bWeapons Of Love and Passion: Chapter 11/b
IWarning: Yaoi and lemon in later chappies, strong language and violence/gore.
Pairings: Main pairings are PeinIta and LeeGaa, will be other side pairings throughout the story./I
IbHope ya'll enjoy this chapter! Reviews, comments or favs are encouraged!/I/b
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b.:Third POV:./b
"Lee, tell me truthfully. Do you like Gaara?" Neji asked. Lee shook his head frantically.
"NO! Definitely not!" He cried, he waved his hands in front of his chest. Neji stared at him, and kept staring and staring until Lee felt uncomfortable.
"We're best friends, you can tell me," the raven said, making a puppy face. Lee sweat dropped, he hated it when the Hyuuga did this. Suddenly Lee dropped down to his knees and Neji backed away in surprise.
"bFORGIVE ME, NEJI-SAMA! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE WAS YOUR NEWLY-WED AT THE TIME! IT'S SO WRONG OF ME TO BE LUSTING AFTER MY BROTHER-IN-LAW (1)!/b," Lee apologised.
"Whoah! Lee, stand up! I didn't say that I'm angry or anything! Seriously, people would get suspicious if you suddenly show me such great respect!" Neji said, he quickly ushered Lee to his feet. Lee wiped the tears at the corner of his eyes.
"Honto? *Really?*" Lee asked.
"Yes, in fact, I'm going to allow you to keep liking him. I really don't mind, this is just another arranged marriage," Neji said.
"W-what? Y-you'll really allow me…?" Lee stuttered, Neji simply shrugged.
"Meh, no point not being friends with you because of something as stupid as this," the Hyuuga said.
"You're my bestest friend in this whole world!" Lee exclaimed. Neji wrapped his arm over Lees' shoulder.
"Then treat me to ramen as a thanks, I'm starved," he said. His best friend giggled.
"Sure! Hey, does Gaara-kun like ramen?"
"I dunno, race you to ask him!" Neji replied, with that, the two friends ran off.
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Itachi walked with no interest, this was even more boring then he thought it would be and they've only been walking for 5 minutes!
"Ne, Bastard Leader, when are we going to stop walking in circles?" Itachi asked. Pein glared at him.
"How many times do I have to remind you not to call me 'Bastard Leader' when we're in public?" Hissed the leader.
"It's a habit," the weasel replied.
"Well, get rid of this habit, Uchiha," growled the ginger. Itachi rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"I'M SO BORED!" The Uchiha yelled, Pein covered up his mouth and glared at him again.
"Be a good boy and shut up, or else I'll make you regret it so badly," Pein hissed again, his arm held a firm grip around Itachis' waist.
The weasel sighed, they turned the corner and a bunch of girls immediately threw themselves at the villages' leader.
"Pein-sama! Would you like free ramen?" One asked.
"Why would Pein-sama want ramen? How's about free medicine?" Another said.
Itachi used this chance to slip away, but Deidara and Sasori saw him and followed.
"Itachi-sama! Where are you going? Pein-sama is going this way!" Sasori asked, Itachi turned around.
"Shhh! I don't want to go with him. You guys with me, or him?" Itachi asked, he rest his hands on his hips. The blonde and red-head looked at each other, then sighed in defeat.
"With you, (un)," they both answered together.
"Fine, but hey, why do they treat him so nicely?" Itachi asked, he turned around and walked down the street.
"Because Pein-sama is a god, un," Deidara said. Itachi choked on his own saliva.
"What? A god? Who told you this bullshit?" Itachi asked. Both servants looked at each other again and then shrugged.
Suddenly Itachi had an idea to why they think of Pein as a god…
bIn Itachis' Mind!/b
IPein took out a long whip and tied Kakashi, Sasori and Deidara to the wall. He slashed their backs viciously.
"Who am I?" He demanded.
"A god!" They sobbed, even Kakashi was crying.
Pein slashed their backs a few more times, letting their sobs echo off the stone walls.
"What do you have to do?" He asked.
"WORSHIP YOU!" They sobbed again.
"Good, seems like you bastards understand, only 90 more whips to go," Pein announced.
"Pein-sama is a god! We'll worship you! You're a god! We'll join Peinism," they keep sobbing. Pein then let out an evil laugh.
bEnd Of Itachis' Imagination/b
The Uchihas' jaw dropped down, could this be what really happens behind closed doors? He glance sympathetically at Deidara and Sasori who looked back at him with confused expressions. Suddenly he hugged them both.
"I feel so sorry for you both," Itachi murmured, the red-head and blonde blushed.
"W-what, un? Why are you sorry for us, un?" Deidara asked. Itachi kissed him and Sasori on their cheek.
"I can't believe what happened," the Uchiha said.
"I-Itachi-sama…? You okay?" The puppet-master asked, his face was tomato red.
"But don't worry! It will never happen with me around!" Itachi said, totally ignoring his servants.
Then the Uchiha ran off, so fast that Sasori and Deidara couldn't keep up. Soon he found himself wandering around, alone… 'Shit! Where am I? Oh well, at least I lost them' he thought to himself.
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Gaara!.:/b
Gaara pushed past the tons of people on the street, he turned the corner and bumped into someone.
"G-gomen! *Sorry!*" Gaara apologised, he looked up to see Itachi.
"Gaara-kun!"
"I-Itachi-sama!" the red-head greeted, he smiled brightly.
"Ne, I why are you alone?" Itachi asked, but because of all the noise, Gaara couldn't hear him.
"Huh?" Gaara asked.
"I said why are you alone?" Itachi asked again.
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" replied the younger.
" I SAID WHY ARE YOU HERE ALONE?" Itachi asked again.
"WHAT?" Gaara yelled back.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Itachi asked.
"HUH?" Seeing that this would lead them nowhere, Itachi pulled Gaara with him, they ran together for a while before making their way out of the crowd.
"Wow, it's much quieter here," Itachi commented.
"Uhuh, hey! What's that?" Gaara asked, pointing towards an entrance to a shop-like place.
"I don't know, but it looks like the hot springs if you ask me," Itachi said.
"Ne, Itachi-sama, have you ever been to the hot springs?" Gaara asked.
"Um, once or twice, I was always too busy with studying to go," Itachi said. He pulled Gaara with him into the place.
"Let's go together! And we can… I dunno, talk?" Said the Uchiha.
They paid the money and then rushed into the hot springs, luckily everyone is at the festival so the place was empty.
"Ah kimochiii *feels nice*," Gaara sighed, he slid into the water and his face had a dumb but cute expression.
"Hehehe," Itachi laughed, covering up his mouth to muffle his laughter. Gaara opened his eyes and stared at the Uchiha with a confused expression.
"Y-you're just so funny," the weasel said before breaking out laughing again.
"What is that suppose to mean? You mean I look dumb?" Accused the younger.
"Hey, you said that yourself, not me," Itachi laughed again. Gaara huffed and then splashed him with water.
"How dare you! I'm not dumb!" Gaara whined.
"How dare Iyou/I," Itachi answered, he splashed water back at the raccoon playfully.
"Eat this!" Gaara dipped half of his palm in the water, he pulled his hand back and then pushed! A huge wave of water hit Itachi right in the face.
Itachi dipped his head under water, his long ebony hair flowed in the water, making it look like a scene from a horror movie, suddenly he stood up. His hair was all in his face.
"ROAR!" he roared, Gaara almost fainted, he let out a high scream.
"EEEEEEEKKKKKKK!" The raccoon screamed. They then stared at each other for a while before both breaking out laughing.
"Hahaha! You should've seen your face!" Itachi laughed.
"Y-you meanie! How could you scare me like that?" Gaara punched him playfully.
"But you knew it was me," Itachi stated, Gaara pouted.
"Not fair, I need to get revenge," Gaara said, he glanced at Itachi mischievously before tickling him.
"AHAHAHAHA! PLEASE! MERCY!" Itachi screamed out.
Gaara continued to tickled his sides, making the elder laugh and gasp some more.
"Please! I'm sorry! G-Gaara!" Itachi gasped.
"Hm, fine, but 'Gaara' won't do," Gaara said.
"FINE! GAARA-SAMA THEN!"
"Good boy," Gaara stopped tickling and patted the elder on his head. Itachi pouted and crossed his arms across his chest.
"That was NOT fair!"
"Hey, I won fair and square," Gaara said.
Itachi pinched the others' cheeks, "Aw, Gaara is soooo cute!" Then he swam away before he can get tickled again. But Gaara swam after him anyways.
"Gaara-blast!" He screamed, splashing Itachi again.
"'Gaara-blast'? What the hell?" Itachi asked, he ducked the blows and splashed back with just as much force. Their giggles were heard even from outside, making the owner wonder what was so funny…
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Afterwards, Itachi needed to get back to Pein and Gaara needed to get back to the Hyuugas' Estate.
"I'll see you then, Gaara," Itachi said. And yes, this isn't a typing mistake, he really did say 'Gaara' and not 'Gaara-kun'.
"See you too, Itachi," Gaara answered. This also isn't a typing mistake, he DID say 'Itachi' and not 'Itachi-sama', c'mon, what do you expect? They're like best friends now!
The two parted ways, but the problem is, Itachi doesn't know which direction to go, until Deidara grabbed his arm anyways.
"Itachi-sama! Where'd you go, un?" Deidara demanded.
"I-I got lost," Itachi said, it wasn't exactly a lie, he DID started off getting lost.
Sasori sighed, "Are you okay?" He asked, the Uchiha nodded. Then they started making their way back to the Yahiko Estate. Itachis' eyes darted from side to side, trying to remember the path.
Once they got to their destination, Itachi zoomed inside and to his room. He dug through the things that he had brought with him up the mountain, he stopped when he found a glittering blue-green butterfly hair accessory.
Smiling softly, he remembered when his father had forced him to learn all kinds of things. One of his sensei had taught him which colours would stand out when placed next to which, and blue-green would stand out when placed close to red.
At first he had thought that the subject is useless, but it does come in handy sometimes. Especially when you want to give someone a present. Itachi giggled softly at the thought of Gaaras' expression when he sees the pretty hair pin.
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Pein walked slowly towards the kitchen, he heard faint talking.
"Brat, why are you always looking at Kakashi or Itachi-sama in a weird way?" Sasori asked. Pein was going to walk in but he stopped, sometimes it is not bad to listen to subjects that concern you, even if it means you have to eavesdrop.
"Hm, fine, I'll tell you danna, un. Kakashi-san and Itachi-sama are actually together, un," Deidara whispered, the ginger tensed.
"Ne, brat! Don't talk when you don't know for sure!" Warned Sasori.
"But I'm sure, un! Yesterday I saw Kakashi-san buy a hair accessory, un! It was bluish greenish, like one of Itachi-samas' dress, un! First of all, who else can Kakashi-san give it to, un? Second of all, it is very likely that he bought it because it suits one of Itachi-samas' dress, un," Deidara said.
Outside, Pein tensed further, but he couldn't be so sure. After all, this came from Deidara.
"Brat, you can't just decide that they're together just because Kakashi bought a hair pin that matches one of Itachi-samas' dress," stated the puppet master.
"Oh, but I am sure, un! That is only one of the reasons, un! The other night, I saw Kakashi-san ushered Itachi-sama into his room, un! What can they be doing at midnight, un?" Deidara asked. Pein felt his blood boil, 'Is this why you wouldn't let me touch you, Uchiha?' he thought angrily.
The leader stormed back to the north wing and burst into Itachis' room. Itachi looked up at the orange-head, in his hand he held a blue-green hair pin. Pein glared at the hair accessory, he felt his blood boil even more, before growling and stormed over to the Uchiha.
"SLUT!" He yelled, raising his hand…
b(1): Okay, so Neji and lee are best friends, and they're very close. So Lee and Neji thinks of each others as not only friends but brothers. That is what Lee meant by 'brother-in-law', since he thinks of Neji as a brother, that would make Gaara his brother in-law, wouldn't it?/b
IWhat will happen? How will Pein punish Itachi for the misunderstanding? Will Deidara feel guilty? What will happen to Lee and Gaara? Will I ever submit again?/I
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Yaya: Gomen for not submitting anything for the last 5 days… I wasn't lazy! Kana has been on a holiday!
Kana: Bullshit! Who goes on a holiday for 5 days? Besides, I edit by email.
Yaya: O_O' Shhh! Yes, you have! You've been on a vacation! ~elbows Kana~
Itachi: Okay great, let me guess. "Pein will kill Itachi. Lee and Gaara will be killed by the villages' rules. End of story" Right?
Yaya: .* NO! Don't start making the ending up! It's my story!
Pein: ~gasps~ Itachi-chan! You prefer that masked bastard over me?
Kakashi: ~glares~ Shut up! Me and itachi were destined to be together!
Pein and Kakashi starts cat fighting each other, Lee comes in and gets caught up in the fight.
Gaara&Itachi: Ridiculous bastards…
Yaya&Kana: We agree… 'Weapons Of Love + Passion' brought to you by team YaKa! ^_^VV^_^