bWeapons Of Love and Passion: Chapter 14/b
IWarning: Yaoi, lemon in later chappies, strong language and violence/gore.
Pairings: Main pairings are PeinIta and LeeGaa, will be other side pairings throughout the story./I
IbHope ya'll enjoy this chapter! Reviews, comments or favs are a HAVE TO!/I/b
buYes, this is the REAL chapter 14! ^^ Happy? Oh, guys… REVIEW FOR GOD'S SAKE! Sheesh, I'm also happy about favs, but review is also needed! Why are you people arsed to add it onto your fav/alert list and even add me onto your alert/fav list but not review the story? Oh for god's sake! Review the damn chapter! Or else I'll have to not upload another chapter in a few months until I get enough reviews! D: /u/b
POV.:/b
Pein stirred in his sleep, bucking his hips, panting and moaning. Suddenly he woke up with a short scream and something sticky between his legs… Blushing embarrassedly, Pein shoved his face into his pillow and reached into his boxers.
Want to know what he was dreaming about? Well, today is your lucky day, I'll give you a small sneak peek:
bWarning: Uh… Sexual… Stuff… Contains some bad language and… O/O You know…/b
IPein pulled the leash, the Uchiha whimpered slightly and licked up his masters' body. Suddenly he was yanked right up, Itachi rubbed his face against the elders' chest.
"I've waited for this for long time already," Pein whispered before pulling the other into a kiss. Tongues battled for dominance, hair got pulled at, hands roaming around bodies and hips ground together.
"Then take what you want," the weasel purred seductively and attacked the slightly tanned neck, drawing out moans. Pein growled lowly and pushed Itachi back down onto the bed, he climbed on top of the younger and leaned down until his lips were right next to the Uchihas' ear.
"Why are you suddenly in control of the situation here, pet?" Growled the ginger, his hand reached down to pump the others' hard cock.
Itachi moaned loudly before whimpering out the answer, "G-gomen, danna *master*. Maybe you should punish me?" He whispered the last part out with a mischievous smile.
"Damn you, Itachi. I really should remind you of your position, right?" Pein said, he tugged the Uchihas' leash again, causing the younger to crawl up his body. "I want you to lick and suck me," was the simple but stern command. Immediately, Itachi took a brown nipple into his mouth and sucked lightly while his hand trailed down to touch the gingers' arousal.
Itachi stroked the hard shaft softly first before his mouth slowly trailing down the elders' stomach, nipping and sucking the skin before arriving at his destination.
He slowly and teasingly pulled down the fabric of Peins' boxers, letting his breath ghost over his masters' leaking cock. Itachi glanced up at the elders' aroused face, he then dipped his head and kissed the tip before taking the whole length into his mouth, forcing down his gag reflex. Sucking softly at first, then harder as moans echoed in the room.
Suddenly Pein grabbed the leash and tugged the Uchiha up, he pulled Itachi closer and kissed him.
"Mmm, no more, I want to fuck you… NOW," Pein punctuated his sentence with a soft bite on the weasels' ear.
Itachi moaned loudly before stuttering out a question, "Eh? N-no suck?" Pein shook his head and brought the younger up so that Itachi was on his lap, his entrance was inches from the head of Peins' cock.
"Ne, tell me if it hurts," Pein murmured in Itachis' ear, lowering the Uchiha down onto his hard dick. Itachi bit his bottom lip and hissed as the tip entered him. When half of the length had gotten into him, Itachi could no longer hold in the painful sobs that escaped his lips.
"I-it hurts, it hurts so much. N-no more, you're going to rip me in half," the raven whimpered and sobbed at the same time. Pein felt his heart clench at the pain in the younger's voice.
His left hand stopped Itachi from sliding any further down his length while his right hand stroked the long raven hair, his lips rest next to Itachis' right ear, whispering soothing words to the younger.
Pein pulled back slightly and captured trembling lips in a kiss, trying to steady them.
"Shhh, shhh, it's okay," Pein whispered, his right hand slid down and pumped the younger, trying to bring at least SOME pleasure.
Itachi whimpered softly, his hand reached down and swat Peins' left hand away, making himself slide further down the other's hot shaft. Pein kissed his cheek softly and rubbed the others' back with his left hand.
The ginger moaned softly as Itachi started moving up and down his cock slowly, his pace increased as he got used to the intruding length. Soon enough, the Uchiha was bouncing up and down on Peins' dick at a rapid speed.
Pein wrapped his arms around the slender waist, pulling the younger closer and moaning in his ear. Right then- /I
bEND OF… DREAM… WET DREAM…/B
And then… You know… Pein woke up… With… O/O… Anyways, back on with the story…
Pein glanced out his window, staring at Itachis' room which is right opposite to his. The ginger trudged towards his bathroom and cleaned himself up before returning to his bed and cleaning up the mess there.
He glanced out the window again and seemingly debated with himself. After a while, he sneaked over to Itachis' room and climbed onto the ravens' bed. He leaned over the younger and stared at the small frame underneath him. Pein slowly moved forward until his face was inches from the Uchihas'.
But before he could do anything, Itachis' eyes snapped open, surprising the elder. Itachi yelped and pushed the orange-head off him, causing Pein to fall off the bed.
"What are you doing?" Demanded the weasel.
"…I'm just being nice and checking to see if you're fever has gotten worse!" Pein yelled. *Apparently, this time Pein is telling the truth… He really wasn't thinking anything perverted. Unbelievable, right?*
Itachi glared at him, slightly believing the elder. Pein glared back at him and sat back onto the bed, Itachi scooted as far away from him as possible.
"Ne, tomorrow we got a competition to attend… So I just wanted to make sure that you're not near death yet, or else people are going to say that I mistreat you," Pein stated, his hand reached forward and touched a soft, pale cheek.
Itachi glared daggers at him and pulled away. He stuck his tongue out at the elder and said, "You ARE mistreating me! I hate you!" Pein winced slightly and leaned forward, he pressed his lips softly against Itachi cheek and pulled back.
The ginger ruffled the Uchihas' hair, he then stood up and retreated to his room, leaving behind a confused and blushing raven.
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"Ne! You don't have to walk so fast!" Itachi whined, practically running after the elder.
"We're almost late and it's all your fault! You just have to spend ages dolling yourself up!" Pein snapped, walking faster by the minute with Jiraiya, Kakashi, Deidara, Sasori and of course Itachi following him.
"Well, which bastard is the one who said that his 'properties' have to be perfect without a flaw?" The Uchiha snapped back, glaring at his danna.
"Now, now, don't fight, kids," Jiraiya said, he quickly shut up when he earned a glare from Pein.
They arrived at the Hyuugas' estate just in time, Anko stood outside to greet them.
"Pein-sama, Jiraiya-sama," she greeted, bowing lowly to them before talking again, "Neji-sama and Hinata-sama are waiting for you in the main chamber."
Pein merely nodded and walked off, straight to the main chamber, nodding to servants who politely bowed down to him. Itachi stalked off after his danna, suddenly a familiar voice caught his attention.
"ITACHI!" Gaara ran out of no where and glomped the elder. Itachi fell back in surprise, but he started laughing when he realised what had happened. Jiraiya raised an eye brow, indicating that he is amused by their behaviour.
"Gaara!" Itachi chirped. Gaara grinned up at him and pouted.
"I, like, totally waited for ages! And you haven't showed up until now!" Whined the red-head. Itachi shot him a sheepish grin and scratched the back of his head.
Pein ignored them and continued walking towards the Hyuugas' main chamber. Neji greeted him outside. The Hyuuga was dress in a light blue traditional kimono while Pein was wearing a black one with gold designs. *Such a fancy bastard… But that's what makes my Pein-chan hot! ^.^*
"Pein-sama, it has been a while, has it not?" Neji stated, opening the door for the ginger.
"Yes, it has," came the orange-heads' monotone reply. Once he stepped into the room, everyone became silent.
Suddenly creaks of chairs being pushed echoed in the room. Everyone stood up and bowed all at once to him.
"Pein-sama!" They all greeted.
Pein gave a nod of approval and stalked over to his seat, which is at the end of the table. Even though it's Hinata's estate, he is still the leader of the village.
"Pein-san, where's Jiraiya, your newly-wed and the servants?" She asked, looking around for them.
"…Being stupid…" Pein answered, sipping his tea. Hinata raised and eye brow, but she didn't question any further. Finally Itachi and Gaara walked in, giggling and chatting away.
They stopped when they felt all eyes on them. Hinata shot Gaara a stern look and gestured for him to come sit next to her. The raccoon gulped slightly and rushed over to his seat. Jiraiya walked by and dragged Itachi along with him to their seats.
Itachi grumpily sat down, he glanced at the glaring Pein but paid the other no mind. Pein cleared his throat before opening his mouth.
"Everyone, we are back here at the annual competition that the Yahiko and Hyuuga clan hold every year," he said.
Pausing for a dramatic affect which Itachi gave a 'Pft', earning a glare from the ginger.
"Okay, now the competition may begin in 2 hours time, may we go flower viewing in the mean time." Pein stated. Itachi groaned and muttered something like 'Flower viewing? How boring'.
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/b.:With Gaara!:./b
Hinata dragged Gaara out as soon as Pein announced that they had 2 hours until the competition begins.
"Tell me! Are you close to that Itachi?" Hinata hissed slightly, slamming his back to a wall.
"A-ano… Yes…" Gaara answered nervously.
Hinata sighed, "I'm warning you. If you know what's good for you, don't go near anyone from the Yahiko clan. They're dangerous," she murmured out the last part. Before Gaara could ask anything, Hinata had already left.
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/b.:With Itachi!:./b
Pein pulled the Uchiha closer to him, pulling the weasel along. Itachi struggled and glared at the elder.
"Let me go!" Itachi hissed, gritting his teeth. Pein turned around and shot him a warning glare, making the Uchiha shut up.
The elder finally let go of Itachi. Itachi rubbed his sore arm, never once did he break his glare from Pein.
"…You are never to act so close to that red-head again…" Peins' icy voice broke the deadly silence.
"And why not?" Itachi snapped. He had enough of this! First, his family just sold him away like an object. Then he was stuck with his poor excuse of a lover and now, he was banned from being friends with his best friend! Who does this bastard think he is? Walking around, ruining Itachi's life like that!
"…Because I said so… It's only for your own good… Don't ever trust anyone from the Hyuuga clan, they're just using you one way or another." The orange-head stated. His spiral eyes burned into Itachi's onyx ones, showing that he is not joking around.
"…No…" Itachi flatly stated. He then turned to walk away but Pein grabbed onto his forearm.
"Like I had said before: Don't defy me, Uchiha," the elder growled, giving the weasel's arm a hard tug.
"And like many times before: No. Stop trying to control everyone like they're a doll in your palm. As if you can do whatever you want to other's lives." The Uchiha hissed back. He gave a hard tug, pulling his forearm from Pein's grip.
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b.:2 Hours Later:./b
Jiraiya glanced back and forth from Itachi and Pein. Sure, they never got along well before, but there was never any dangerous silences. Usually it was only plain anger and yelling, never was there such a dreadful silence.
They didn't even look at each other. As if one glance can turn into an angry fit of screaming.
"Well, then the competition shall begin," Hinata announced, seeing that Pein refused to speak.
On one side was Pein, Jiraiya and Itachi. The other was Hinata, Neji and Tenten. Itachi had no idea what the competition is about, but oh well. It's not like it would make his day any better.
To his surprise, Anko brought out dishes of red looking food. Once Itachi lent in, he knew what they were. They were his worst enemies: Chillies. Itachi's face scrunched up in disgust of the strong smell. Pein glanced at him and smirked, he leaned towards the younger.
"Don't tell me you're not good with chilli. Well, the mighty Uchiha is not all that great, is he?" Pein teased, knowing that he had touched a nerve.
Itachi glared at him, "I do not have any weaknesses!" Itachi hissed through clenched teeth.
Pein smirked knowingly, "We'll see." He answered mysteriously. Itachi gulped. This is not a chilli eating contest, is it?
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I What will happen? I finally wrote another chappie! IS it a chilli eating contest? Why does the Yahiko and Hyuuga clan seem to hate each other so much? Is there a reason behind this? WILL I EVER SUBMIT AGAIN?/I
For you people who started reading this story after I deleted the prank chapter. This is the prank chappie:
bWeapons Of Love And Passion: Final Chappie! ^.^/b
i Why am I making the final chapter so soon? Easy, 'cause I've been banned on the internet by my parents, so I decided to make this chapter so you readers won't havta wait forever!/i
bHope ya'll enjoy this chappie! Plz comment for the final chap!/b
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POV.:/b
Kakashi walked with Itachi back to the north wing, they had small random, pointless conversation with each other.
"Itachi-sama, so you and Pein-sama are good now, right?" Kakashi asked, Itachi nodded slightly.
"I guess, but he's still a bastard," the weasel stated, Kakashi chuckled lightly.
"I'm sure you'll like him when you get to know him," Kakashi said softly, Itachi nodded grimly, suddenly the scarecrow tripped on Itachis' dress, the blue dress ripped open to reveal a pale thigh.
"G-gomen nasai, Itachi-sama!" Kakashi apologised, Itachi smiled at him
"It's okay, I- AH!" The weasel was too busy talking, he tripped on his own dress and fell on top of Kakashi, pressing their lips together. Pein then came onto the scene and got so angry that he cut Itachi and Kakashis' heads off without listening to their explanation.
Jiraiya came along and screamed at the bloody sight, out of panic, he stabbed Pein with a huge knife, Deidara came in and freaked out so much that he tripped and accidentally stabbed Sasori, Jiraiya and himself. Zabuza heard all the noise and rushed in to see everyone dead, he then went crazy and killed Tsunade along with Haku and finally himself.
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Lee pushed Gaara against the wall.
"I actually really love you, elope with me!" The raven screamed, right at that time, Shino walked in and caught them kissing, he then dragged them out to the centre of the village and killed them both.
Neji got so upset that he shot himself with a bazooka *O_O*, Tenten then committed suicide because she loved Neji. Hinata then drank rat poison when she found out that Neji and Tenten were dead, and being the loyal servant she is, Kurenai killed herself after Hinata died.
The whole village then got attacked by westerners since they no longer have a leader. Everyone died during the war. The westerners then all ,mysteriously died after dominating the cursed village.
bTHE END!
LOL! You have been prank! Did you really think that I would end a story this way? I have too much respect for my readers to do that! b
Meh, the chapter was pretty funny, ay? Anyways, it's been ages since I've done an end of chap conversation:
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Yaya: YAY! I did it! I finally finished another chapter!
Kana: T.T I SOOOOO missed editing your crap!
Itachi: Sheesh… You actually continued?
Pein: YAY! Yaya continued! But you can quit Eternal Happiness if you want. No one would mind… ~evil grin~
Kakashi: O_O… PEIN O+YOU MOTHER-FUCKER! ~chokes Pein~
Yaya&Kana: O_O… 'WOLAP' brought to you by team YaKa! ^_^VV^_^