bWeapons Of Love and Passion: Chapter 16/b
IWarning: Yaoi, lemon in later chappies, strong language and violence/gore.
Pairings: Main pairings are PeinIta and LeeGaa, will be other side pairings throughout the story./I
bu YAY! This chapter is probably what you're all waiting for: LOTS OF PEINITA! XD I'm not gonna reveal too much, read to find out. Also: REVIEW! /b/u
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POV.:/b
Jiraiya had a dopey grin glued onto his face as he watched the scene before him. Ah, it's always so amusing when they fought like that. Jiraiyas' new favourite hobby is probably to watch his son and Itachi bicker with each other over the most stupid things, like what they're doing right now.
This had been going on for days and it's just too amusing to ignore. It seems that they've found some kind of joy in insulting and frustrating the other, especially since the day that they came back from the Hyuugas' estate. Jiraiya could recall every single argument…
bFlashback!
.:2 Days Ago:. /b
Pein coughed loudly and yelled out to the Uchiha, "Oi, Uchiha! Take those damn flowers away. What the fuck is wrong with you? Uke, you are, but you're still a man. Stop playing around with flowers, you damn pansy!"
"Shut up, you pants pissing fucker!" The Uchiha shot back, making the elder choke on his own saliva and blush madly.
"I already told you that Otou-san just made that all up! I didn't piss in my pants, you stupid bitch!" Snapped the heavily pierced man, glaring back at the Uchiha with just as much force.
"Liar! I bet you did, you're the stupid pansy around here! I'm not putting these flowers away and there's nothing you can do about it!" Itachi screamed in Pein's face, angering the other even further.
"Oh yeah? Well I bet I can do something about it! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna push you down and fuck you so hard you'll never even THINK of defying me again, YOU BITCH!"
Itachi only smirked and growled back, "Fuck me? You're scared of flowers, one of the most harmless things ever, you pansy! I bet you don't even have a dick and even if you did have one, it's probably ONE INCH long!"
"You did not just say that," The orange-head snarled threateningly, pushing Itachi back, "I'm not SCARED of flowers, I just fucking hate them! Heh, you think my dick's one inch? How's 'bout I show you just how BIG it is!"
"I don't wanna know, you sick freak!" Came the younger's reply as he pushed Pein back. Just when the fight would get worse, Kakashi had came and stopped them, urging them both to go back to their room and calm down.
For once, Pein listened and stormed back into his room, shutting the door with a loud bang. Leaving only Itachi there with Kakashi.
"What the fuck is his problem? That fucker, always picking a fight with me," Itachi huffed.
The Hatake smiled softly, "He's not picking a fight with you, he's allergic to flower pollen. I guess he's just not very… Clear in explaining that."
Itachi looked up in surprise. Allergic to pollen? Well Pein could've just said that instead of being a total bitch about it!
b.:The Next Day:./b
Itachi purposefully scattered a bunch of flowers all over Pein's room. He ran back to his won room as he saw Pein walking back. The orange-head sneezed and coughed as he entered his room, what the heck is wrong?
There's a strong smell of lilies, roses and some other flowers. That's strange, Pein never let any flowers get one meter close to his room, so how come there's this scent? And why can't he stop sneezing?
Pein walked slowly over to his bed, sitting down only to feel hard things poking his butt. He lifted the blanket up and to his horror, he found a bunch of sunflowers scattered all over his bed.
The first thought that came to Pein's mind was a single name: Uchiha. He cursed under his breath and burst the door of his room open, running over to Itachis' room and bursting down the door. A screaming session followed after that and didn't end until a few hours later, when everyone came in to hold the two men away from each other.
bEnd of Flashback!/b
Jiraiya smirked and shook his head slowly, those kids never fail to entertain him. Always so damn fun to watch.
"Well Sasori-san is WAAAAAYYYY better than you!" Itachi yelled, grabbing Sasori's arm and glared at his 'lover'. Pein glared daggers at the younger, he then grabbed a bowl of rice and used his chopsticks to put some meat into it before mashing the rice and meat together, creating a disgusting colour.
"Oh yeah? Well your beauty rivals what's in this bowl!" Snarled the elder, showing the gross-looking content in the bowl to Itachi. That did it, Itachi couldn't hold himself back as he grabbed a plate of food and threw it at Pein who dodged it right before it hit his face.
"You bastard!" The Uchiha screamed, throwing more plates, bowls and he even grab Jiraiyas' chopsticks to use as a weapon to throw at Pein. Pein dodged every single plate, but didn't manage to not get sauce on him when the food in the plate scattered everywhere.
"You're such a bitch, Uchiha! Look what you did! Now this room's a fucking mess just because you're PMSing!" Pein snapped, charging straight at Itachi. Once again, everyone threw themselves in to stop the two hot-headed men from ripping each others' throats open.
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b.:With Lee:./b
"You want me to WHAT?" Yelled Lee, his face his face burning up.
"Shhh! Keep it down, dude!" Hushed the Hyuuga, afraid that someone would hear them.
"Keep it down? How can I after what you just told me to do? You want me to pretend to be you and rape Gaara-kun?" Lee screamed in a horrified manner.
"Shut up!" Neji hissed, smacking his friend at the back to his head, making the other shut up. The Hyuuga sighed as he continued, "I didn't tell you to rape him, you baka *idiot*! I just said to have sex with him in the dark and pretend to be me."
"That IS rape!" Lee yelled loudly, earning himself another smack to the back of his head.
Neji made a small 'tch' sound and snapped at his long-time friend, "No it's fucking not! How's it rape? It's not like he's gonna resist his danna *master/owner*!"
"Why do you want me to do this? If you don't wanna do it with him, then just don't! Why are you making ME do something like that? It's just wrong. If I ever get intimate with Gaara-kun, I want him to know it's me who's doing it and is willing to do it with me." Stated the other male, crossing his arms in front of his chest.
"Look, it's not like I can, oka-" The other stopped in mid-word. He quickly turned the other way and muttered out another response, "J-just forget that I asked you to do that." He started for the door but Lee grabbed his arm.
"Is there something you're hiding from me?"
"N-no… It's nothing!" The long-haired man stuttered, failing miserably to not seem suspicious.
"Yes there is. What're you hiding form me, Neji? Is something wrong?" Lee argued, trying to squeeze an answer out of his best friend. The long-haired man made a quick dash to the door, barely made it through before his friend jerked him back by his shoulder.
"You're not getting away until you answer me!" Snarled the hard-working man, surprising himself with his own rough tone. He never even IMAGINED that there will be a day when he snarls at his best friend.
"Fine, I'll answer you: THERE IS NOTHING I'M HIDING FROM YOU! Happy?" Neji growled, breaking away from Lee's grip and made another run for the door. Thankfully, this time he managed to escape, leaving behind a pissed-off Lee.
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b.:With Itachi:./b
Itachi raised an eyebrow as he saw Pein walking through the main room, past him and followed by Kakashi and Sasori. The Uchiha gazed at them curiously, save for Pein, who got the amused stare. 'What the heck is with that guy?' Itachi thought to himself, 'It's not like he's going to war or anything, so what's with the scary expression on his face? He looks more like a general going into a battlefield than a bastard going out…'
Right before they got out, Itachi stood up and grabbed onto Sasori's forearm, pulling the red-head back. Sasori looked at him in surprise, and Itachi placed a finger over his own lips, signalling the red-head to keep quiet.
"Sasori-san, where are you guys going?" Whispered the Uchiha.
"Huh? Oh! We're going horse-riding, do you want to come along, Itachi-sama?" Asked the red-head. Itachi's eyes widen and he almost jumped up and down, squealing with excitement at the thought. He was always fond of horses, despite not knowing how to ride one.
"Yes, yes, YES!" Itachi cried out excitedly. Sasori smiled softly and gestured for the younger to follow him out.
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Pein glanced at the Uchiha who was petting Senshis' mane with hesitant movements, obviously cautious of the large horse. The elder inwardly chuckled, Itachi is actually really cute when he's all afraid and shutting up… It's too bad he's rarely afraid of anything or shutting his trap… Pein let out a small, sad sigh at this.
"Itachi-sama, would you like to take a ride?" Asked the Hatake, putting his precious book away for once. Itachi looked up at Kakashi in surprise, he was too enchanted by the magnificent, tall animal to notice the attention he received by all three men.
"U-um… I'd love to… But there are some problems… One, I've never been on a horse before and two, I'm kinda scared of falling…" The raven mumbled in an almost incoherent voice, blushing at the display of his weakness.
Kakashi grinned behind his mask at the cute sight in front of him before speaking again, "It's okay, you don't need to be scared if someone is sitting behind you! He might not look like it, but Sasori's a pro at these stuff. I mean, a few years ago some gang of thieves who call themselves the… The… What was it again?" Kakashi scratched the back of his head, deep in thought.
"The Ultimate Gold Hunters," Sasori finished for his friend, smirking at the memory of the stupid idiots who climbed all the way up the mountain, to their village, only to leave with a small bag of jewellery.
Kakashi snapped his fingers in realisation, "Yes! The Ultimate Shitty Hunters!" Yelled the Hatake, making fun of the thieves' group name, " Anyways, they made an attempt to rob us and then rode off, back down the mountain. God, you should've seen Sasori. He was, like, full on at them! He grabbed a sword and a horse before running after them and beat them to a bloody pulp without even having to get off his horse. Holy shit, it was so freaking cool that now there's a fan club dedicated to this bastard here." Finished Kakashi, punching his friend's arm playfully.
"Really? I never knew! Why didn't you tell me this earlier, Sasori-san?" Demanded the overwhelmed Uchiha, the slightest hint of a pout graced his pink lips.
"Meh, it was old stuff…" The red-head stated, slightly blushing embarrassedly.
"He doesn't look like it, does he?" Kakashi said, "He looks more like a spoilt, hopeless, rich-boy than some horse-riding, awesome hero that saves the day, doesn't he?"
The red-head growled playfully, "What spoilt, rich-boy? Who's the spoilt, hopeless one here, bastard? It surely wasn't me who fell on my ass and almost sobbed myself to death when I found out that Jiraiya-samas' 3rd Icha Icha Paradise book won't be out until a month later." Itachi gasped softly and tried to muffle his laughter using his hand, making the Hatake blush a deep shad of red.
"I didn't cry… I just got some dust in my eyes," muttered Kakashi, a slight bump on his mask appeared from his pout.
Itachi held a an amused giggle and tugged on Sasori's sleeve, "Sasori-sensei, can we start our horse-riding lesson yet?" He asked, making both the Hatake and red-head laugh. But before any of them could make a move, a strong, commanding voice spoke up.
"I'll teach you." A plain and simple statement that had all three men frozen. Then they all looked up at Pein in unison. Itachi took a moment to admire the orange-head.
He had already mounted his horse, his eyes looked back down at them, like a god looking down on his subordinates. Those wicked eyes held a powerful look in them, a look that makes the person being stared at feel defenceless against this man.
He had his back straight, shoulders back, chest puffed out, head held high with pride while his hands took a firm grip on the reins. A very confident look, indeed. Once again, Itachi found himself mesmerized. This time not of the horse, but of the person in control of it, that confident, arrogant, proud bastard that Itachi had found himself loathing in the short time he arrived at this foreign place.
"Well?" Came the annoyed voice after a while of awkward silence, Pein was never a patient man. Itachi snapped out of his admiration the moment Pein voiced himself. 'Look of a lord, voice of a bastard. That bitch just had to ruin the moment by speaking, didn't he?' Itachi mentally asked himself, his hatred for the man shadowing over him finally found it's way back to his heart.
"No thanks, bastard. I wouldn't wanna interrupt the 'frolicking through the flowers' shit that you're obviously planning to do when no one is around, 'cause you're such a pansy," The Uchiha muttered, managing to get a few chuckles out of Sasori and Kakashi.
Pein frowned for a second, he was about to lash out on Itachi with a swearing fit, but then he realised that'd just make the situation much more embarrassing. So instead of using that immature method, he used a much more mature way.
"Okay, fine then, "Pein stated then turned to his horse, "Ah, Senshi, looks like I get to keep you all to myself, lucky, lucky me." The orange-head held back a smirk as he saw the Uchiha's eyes widen. Pein then pat Senshis' rear, making the horse walk away at a slow, teasing pace.
"W-wait!" Itachi cried out quickly, he almost forgot that riding with Pein would mean that he gets to touch more of that beautiful, brown horse.
"Hm?" Pein raised an eyebrow, "Something wrong?"
"I'm coming along too!" Itachi yelled.
"Oh? Hm, I dunno… I kinda changed my mind…" The elder started, teasingly playing with Senshis' mane, twirling the dark locks around his finger. Itachi merely glared at him while pouting, finally Pein couldn't take the cuteness anymore and he sighed in defeat, "Fine, come here." The orange-head extended his hand, letting Itachi grab onto it before pulling the younger up in front of him, he finished by wrapping his arms around Itachi's small waist and grabbing onto the rein again.
"Have a good time!" Kakashi cried out. Before Itachi could even answer, Pein lightly kicked Senshis' stomach, making the horse gallop off and leaving a cloud of dust behind.
Itachi leaned back onto Pein's chest, resting his head on the other's shoulder as he closed his eyes to feel the lovely breeze. He didn't like to appear so weak, but what other choice did he have? For the past 20 minutes of riding, Pein refused to even loosen up his grip to give the Uchiha more space no matter how much the younger argued. He stubbornly held the other tightly against him and tucked Itachi's head into the crook of his neck, letting the younger inhale his sweet but spicy scent.
"Hey… Don't you fall asleep on my chest," Pein murmured, noticing the way that Itachi's eyes drooped close in his embrace.
"Hm…" The Uchiha hummed, but it was obvious that he was almost asleep.
Pein smiled softly as he halt Senshi to turn his face towards Itachi and plant a soft kiss on his cheek. He nuzzled the sleeping Uchiha's neck as his arms found themselves wrapped around the smaller body.
"Mine." Was the low murmur that escaped Pein's lips before he could stop it. After realising what he had just said, he blushed softly and kissed Itachi again…
bThere, you guys had what you want, you evil people. Now will you please review? ~puppy eyes~ If everyone who reads this chapter leaves me a review, I promise I'll add some PeinIta 'fun' in the next chappie ~evil grin~. So hurry up and drag your mouse over to the VERY tempting 'review/comment' button underneath! XD Pretty please with a million cherries on top? /b
IWhat will happen next? Finally SOMETHING is developing between Pein and Itachi! What is Nejis' problem? Does anyone know his secret? What will happen to Lee and Gaara? Will I ever submit again? /I
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Yaya: Yayyyyy! I finished another chapter without making you guys wait ages!
Kana: ~sighs in relief~ BITCH! I almost thought that you fired me as your editor!
Yaya: ^.^ Of course not! You're my- ~gets beat up by Kana~
Kana: Shut up! Just remember not to slack off so much next time!
Itachi: =.=" this is HELL. What'd I ever do to deserve this torture?
Pein: ItaIta! ~glomps Ita~
Itachi: Get off me, freak! ~struggles like crazy~
Pein: I missed you so much! ~forever cry~
Itachi: =.=…
Pein: I WUV CHUU, ITAITA! ~kisses Itachi~
Itachi: O.o… EWWW! ~faints~
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