Uchiha was 'stunning'," the writer pouted.
Deidara laughed and said, "Yeah, so ugly that he stuns people." Jiraiya laughed along and they started to discuss how ugly Itachi might be.
"Now, now Deidara. We all get that you're good-looking yourself, but that doesn't mean you make fun of others who are unfortunate," Kakashi scold.
"I know, ay?" Sasori muttered, "He's such a stuck-up."
"Aw, c'mon. It's only for fun…" The blonde whined.
Pein dragged himself into the loud dining room. Everyone shut up when they saw him.
"Ne, Pein-sama? Was it a big fright?" Deidara asked, Sasori elbowed him in the ribs and he shut up again. Pein frowned.
"What was a big fright?" The ginger asked, everyone just shook their heads.
"N-nothing," Jiraiya said.
Pein and Jiraiya started eating, Sasori leaned was carving his puppet, Kakashi continued reading his book and Deidara was nibbling on a cookie. Then they heard the sound of the door being opened. Deidara and Jiraiya kept the face facing down, in case they laugh. Sasori looked at Kakashi, who looked back at him. When they had gathered enough courage, they looked up at the Uchiha.
Kakashi dropped his book and Sasori accidentally cut off his puppets' arm. What they saw in front of them isn't an ugly monster but instead was a gorgeous sight. Silky raven hair that is half held up by expensive hair accessories, beautiful onyx eyes that were half hidden behind his bangs, milky-pale skin, plump rosy lips and a body that is dressed in a long blood red dress with elegant designs on it.
Deidara and Jiraiya frowned when they heard 'bop' noises, they decided to look up and Jiraiya officially froze while Deidaras' mouth fell wide open and his cookie fell to the floor.
The blondes' head snapped to the side and he looked at Sasori as if to say, 'Danna! That is SO NOT ugly!'. Sasori looked back, 'I damn well agree!'. They both turned to Kakashi who looked at them, 'Then Why was Pein-sama angry?'. Jiraiya spun around on his chair and glared at his 3 servants and mouthed, 'You bastards! You said he was fucking ugly! Liars!'
"Um…. Ohayo?' Itachi said, he then sat down at the far end of the table, as FAR away from Pein as possible. Pein, for the first time, glanced at him. Then looked away when Itachi glared at him.
"Itachi-chan~, why are you sitting so far away? Move closer!" Jiraiya chirped at his new family member.
"No thanks, I'd rather sit here," Itachi said as he eyed Pein.
"Why? Come sit here! Next to me!" Jiraiya whined. Deidara was still awe struck, wondering if the Uchiha is as scary as Pein. Sasori had finally recovered from his shock and was looking down at his puppet, blushing. Kakashi was just standing there, staring at the weasel like he was the most fascinating thing on earth.
"It's okay, I don't want to 'anger' someone," Itachi said. Pein looked up from his bowl and glanced at him.
Jiraiya, who was oblivious, clicked his fingers at the 3 servants. Automatically the pervert took his bowl and ran over, sitting opposite to Itachi, the other 3 took the dishes and placed them in front of Itachi, leaving Pein to be a loner on one side of the long table.
"If you won't move then we will," Jiraiya grinned.
Itachi gulped, this so-called 'otou-san in-law' of his is very weird. There was one thing he was wondering about…. Obito said that they put on weird feathery costumes, put their hands above their heads then sing and dance around a burning tree like retards… But these people seem normal enough…. Maybe they do it in the evening?
"Eat this Itachi-sama," Deidara chirped, he used a pair of chopsticks to pick up a load of food and placed it in the weasels' bowl.
"And this too!" Jiraiya said. He and the blonde started filling up Itachis' bowl with delicious looking food, it piled up like a mountain and Itachi sweat dropped.
"A-ano, it's okay! It's okay! I-I won't be able to finish it!" He said, backing away.
"Nonsense! You're too thin!" Kakashi commented.
"Yeah, just gain another 5 kilos and you'll be perfect," Sasori agreed.
"Say 'Ah'," Deidara ordered, he picked up a huge piece of meat with his chopsticks and placed it in front of Itachis' mouth.
"Ah," Itachi opened his mouth and Deidara stuffed it in. Kakashi and Sasori also surrounded the Uchiha and telling him to eat this and eat that and that he was 'too thin'. Pein frowned, they're going to choke the Uchiha if they kept doing that, not like he cared or anything….
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Gaara!.:/b
From the moment he woke up until now he has been working non-stop. No one forced him to work, but he didn't feel good unless he works hard.
"Gaara-kun! Neji-sama woke up!" Kurenai yelled. Gaara perked up, so Neji has woken? Was it just a coincidence or is he really a good luck charm for the Hyuuga clan?
Neji sat up a bit and saw Hinata.
"Neji-nii-san! Lay down and sleep for a bit, I'll send someone in to look after you," She said. Neji nodded and laid back down, his chest ached and felt like it's being ripped apart.
"Hinata-sama, do you need me?" Gaara asked as he stepped into the room. Hinata looked at him warmly, unlike the cold stare she gave him the night before.
"Come over here, Gaara-kun," She called, motioning for him to come to her. He walked over slowly.
"Yes, Hinata-sama?"
"You really are good luck to our clan. Come with me," She said. He followed her to her room, inside Kurenai was standing, as if waiting for them.
"Just sit down, Kurenai will take care of the rest," Hinata said. She left him there with Kurenai who brushed his hair and kept telling him how 'lucky' he was. He looked at her confused, but she kept going on and on. She pulled his hair up and added a ruby bird-shaped hair pin into his hair.
"Please stand up, Gaara-sama," she said.
"Gaara-sama?" He echoed. She just giggled softly before dressing him with a light yellow and green dress.
"Come," she said, and she lead him into the main chamber of the house, where the whole clan gathered.
Hinata, who sat on the golden phoenix chair in the front, smiled at him before taking his hand, pulling him with her to stand in front of the whole clan.
"I now will announce that, Sabaku no Gaara, is Hyuuga Neji, the clans prodigy's, second wife!" She said, everyone looked at each other, as if to make sure they heard right, then clapped.
"H-Hinata-sama?" Gaara stuttered, she ignored him and continued.
"He is no longer a concubine, so no one is allowed to order him around anymore or treat him with disrespect, understood?" She yelled.
"Hai!" They shouted back in reply.
"Good," she said, satisfied by their reply…
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Itachi!.:/b
He walked around in the garden, wondering what to do. It was so boring, nothing to do. He still holds a grudge against Pein for slapping him so he's not talking to the bastard! Then an idea struck him! Shisuis' package, he had forgotten all about it until now!
He chuckled mischievously and snuck into Peins' room. He looked around to make sure that Pein was gone before running over to the teapot. He opened the top and started pouring the powdery content of the package into the tea.
"Go to hell, fucking bastard! That's for Itouching/I me!" Itachi muttered to no one.
He then snuck out and back into his room, opening the window so he can look into Peins' room. He chuckled again as he saw Pein entering his room and pouring out the tea….
IWhat is in the tea? Itachi is trying to get used to his new life but he still hates the shit out of Pein so how will they develop their relationship? Neji has woken up, how will he react to the news that Hinata has gotten Gaara to marry him? When will Lee freaking get revenge already? Why am I such a bitch that keeps you waiting for an answer? Will I ever submit again?/I
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Yaya: Yay! I did it!
Kana: Why do you love to finish your stories so late?
Itachi: Wow, lots of drama happening in the Yahiko resident, ay?
Pein: Why are you always so cold towards me, Itachi-chan? What did I do wrong?
Itachi: … Everything.
Gaara: Oh great. Why is Hinata so dominating?
Hinata: A-ano…. T-thank you for putting me in the story…. ~bows down to Yaya~
Yaya: Awwww, you're so cute! Better than Sakura and Ino…
Lee: I thought you're going to put more of ME in the story!
Yaya: O_O'…
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