bWeapons Of Love and Passion: Chapter 13/b
IWarning: Yaoi, lemon in later chappies, strong language and violence/gore.
Pairings: Main pairings are PeinIta and LeeGaa, will be other side pairings throughout the story./I
IbHope ya'll enjoy this chapter! Reviews, comments or favs are a HAVE TO!/I/b
ubA/N VERY IMPORTANT : Gomen nasai for not uploading a chapter in a month, I was actually deciding to quit this story… But then I decided to continue 'cause I got some very encouraging reviews ^^. I thought that if I quit the story, no one would really care, but I guess I was wrong ^^'… Well anyways, here's chapter 13, sorry for making you all wait for so long. /b/u
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b.:Third POV:./b
Itachi woke up to a welcoming warmth, he slowly opened his eyes to see a slightly tanned colour. 'Hm?' Itachi thought questioningly, he groggily rubbed his eyes to clear his vision but it didn't work, all he could make out is that it is early in the morning. 'Whatever this is, it's warm, soft and smells nice, so I'm gunna use it as a… Cuddly teddy bear,' the weasel thought tiredly.
He shoved his face into the warm thing, but then he heard something beating. Surprised, Itachi pressed his ear closer to 'thing', something was beating… 'What the crap?' Itachi thought, he then realised something. Someone was wrapping their arm around his waist…
Itachi looked up to see a shirtless, sleeping Pein with his arms wrapped around the weasel, holding him close (XD). A huge crimson blush covered Itachis' face, he made an attempt to pull away, but the elders' hold was too tight, it was impossible to pry his hands off the Uchiha.
Itachi blushed further and pushed harder against the others' muscular yet oddly soft chest. Pein mentally smirked and slowly wrapped his arms tighter around the ravens' waist, giving no sign that he was awake… *XD*
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Evening With Gaara!.:/b
They had almost gotten to the ramen shop, but suddenly Neji stopped dead in his track and clutched his stomach. Gaara looked at him worriedly.
"N-Neji? A-are you okay?" Gaara asked, walking towards the elder.
"Oh god! I have a very bad stomach ache! Ne, Lee, you take Gaara to eat ramen, I need to go home and rest or else I'll die!" Neji cried dramatically, he gave Lee a small wink and rushed off before his friend can stop him.
'Damn that Neji!' Lee thought angrily, Neji is trying to get him and Gaara together again.
"U-um… T-then let's go, Lee-san," suggested the red-head shyly, Lee blushed and nodded sheepishly.
An awkward silence followed afterwards, it was only broken when they ordered their ramen, Lee mentally sighed. He knew this wasn't a good idea, why did he have to even start to have a crush on Nejis' newly-wed? This is awful, the village will never let him get away with this if they found out, he would return to being an outcast.
Suddenly as they were eating, a strong familiar voice spoke up. At first he couldn't remember who it belongs to, but when he did remember, he wished he hadn't.
"Lee?" Gai said, he walked closer to his favourite student.
Lee hesitantly looked up and gave his ex-sensei a forced smile before speaking, "K-Konban wa *Good evening*," said the younger. Gaara looked back and forth from the two elder men.
"Lee-san, is this your father?" Gaara asked, Lee choked on his own saliva. He never used to mind when people mistaken him and his ex-sensei *ex-teacher* for father and son, in fact he used to take pride in it, but after what happened 3 years ago he wasn't sure if he still wanted to be mistaken as a relative of this man.
The man he used to respect so greatly, the man who he practically worshipped as a child, the man who looked at him disgustedly as he was dragged out to be punished for something he didn't do, the man who didn't trust him… Sure, Neji said that Gai had provided medicine for him, but knowing his friend, Neji probably lied so that Lee wouldn't feel so hurt and betrayed.
"No, Gai-sensei is just my sensei from ages ago," Lee explained to the younger. For a minute, Gai looked a bit hurt from 'just my sensei', an image from the past went through his mind.
bFlashback!/b
Young, 7 year old Lee tugged on his sleeve. Gai looked down and smiled at his splitting image.
"Hai, Lee?" The elder asked.
"Mm, Gai-sensei, can you help me train?" The small boy asked hopefully.
Gai pat him on the head and said, "Of course! Lee is my favourite student after all! But let's go get some food first." Lee grinned and held onto his senseis' hand.
"When I grow up, I want to be just like Gai-sensei! You're my role model, to me you're the coolest person alive!" Exclaimed the younger as they skipped *Yes, skipped XD* hand in hand towards the food stores.
bEnd Of Flashback!/b
"Uh, Gai-sensei, this is Gaara-kun," Lee introduced, gesturing towards the younger. Gaara politely greeted Gai who nod in approval. Lee mentally wished for the elder to quickly finish his business and leave, he wanted nothing to do with someone who hurt him so badly.
But out of politeness, Lee asked, "Gai-sensei, would you like to join us?" 'Please don't, please don't, please don't' Chanted the raven in his mind.
"Nah, it's okay, Lee," Gai answered with a small smile. 'Thank god,' Lee thought.
"Well, that's a shame," Gaara said softly.
Gai turned to Gaara, "Little boy, I've never seen ya around before, have I?"
"A-ano *Um*, I'm new here," answered the red-head shyly. Gai quirked an eyebrow.
"Really? Never- Oh wait! Oh god, how can I forget? You're Sabaku no Gaara, Nejis' newly-wed!" Exclaimed the elder. Gaara blushed and nodded…
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To The Present With Itachi!.:/b
Itachi heard Pein groan slightly in his sleep, and in a second, the elder was on top of him with one leg in between Itachis' thighs, slightly grazing over his groin *XD Pein ish a VERY BIG perv*. The weasel blushed madly, 'If I didn't know any better, I'd think that he did this on purpose,' the younger thought.
'…This is VERY awkward… Should I wake him up?" Itachi thought, he then tried to shove the elder off him, but no matter how much he pushed Pein continued to lay like a statue.
"H-hey… Bastard Leader… Get off me," the Uchiha muttered, he pushed harder with no avail. After what seemed like ages of futile pushing, the weasel have had enough, with one powerful kick, he kicked Pein off the bed and onto the floor with a loud bTHUMP!/b.
Pein got up grumpily and glared at the younger, "What was that for, Uchiha?" The elder barked out angrily. Itachi simply smirked and sat up in bed.
"Well, you were on top of me so I 'gently' shoved you off," he replied.
"'Gently?' 'GENTLY'? You call that 'gently'?" Pein yelled.
The Uchiha ignored him and rolled over to his side so he wouldn't have to face Pein.
"Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you!" Pein yelled again, but once again he was ignored.
Suddenly the door opened to reveal a smirking Jiraiya, "You guys sound like an old couple, arguing like that," he commented, making both his son and Itachi blush. Pein glared harshly at Jiraiya who was smiling like an idiot.
"We do NOT!" He exclaimed, but then Jiraiya ignored him and walked towards the table to lay some food down.
"Ne, Itachi-chan, you shouldn't be too mean to Pein. After all, HE was the one who carried you all the way over to Orochimarus' clinic last night," said the elder. The Uchiha huffed and then his eyes went wide when he realised what Jiraiya had said.
He turned his gaze over to Pein, "You? Carried me? To a clinic?" Peins' head poofed up like a tomato, his face red and glowing.
"W-well, there was no other way, that stupid snake wouldn't go anywhere at night, and the others are either slow runners or too clumsy to even carry a box of sweets…" Pein stuttered, his eyes glued onto the ground.
"Liar, Sasori may be a bit slow, Deidara may be a klutz but Kakashi both run fast and carry someone without dropping them. Besides, you can ask Zabuza from the west wing or someone else," Jiraiya stated, Pein turned his gaze to his father and glared hard.
"No one asked you! Anyways, I don't wanna walk all the way to the west wing, and that masked-bastard… He was sleeping," Pein lied, "Why should I wake someone else up for someone like you, Uchiha?"
Jiraiya opened his mouth to say something else but stopped when he caught his sons' glare.
"Well, I should get going already," Jiraiya stated, he rushed out of the room so his son wouldn't get angrier than he already is.
Pein sighed and stumbled back onto the bed, Itachi stiffened and pushed him away.
"What?" Pein snapped, getting on again.
"What are you doing?" The Uchiha snapped back.
"Uh… Getting some more sleep? What does it look like?" Said the ginger, he fumbled for the blanket and pulled it up his chest. Itachi glared slightly and crawled over Pein to get off, the elder blushed slightly.
"Where are you going?" Said ginger asked, using his elbow to prop his head up as he watched the younger stumble off the bed.
"Back to my room," Itachi said, staggering a bit, Pein frowned and grabbed his arm.
"Why? Just stay," Pein said, he pulled Itachi back a bit, causing the Uchiha to stumble some more.
"No! I'm going back and as far away from you as possible!" The raven snapped, pulling his arm away.
Pein glared, "Fine, you know what? Just go, go and then keep stumbling then make your fever worse! After that trip, stumble some more and face-plant into the floor, make sure you feel the pain, afterwards get cold and DIE!" The elder yelled, Itachi huffed and got back onto the bed.
"Bastard," the weasel muttered, Pein glared at him.
"What did you say?" He growled slightly.
"Who's fault is it that I have a fever?" Itachi snapped, he pulled the blanket over his head.
Pein rolled his eyes at the childish action, he then laid back down onto the bed and pulled the blanket down before sliding an arm around the Uchihas' waist, Itachi blushed slightly.
"Hey!" The weasel cried, struggling against the elders' chest. Suddenly Pein slapped his ass, making the Uchiha squeak and blush like crazy.
"W-what are you doing?" Itachi yelled, pushing and squirming against Pein who squeezed his ass.
"Stop struggling, or else I dunno where my hand would go," the elder muttered, even without seeing his face, Itachi knew that he was smirking in the 'you-don't-wanna-mess-with-me' way.
Itachi whimpered slightly and stopped struggling, oh how he hated this bastard! Pein let a small triumphant grin spread across his handsome face.
"That's a good choice, 'cause I bet you wouldn't like what I'd do next," the ginger whispered. Itachi glared up at him.
"Pervert," he muttered at the elder…
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Sasori!.:/b
Sasori watched as Kakashi took out a bluish-greenish long thing with something dangly at the end.
"Dude, who's that hairpin for?" Sasori asked, could it be the hairpin that Deidara was talking about?
"This? It's a western styled pen, not a hairpin (1), I bought it for Itachi-sama since he once said something about liking western pens," Kakashi stated. Sasoris' jaw dropped open slightly, that stupid Deidara brat!
"I need to go somewhere," Sasori growled before running off to find the blonde idiot. He ran all the way back to the south wing to find Deidara dozing off in his room, he rushed over and knocked on the others' head.
"Wake up you dumb, douche, damn brat!" Shrieked the puppet-master, choking the young blonde.
"D-danna?" Deidara choked out when he finally woke.
"1. Don't call me danna! You create misunderstandings! 2. You're SOOOOO DUMB! You're such a dumb brat who causes trouble for other people!" Sasori shrieked again, shaking Deidara by his neck.
"What did I do, un?" The blonde whimpered.
"Did you know what you did? DO YOU REALISE HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU CAUSED FOR ITACHI-SAMA? I SWEAR, IMMA BEAT YOU SO HARD THAT YOU STOP SAYING 'UN'!" Screamed the elder, he whacked a pillow over Deidaras' head for about a billion times…
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Kakashi!.:/b
IKeep it in mind that I will not forget what happened tonight/I
Peins' voice echoed in Kakashis' head. Will Pein hit Itachi again? But why is he so angry in the first place? What was wrong? The masked servant kept repeating the questions in his head but still no answers came out. U-unless… Pein li- wait, that's impossible…
Kakashi chuckled slightly at the thought that came across his mind, how could that be the answer? Pein would never love or like anyone… Not after what had happened anyways…
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Tenten!.:/b
She sighed softly as Hinata practically rebuilt the streets just for her to walk on.
"Tenten-san! Don't take such harsh steps! Watch out for little-Neji in your tummy!" Hinata shrieked in horror and rushed by Tentens' side to grab her arm and help her walk, Kurenai was holding an umbrella to block the sunlight for Tenten .
"Hinata-sama, I'm fine," replied the raven, slightly rolling her eyes at Hinata.
"How many times have I told you? '-sama' is not needed! Just 'Hinata' is fine!" Cried the younger.
Suddenly Naruto appeared and his eyes practically turned into love hearts when he saw the Hyuuga clans leader.
"Hinata-chaaaaaaannnn~!" He squealed, rushing towards her, Hinatas' eyes narrowed slightly, and she gave him one hard kick in the groin before continuing to walk on with Tenten as if nothing had happened.
Tenten glanced back at the whimpering Naruto who was rolling on the floor, she kind of sympathizes the kid, but Hinata has her reasons. Still, that didn't stop Tenten from wondering why Hinata changed so much. Once upon a time, Hinata had actually been sweet and shy… What happened to her now? O _ O…
"Tenten-san! Did you hear me?" Hinata asked worriedly, she waved her hand in front of the others' eyes, snapping the raven away from her thoughts.
"H-huh? S-sorry-"
"Ah! No, no, no! I understand, I heard that pregnant women loses their concentration easily, it's okay!" Hinata chirped, clutching Tentens' arm.
"Ah wait! There are some stairs ahead! Uh… I'll piggy-back you up there!" Offered the Hyuuga clans' leader, her sister-in-law sweat dropped a bit.
"U-um, it's okay," Tenten stammered. Kurenai then crouched down in front of Tenten.
"Hinata-sama, you shouldn't tire your delicate body, I shall escort Tenten-sama up the stairs," she said, Hinata paused for a while and leaned down.
"Are you sure? Look, I know I'm stern sometimes, but I'm no sadistic bitch who enjoys torturing others, even if they're her servants," Hinata stated, Kurenai shook her head.
"No, Hinata-sama, it's a servants' duty to serve their masters, I cannot let you do these low-class work," answered Kurenai.
"Fine, but do speak up if you're tired," said Hinata, she then helped an awkward Tenten onto Kurenais' back.
Hinata took hold of the umbrella that Kurenai was holding before, she then used her fan and started fanning for Tenten.
"A-ano… What about him?" Tenten asked, turning around to look at Naruto. Hinata paused for a minute.
"…Let him rot," she stated before continuing to fan.
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Jiraiya.:/b
Jiraiya rushed over to the west wing and to his sisters' room, he burst in to see Haku feeding her.
"Jiraiya-sama," greeted the young girly boy.
"Oh! Haku-chan! Can I feed Tsunade-chan?" Jiraiya chirped.
"Sure, of course you can," Haku answered with a smile, he handed Jiraiya the bowl and spoon before walking out the door, "I should leave you to your peace," the younger said before closing the door behind him.
Jiraiya grinned, he turned back towards Tsunade, "Imouto! *Little Sister!* I haven't seen you in quite a while! You know, that pretty boy you saw the other day, he's Peins' newly-wed! I'm sure you'll like him, he's very sweet!"
Jiraiya babbled on and on as Tsunade just looked ahead with emotionless eyes, like she had blocked everything in reality out of her head. She sat in the wheelchair, not moving a muscle except her throat (to swallow food), her eyes looks so emotionless that they'd pass for a dead persons' eyes.
"Well, anyways, the point is I think that Pein will open his heart again! Wouldn't that be nice? To see him finally smile again!" Jiraiya blabbed. After what seemed like ages of talking to her, he finally stopped and sighed.
"If only bTHAT/b didn't happen, then no one would have to suffer, if only nothing happened! But then again, if none of those happened, I would never get to know Itachi-chan. Itachi-chan and Pein would never meet, I guess a tragedy also brings something good along, ay?" Said the elder softly, for once, he was being serious.
He turned his gaze over to his imouto and sighed again, reaching out, he brushed a strand of hair from her face.
"Well, I guess life doesn't always goes as planned, and sometimes, something bad has to happen for something good to occur," he murmured.
Jiraiya leaned forward and pecked her forehead before prodding a spoonful of food in front of her lips, nudging them open.
"C'mon! Eat up, Tsunade-chan!" He chirped…
II DID IT! I FINISHED THIS CHAPTER! YAY! HORRAY FOR MEH! Anyways… What will happen? What's Peins' HUGE secret? How will Lee and Gaara get together? Why is Pein such a big perv? How long will this fucking story be? bWILL I EVER SUBMIT AGAIN?/b *I didn't in a whole month… .*/I
b(1): It's suppose to be an intimate thing, in the olden days, for the guy/seme to give the girl/uke a hairpin. It usually expresses adoration or it's another way to say 'I-have-a-crush-on-you-so-if-you-accept-this-means-you-like-me-too!' So if a guy/seme gives a girl/uke a hairpin in the olden days, it is like confessing your love, unless if it's for a little sister/daughter/mom/auntie or any other person from your family (except cousins, but cousins is a 50-50 cause they can marry or can just be brotherly-sisterly love)./b
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Yaya: I've done it! Yay! I won't get my throat slit by my readers of FF!
Kana: …You made me edit at 10:38pm… Again... AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHEN I LIKE TO TAKE MY SHOWER! ~chokes Yaya~ I'm happy that you finally got off your ass and wrote another WOLAP chappie, but why torture me?
Itachi: Oh god, another chapter? Why do you even continue with this? WHY? Why do you have to torture me?
Gaara: Oh god! ~slaps his forehead~ Just kill me now! I cannot take anymore of this torture!
Pein: Oh my 'Tachi~3! I shall rescue you from this evil Yaya! ~takes out a sword~
Itachi: … You're not a knight…
Lee: I shall save my Gaara from all harms!
Uryuu: …U-um… H-hello? Uh… Sorry, but I'm lost… Can you please tell me my exact location?
Itachi: …Oh… Um, you're at the 'end-of-chap' conversation in WOLAP… Sorry, but do we know you?
Uryuu: ..Oh, um, sorry, how rude of me for not introducing. I am Ishida Uryuu, Yayas' fav Bleach character... You know… The Quincy guy who hates shinigamis but saves their butts?
Gaara: …Bleach? I've heard of it once or twice, that popular manga/anime, right? Also, I'm Sabaku no Gaara, from the stupid series 'Naruto'. You know, the blonde idiot who makes a fool out of himself whenever he's on screen?
Itachi: And I am Uchiha Itachi, I'm also from the series 'Naruto', my brother is Uchiha Sasuke. You know, that dude who's hair looks like a ducks-ass and he's really popular with the girls?
Uryuu, Gaara and Itachi started discussing about their similarities and about their shows while the rest watches.
Yaya: T.T I'm glad they get along, but I want my fav characters to also pay attention to me! Oh I know! I'll wear a monkey suit to get their attention! ~rushes off~
Kana: O_O… I'll just say it for her. 'WOLAP' brought to you by team YaKa! V^_^