bWeapons Of Love and Passion: Chapter 9/b
IWarning: Yaoi and lemon in later chappies, strong language and violence/gore.
Pairings: Main pairings are PeinIta and LeeGaa, will be other side pairings throughout the story./I
IbHope ya'll enjoy this chapter! Reviews, comments or favs are encouraged!/I/b
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b.:Third POV:./b
Neji was gone, he went off to take a look at their farm and to see if Asuma was slacking off work again. Tenten was in the kitchen, cooking soup for the evening. It takes about 5 hours for the meat to become completely soft so she had to start from 1pm for it to be ready at dinner time.
Suddenly her head felt like it weighed a ton, and her vision started blurring. She stumbled a few steps away from the stove and fell down on the floor, feeling herself go unconscious.
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Shino walked into the kitchen to see Tenten laying on the floor, her eyes were closed.
"Hey! Tenten-sama fainted!" He yelled, in 5 minutes a ton of servants was surrounding her, one carried her back to her room, some rushed to go tell Hinata while the Anko raced to call Orochimaru.
After 15 minutes, Anko came back with Tayuya instead of Orochimaru. Hinata frowned, this is great, everyone knows how troublesome the bitch Tayuya is. Tayuya sat down next to the bed, but Hinata barged in.
"Ne, can you even do it?" The Hyuuga clans' leader asked, raising an eyebrow at Tayuya.
"Of course I fucking can! Who do you fucking think I fucking am? I don't fucking lay around all day in Orochimaru-samas' lab and pharmacy you know, I study medicine!" Yelled the red-haired doctor-in-training.
"Calm down!" Kurenai scolded, Tayuya huffed and reached towards Tentens' wrist, to feel her pulse. But then Hinata interrupted again.
"Studying is one thing, but having any skills at all is another. God, couldn't Orochimaru or Kabuto came here instead? Even Juugo and Kimimaro is better then you," She muttered.
Tayuya death glared her, but it didn't effect Hinata. For years she had been training for a strong heart, almost nothing scares her anymore.
"Orochimaru-sama is fucking busy at the Yahiko resident, Kabuto has gone to fucking Konoha to get some herbs. Juugo is bloody sick and Kimimaro is looking after him," the red-head growled, "But I can go now if you want, and instead I'll send the insane twins, spider mother-fucker or the fat-ass here for you."
Hinata almost shivered, she remembered the last incident with Kidomaru, it wasn't nice. The last thing she wants is to see Sakon and Ukon making a mess in her estate, and Jirobo is just plain annoying.
"Ugh, fine, just hurry up and see what's wrong with Tenten," Hinata said.
Tayuya went back to feeling the ravens' pulse, she frowned slightly and then continued a bit more before having a surprised expression on her face.
"Ne, I think she's pregnant," Tayuya said. Hinata almost fell off her chair, she smiled brightly.
"YESSSSS!" She cried out, fisting her hand in the air, totally forgetting about what Madara had told her yesterday. Everyone stared at her, shocked by her display of happiness. She grabbed Tayuyas' hands and planted two kisses on each of the red-heads' cheeks.
"Ew, what the hell woman? Mood swings?" Tayuya asked, she wiped her cheeks with the back of her hands. Hinata ignored her and skipped around hugging and kissing everyone.
Even Naruto, who happened to be delivering ramen to the Hyuugas' estate, he blushed bright red.
"H-Hinata-chan… Wow," he stuttered, Kiba smirked.
"Maybe she still likes you," the dog lover whispered to Naruto Then Hinata glomped and kissed him too.
"…" Naruto glared at Kiba and the dog lover immediately blushed before running so that the blonde won't kill him.
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Tenten!.:/b
Tenten woke up to see Neji sitting on the edge of her bed, she made a motion to sit up but he placed a hand on her chest, holding her down.
"Neji?" Tenten questioned in confusion.
"Shhh, don't move too quickly," he hushed. Tenten gave him more looks of confusion.
"Neji, is everything okay?" She asked.
"Tenten, we've been married for a long time already, right?" Neji asked, staring at the wall opposite to her bed.
"Y-yeah, 7 years already," she answered, confusion still clouded her head. Why is Neji acting like that?
"Then tell me honestly, who is the father of the child?" Neji asked, for the first time that day, he looked directly into her eyes. Tentens' eyes widen.
"Child? What? I'm not pregnant, my stomach is just a bit swollen!" Tenten cried out. Neji looked at her and smiled softly.
"It's okay Tenten, you know you can tell me. I don't mind if you have a lover, it's okay," Neji said, he placed his hand on top of hers.
"But I'm not!"
"How long are you going to lie to me?" he asked her, a glint of hurt in his eyes.
"I'm not!" She repeated.
"I'm not going to tell anyone, I just want to know, so at least I won't be too shock when the child has blonde, green or other coloured hair," he said.
"Neji! Don't you believe me? I'm NOT pregnant! I'm still a virgin!" She exclaimed, Neji covered her mouth up with his hand.
"Shush! You want everyone to know that we haven't slept together?" He warned.
"Neji…" She whispered when he released his hand.
"You really don't have a lover?" He asked her, Tenten nodded.
"But who said I was pregnant in the first place?" She asked.
"Well, you fainted in the kitchen and then Anko went and got Tayuya to have a look at you," Neji said, Tenten just huffed.
"You don't believe me but you believe Tayuya?" She asked, mocking hurt. Neji chuckled softly.
"Yeah, come to think of it, that was stupid to trust Tayuya," he said. They both had a little giggle about it.
"But what are we going to do now? How are we suppose to tell Hinata-sama?" Tenten asked.
"Well we definitely can't tell her now, if she asked us how do we know for sure that I'm not pregnant then what are we going to say? 'Oh sorry, but we've never slept together and Tenten is a virgin, so she's not pregnant'?" Neji stated.
"Hm, we'll have to let it be," Tenten answered, fiddling with her handkerchief.
"Oh, giving me the 'follow our fate' crap, ay?" Neji joked, they laughed again. But they both knew that their secret can't be kept for much longer…
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Gaara!.:/b
Gaara was walking along the bridge, looking at the many lotus in the pond. 'This feels like a magical dream…' he thought. Suddenly he heard the peaceful music of a flute, he curiously followed the sound to a shelter on one of the bridges in the middle of the whole estate.
There sat Lee, blowing into a beautiful wooden flute (1). Gaara shyly stood behind a huge stone pole, peeking out at the elder man. Lee had his eyes closed and was concentrating on his music so much that he didn't notice Gaara.
The red-head closed his own eyes to savour the music, he couldn't help but notice how sad the melody was. The wind seem to be joining in, with it's soft Iswooshing/I, blending in with the sound from the flute.
The lotuses gently swayed, it was obviously from the wind, but it seemed as though they were enjoying the music. If one was poetic, they could have made a beautiful poem to blend in with the peaceful mood.
Suddenly the music stopped, Gaara panicked, had Lee found out that he was hiding here? He turned to run away but someone grabbed his arm, pulling him back.
"Gaara-kun, was it?" Lee asked, smiling.
Of course, he was only acting 'cool', why the hell would he forget the name Gaara? One, it's so unique. Two, it belongs to someone he likes.
"H-hai *Y-yes*, Lee-san," Gaara answered, blushing softly. 'Aw, he's blushing," Lee thought.
"Do you want to join me for tea?" Lee asked, gesturing towards the carefully carved stone table surrounded by matching stone chairs, on the table was a tea set made out of china (2).
"H-hai," Gaara answered again. They sat down at the table and start making small conversations.
"Lee-san, I'm sorry if this is personal, but why is your music so painful?" Gaara asked. Lee looked up from his tea.
"Well, I can tell you. But that is if you don't mind an old mans' long and boring life story," Lee chuckled.
"No I don't," Gaara said.
"Okay then, don't blame me if you fall asleep though," lee warned in a joking manner.
"No I won't, I'm sure it's not that bad," replied the raccoon…
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Itachi!.:/b
Itachi walked around his room, he didn't know what the hell to do and he was getting bored to death! Suddenly an idea hit him, why don't he go and explore the estate?
He walked around the bridges, heading towards the west wing, when he reached his destination, he went around. Exploring the place with interest, the west wing wasn't as pretty as the north wing, but it was still awesome.
He stopped when he saw a young, raven haired girl with pale skin, like his, except the girls lips are also pale but his is plump and rosy. The girl had long raven hair and onyx eyes, she looked a lot alike Itachi, except that her eyes aren't as dark, her hair wasn't as long or as dark as the Uchihas'.
She stood next to someone in a wheelchair, it was another woman, except this one had blonde hair and HUGE breasts. On the blonde woman's other side was a man who had his face wrapped up and had a scary looking sword strapped to his back.
"Who is there?" The man boomed as he pointed his sword in the Uchihas' direction.
"U-um… Hello?" Itachi greeted, stepping out. The mans' gaze softened for a second before it hardened again.
"Who are you? Don't think you can play seducing around me, girl," he growled.
Itachi frowned, that bastard thought he was a girl, was he stupid or something? 'I look nothing like a girl!' Itachi thought angrily, then he looked a this reflection in the water.
He had on a long blue and light green dress, his hair styled and decorated with expensive jewelleries. His skin was pale like a girls', his lips were plump and rosy, as if they had lipstick on, even though he doesn't use make up.
His figure was slim, his shoulders weren't broad, in fact, his body was almost exactly like a woman's. Also his voice is soft and musical, not deep… Well okay, so maybe he kind of looks and sound a bit like a girl… But it wasn't his choice!
"I'm a guy," Itachi stated, hoping that the man would understand.
"You think I'm dumb?" The man growled again.
"No, I don't. I KNOW you're dumb," the weasel smirked.
"Bitch," the man took a menacing step towards Itachi, but the raven girl stopped him.
"Zabuza-san, please don't act rashly," the girl said.
"You're right, Haku," the man called Zabuza said.
The girl called Haku walked over to Itachi.
"Ne, are you really a male?" Haku asked, the Uchiha glared but answered.
"Yes," he hissed in annoyance.
"Can I please check?" Haku asked, she still had a smile on her face, she was talking about it like she was talking about the weather.
"W-what? N-no!," Itachi answered, his hands were fisting the front of his dress.
"Don't worry, I'm also a guy," Haku said. Right that minute, Itachi thought that he would faint out of shock.
"Ahaha, s-sure then I guess," Itachi mumbled. They walked into a small bush, Haku took off his shirt and stared for a while before blushing and he looked away.
They walked out of the bush and Zabuza glared at Itachi. Haku nodded at him and he nodded back.
"Just because you're a guy doesn't mean we'll let you go, who are you? Why are you here?" Zabuza asked coldly.
"Uchiha Itachi, here because I'm bored," Itachi answered, he used a tone that was just as cold as the elders.
Zabuzas' eyes widen for a second before going back to normal, he gave a small bow.
"Sorry, I didn't know you're Itachi-sama," he apologised. Haku grinned brightly.
"Isn't it great? Now we all know each other!" He chirped.
"Hn," Itachi answered. He looked over to the woman who was sitting in the wheel chair.
Her empty eyes just stared ahead, as if she can't see or hear them, Itachi frowned.
"Who is she?" He asked, Haku turned around.
"Oh, she's-"
"Tsunade, my little sister," Jiraiya answered for Haku. He walked over and planted a kiss on her forehead.
"Otou-san *father*," Itachi greeted, nodding towards the pervert.
"Itachi-chan, I haven't seen you this morning," Jiraiya stated.
"I… Haven't been well," Itachi lied.
More like he didn't want to see Pein so he didn't bother to eat breakfast. Zabuza and Haku saw through the lie, but they didn't say anything. After all, it had nothing to do with them, and angering your master is the last thing any servant would want to do.
"Itachi-chan, do you need Orochimaru-kun to give you a check up?" He asked.
A snake-like man appeared next to him, he had paper WHITE skin and his eyes looked like they had purple-eyeliner on. Itachi recognised him as the doctor who had visited his clan a few years ago, at first the man creep him out but when he got to know him, Orochimaru wasn't so bad (3).
"Hello, Itachi-kun," Orochimaru greeted with a snaky smile. The Uchiha remembered the first time that he had socialized with the snake-man, he almost wanted to run away screaming from the man.
But once they had small talks and got to know each other more, Orochimaru's snaky grins or creepy behaviour no longer bothers the weasel.
"Yo, Orochimaru-san," Itachi smiled back. Jiraiya looked back and forward from the two.
"You two know each other?" He asked.
"Dude, that was ages ago," Orochimaru said as he sweat dropped.
"True, you never knew that me and Orochimaru-san know each other?' Asked the Uchiha.
While the three talked on and on, none of them noticed Haku and Zabuza saying bye and then pushed Tsunades' wheelchair back to her room…
b(1): The picture of the wooden flute that I described is this chapters' preview picture! Look for yourself if you can't imagine what it looks like!
(2): Well, other than the country China, there's this type of pottery that is very pretty, it is invented by the Chinese people. And although the Western people learned how to make it, for some reason even until this day they cannot make china that is as beautiful or high quality as the Chinese.
(3): Orochimaru always gets the roles of the bad guys in fan fictions, I get that he's a bad guy in the manga but so is Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, Madara, Pein etc. Right? Then why do you people bully poor Orochimaru? Well I guess you can say that it's because Orochimaru isn't good-looking but Pein and the others are… But there is one problem… KISAME IS NOT GOOD-LOOKING! But you give him the good roles! You meanies are picking on poor creepy Orochimaru… Did I just say 'creepy'?/b
IWhat will happen? Will more secrets be revealed about Tsunades' condition? What will over-happy Hinata do? Gaara and Lee are taking small steps towards each other, they have good impressions of each other! The total opposite to Pein and Itachi… But Gaara is married to Neji! If they get together then they will both be punished! O_O! bWill I ever submit again?/I/b
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Yaya: I've done it again! A round of applause for me please!
Kana: Okay, great. So instead of solving questions, you only added more mysteries… Great, perfect…. How LONG will this story be?
Yaya: O_O… But I can reassure you that all the questions will be solved in the end!
Kana: So you don't know how long this story will be? Is that what you mean?
Yaya: ~bullseye~
Kana: ~sighs~ Just don't make it too boring, no one will want to read it anymore.
Yaya: Why? Is this chapter boring? ~sobz~ it's the best I can do!
Itachi: Are you guys talking about crap again?
Pein: ~talks in a threatening tone~ Yaya, I did not appear in this chapter… YOU WANNA DIE?
Yaya: ~screams and then runs away from pissed-off-Pein~
Itachi: Pein, stop chasing her….
Pein: ~smirks~ I will if you kiss me…
Itachi: On second thoughts, just chase her.
Pein: ~pouts~
Yaya: Itachi you traitor! How hard is it just to kiss him?
Itachi: Very…
Yaya&Kana: O_O… 'Weapons Of Love + Passion' brought to you by team YaKa! ^_^VV^_^