bWeapons Of Love and Passion: Chapter 8/b
IWarning: Yaoi and lemon in later chappies, strong language and violence/gore.
Pairings: Main pairings are PeinIta and LeeGaa, will be other side pairings throughout the story./I
IbHope ya'll enjoy this chapter! Reviews, comments or favs are encouraged!/I/b
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b.:Third POV:./b
Itachi nodded and nodded and nodded and nodded, Kakashi lectured and lectured and lectured and lectured. The poor weasel was kept up almost the whole night, now he didn't want to run away anymore. He only wanted Kakashi to leave so he can innocently sleep, was that too much to ask for?
"Kakashi-san, wagata *I get it*. I will never try to run away again, now will you please let me sleep?" Itachi begged. The masked servant stopped talking and listened. Outside the estate, someone rang the gong 4 times.
"Wow, it's 4am already? Gomen nasai *Sorry*, Itachi-sama, I lost track of time," Kakashi said sheepishly.
"How do you have so much energy? You don't seem tired AT ALL," the Uchiha said, amazed that Kakashis' eyes were wide open without a hint of tiredness in them.
"Hm, I dunno. I should go now, goodnig- I mean good morning, Itachi-sama," the masked servant answered. He stood up and was about to leave when he turned around again.
"Ne, Itachi-sama? You know, Pein-sama isn't a bad person, he's just a bit harsh," said Kakashi. Itachi frowned deeply, did the servant just said 'a bit'? Hell, Pein was one heck of a violent bastard.
"Maybe he just naturally hates me, who knows? But I know one thing for sure, we will never get along," stated the Uchiha bitterly. Kakashi looked at him in a sympathetic manner, but he turned back and walked out anyways.
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Soon the sun rose, and Deidara skipped into the kitchen happily. He was proud of himself, he knew something that no one else did, Itachi and Kakashis' secret!
Sasori looked up from the pot he was mixing, he stared at Deidara funny. The brat was definitely insane, he was practically wearing rainbow clothes and was skipping around with a small pink bird made of clay in his right hand.
"Brat, have you finally lost your marbles and went out of this world?" Sasori asked, raising an eye-brow at the bomb expert. Deidara had a pout fixed on his face.
"No, un. I'm just happy, because I know a secret that you don't, un," Deidara chirped, this did not annoy Sasori one bit.
He doesn't give a fuck about the blondes' secret, the last time he had a secret was that he accidentally blew up Peins' bed… And Sasori ended up whacking a huge book over Deidaras' head, for about a thousand time.
"I don't care, none of your secrets could be worth my time anyways," said puppet master stated. Deidara pouted again, he hated it when Sasori treated him like an annoying kid.
"But it's not a secret about me, un. It's about…. Wait, I'm not telling you, un," Deidara taunted. The puppet master just glared at the blonde harder, secrets that the blonde know can't be too good, right?
"I really can't give a shit," Said red-head said again. Deidara smirked, he knew what to do to get his dannas' attention.
"It's about Itachi-sama, un," the bomber said. Sasori perked up in interest, he quickly ran over and hooked up Deidaras' arm.
"Brat, I'll be your best friend if you tell me," the puppet master said. The blonde rolled his visible blue eye, sometimes the red-head is a bit over dramatic.
"No, un. You're always mean to me, un. I'm not telling, un," said blonde stated. He flipped his shoulder length blonde hair over one shoulder and walked off. Sasori wasn't giving up though, he followed said blonde and kept pestering him.
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Hinata!.:/b
Kurenai took her hand out, and Hinata placed her hand on top. Hinata wasn't an old lady, she didn't need the help to walk. But it looked more elegant this way. Besides, she needs to give herself a mature image, in order for the men in the clan to respect and listen to her.
No matter what you say, a bunch of guys from a child to a 55 old man don't want to listen to a 23 year old young woman. They at first thought that she is a useless brat who will lead the clan into bankruptcy, but she proved them wrong. She stood up for female rights, and is the first female leader of a respected clan.
Everyone respects her now, and even if they don't. They at least bothered to act like they do. Her life is rough, everyday she has a ton of paperwork to do and businesses to manage. That is also the reason why she wants Neji to have a child with Tenten, so she can back down and leave everything to her cousin and his child.
But for the last 7 years that they married, Tenten never once got close to being pregnant. Which frustrates the Hyuuga clans' leader very much. She even tried slipping Viagra into her cousins' tea a few times, but no matter what she did, it wouldn't work.
So she decided marrying Neji a concubine, Gaara, a male who is able to get pregnant. She thought that if Tenten can't get pregnant, it can only mean that Neji didn't do his stuff hard enough. And since Tenten and Nejis' marriage was arranged, maybe he's gay.
The marriage was suppose to be in another 5 months, and she kept that fact that she wanted to get him a concubine, a secret. But since Neji got really sick, she'll use the excuse that the household needs luck, to marry him Gaara. And damn was she pleased with herself.
Anyways, back to the present. Hinata walked through the village. She needed to go to the temple and get her fortune told. It is a habit for women in Akatsuki, they all like to have their fortune told. And Madara is the best fortune teller in the world, it's like he can tell the future by solving words you wrote down or by your fate stick (1).
Hinata sat down on the stool in front of Madaras' fortune telling stand.
"Madara-sensei," Hinata greeted, Madara looked up from his book.
"Ah, if it isn't Hinata-sama. Would you like your fortune to be told again, or would you like me to solve a fate stick?" Madara asked.
"Fortune please," Hinata answered. Madara grinned at her, she was a familiar customer and he can usually guess her thoughts. He took out a piece of paper and a brush with some ink.
"Please write a letter," he said, although she already knew what to do and was already holding the brush in her hand.
She wrote a few strokes and gave him the paper. He gave it a glance, and nodded.
"Water. Okay, what or who would you like to ask about?" The Uchiha asked her, he flapped his fan to cool himself.
"Children, I want to ask about a new born child. But it's not for me, it's for Neji-nii-san," Hinata said.
Madara nodded, he took out another piece of paper.
"Please write down his full birth date," he said. The Hyuuga leader nodded and quickly wrote down Nejis' birth date.
"Here," she said as she handed it back to him.
Madara looked at both pieces of paper, he used the brush to cross out some lines on the piece that had 'water' written over it and did some calculations on his right hand. Finally he finished, but he had a frown on his face, Hinata worriedly clenched her fists around her silk handkerchief.
"M-Madara-sensei, is something wrong?" She asked. Kurenai rested her hand on her mistress's shoulder, to calm her down. But Hinata ignored everything.
"Not really, it's just that… How should I say this? Well, Neji-san will have a child in his life-time, but there might be some complicated twists before he does. It is quiet interesting, but sadly I am not god. I do not know everything, this is all I can tell you right now," Madara said.
Hinata nodded grimly, she handed him a huge chunk of gold and left, but Madara stood up and grabbed her arm.
"Hinata-sama, fortune telling is only one silver, not this much," he said.
"No, this is for telling me something important. I don't know what I'll do without you, Madara-sensei," Hinata sighed. The Uchiha shook his head and handed her back the gold.
"Hinata-sama, I tell fortunes because I like to do it. Not because of money," Madara said. Hinata smiled softly at him and handed him a silver.
"Happy?" She asked.
"Yuh," he answered. She chuckled and walked down the pretty stone path.
Naruto stopped when he saw Hinata coming his way, he rushed over cheerily.
"Hinata-chan," he chirped. Hinata ignored him and continued to walk. Kurenai shook her head at him, she hated the blonde. Most wonder why Hinata changed so fast, she used to really like Naruto but then suddenly one day she ignored his existence.
There is a reason for everything, even if most people don't understand., Kurenai does. It was also one of the reasons why she is Hinatas' favourite servant. She always understands her master and can act out her masters' wish without Hinata having to use words.
"Hinata-chan, did you go get your fortune told?" Naruto pestered. Hinata nodded, he kept asking her useless questions until she turned and glared at him.
"Will you shut up?" She snapped harshly. Naruto kept his idiotic grin and bombed her with more questions.
She rushed back to her estate, where he cannot go without her permission. Kurenai handed her mistress some tea to cool herself down.
"Kurenai, go and see is that bastard is still outside our estate," Hinata ordered, but as always, Kurenai was already ahead and was making her way towards the door…
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Itachi!.:/b
Itachi stomped over to Peins' room, knocking the door harshly, like it was offending him.
"Bastard Leader! Open up!" He yelled. Pein was sitting at his study desk, doing paperwork, he rubbed his temple when he heard the knocks.
But he managed to keep his face emotionless, he knew that the Uchiha wanted to annoy him so that he would call for a divorce. But as Akatsukis' leader, he's not backing away like that. He has to show the Uchiha who's boss around here.
"Come in, Uchiha," he called. Itachi burst in the door and childishly stomped over to Peins' desk.
"I have to-"
"You have to complain, I know, I know," Pein sighed.
"Good that you know, well do it then," Itachi mocked. The ginger looked at him confused.
"Huh?" He asked.
"You said you know what I want to complain about, fix the problem then," Itachi said. Pein frowned, this is ridiculous.
"Well, Uchiha, I do not know what you want to complain about, will you tell me?" Pein asked robotically.
"Fine, then I'll continue from where I was before I was Irudely interrupted/I," Itachi glared at him, "I want to complain."
"About what?" Pein asked impatiently.
"This window!" Itachi yelled, pointing an accusing finger at the window behind Pein.
The Akatsuki Leader raised an eye-brow at him, visibly amused.
"What about it?"
"Oh my god! Can't you see the huge problem?" Itachi gasped, his expression is mixed with disbelief and horror. Pein frowned, he was confused, and he hates being confused.
"No," Pein said. Itachi gasped some more before pointing towards the window again.
"It's bOPEN/b!" He screamed. This just made Pein more confused then ever.
"And?"
"bAnd when I innocently look out my window I see you! I don't want to see you! It's a nightmare!/b"The weasel screamed.
Pein glared at him, intensely. He then scowled at the weasel.
"Exactly what is that suppose to mean, Uchiha?" Pein growled.
"Exactly what is sounds like," mocked the Uchiha. Pein struggled to calm himself down, the angrier he is the more pleasure Itachi gains in insulting him.
"What do you want me to do about it?" Pein asked.
"Either you change rooms for me so I won't have to suffer from seeing you and you won't suffer from seeing me, or you close your window and never open it again." Stated the raven. Suddenly the ginger had an idea that made him smirk.
"Okay, I'll change rooms for you. Move your stuff into my room," he said giving the Uchiha a hungry look.
Itachis' eyes widen, then he shook his head frantically.
"A-a-actually it's okay, I-I'll close my window," Itachi stutter, and then he made a run for the door. Before Pein could stand up and grab his arm. Pein growled in frustration.
"Stupid Uchiha," he muttered under his breathe…
b(1): A Fate Stick is when you go to the temple, you get this pen-tin-like thing made of wood with a load of wooden sticks in it. You then get down on your knees in front of the gods' statue, you pray and then start shaking the tin-like thing until one of the sticks fall out. On it is written either 'Horrifically Bad Fate', 'Absolute Good Luck', 'Going Well', 'Not So Good', "Might Be A Bit Bad' or 'Might Turn Good'. You then go to the fortune teller and give it to him, he'll pick out these papers and then does these stuff and then tell you what might happen./b
IWhat will happen? When will Lee find out that Gaara is Nejis' younger wife? What 'complicated twist' did Madara mean? How come Hinata is ignoring Naruto? Will we find out more about her behaviour? When will I submit the next chappie?/I
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Yaya: I've done it!
Kana: You choose the worst times to finish a chapter… Damn you to hell!
Yaya: ~pouts~ You're my friend, you have to support me!
Kana: ~sighs~ I'm not saying that I'm not supporting you, it's just that can't you not call me when I'm taking a nap?
Itachi: Why does Pein-in-the-ass like to sexually harass me so much?
Pein: I wish I succeed though… ~winks~
Gaara: Great, I didn't appear.
Lee: ~sighs~ I didn't either…
Hinata: I-I appeared quite a lot… Thank you Yaya-san.
Yaya: ~grins like an idiot~ It's okay, Gaara, gomen nasai for not giving you enough screen time in this chapter. But you'll get more in the others. I need to write a chapter about Hinata more, I'm the kind of person that cares about my supporting characters!
Kana: No, I'm thinking more like you're planning something but you don't want to let anyone know so you pretend to care about your supporting characters…
Yaya: ~gasps~ N-no I'm not! Hinata is an important supporting character! Without her the story will not go the way it is. But without Naruto, Sasuke, Shisui and all those the story would still go fine. But I give THEM screen time. I just care about my supporting characters…
Itachi: ~raises an eyebrow~ Whatever, Yaya. Don't believe you but just whatever.
Gaara: You better give me more screen time, or else I'll- ~cracks his knuckles~ You understand, right?
Yaya: ~nods frantically~
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