BPOV
"The first thing on the list," Alice said, "Get random items and put them in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking."

"I'll go first!" Emmett said.

Emmett ran, at a human pace, to the candy isle. He grabbed at least 50 bags of gummy bears and put them in a man's cart while he was checking out. Then the cashier said to the man "Wow that's a lot of gummy bears sir."

"What? How did those get in there?," then the man saw Emmett," Young man did you put those in my cart?"

"Maybe. Maybe not. Wait, is that…no it couldn't be…it is! Hi Kristen Stewart!" Emmett pointed at a wall and while the cashier and the man were looking we all ran.

"Hooligans!" the man said.

As soon as we were on the opposite end of the store we all burst out laughing. "I can't believe that they fell for it!" Emmett said.

"It was so funny!"Alice said.

"Well it's only gunny when he's pranking other people Alice. Remember when he threw out all of your designer clothes and replaced them with knockoffs?"Edward said and Emmett laughed even harder when he saw Alice's face.

"You know that I will get you back for that Emmett." When Alice said that Emmett was quiet and everyone except for Emmett laughed.

"Well enough of that what is the next one Alice?" I said.

"The next one is to throw tomatoes at people and yell attack of the killer potatoes. Any volunteers?"Alice asked.

"Can people got two times in a row?" Emmett asked.

"No Emmett I say that Edward should." Alice said.

"No Alice how about you do it?" I said angrily.

"I can't. I have one that is perfect for me so it's either you or Eddie."

"Alice don't call me Eddie! Also I'll do it. It's okay Bella love." Edward said.

"Are you sure you want to do it Edward?"I asked.

"I'm sure."

"Are you sure you're sure?" Emmett asked.

"Enough Emmett! I'm going in. Wish me luck."Edward said.

"Good luck Edward." I said and then Edward was off.

EPOV

I can't believe that Alice talked me into this. Alice, Emmett, and my wonderful Bella were watching from a distance. I grabbed some tomatoes and put them in a bag. Well…here goes nothing. "Attack of the killer potatoes!"

I started throwing tomatoes at random people and kept on shouting attack of the killer potatoes. Why does this have to happen to me? Alice, Bella, and Emmett were laughing like crazy. Then while I was looking at them I threw a tomato at a worker that must of came to see what was happening. His name was Jacob. Well I could be okay with this. Jacob tapped on my shoulder and said "Excuse me, sir," I looked at him he had to be a foot shorter than me."Um…I was…um…wondering if you could…well.…come with…me?" he said it as if it were a question.

I was starting to like this. Maybe Emmett was rubbing off on me. Oh no. I hope that I don't get Emmettitis. "No. Why should I?" I said.

Alice, Bella, and Emmett were laughing even harder now. "Well…um…people didn't like the show you did and my boss told me to find whoever did it and let him talk to them." he said.

I was actually starting to like this. "Well in that case…no."I said.

"Hey can you just please do this for me?," he was whispering now," Do you see that girl over there?" He pointed to a small pixie like girl with red hair and brown eyes who was talking to a boy with blonde hair and blue eyes. I nodded my head. "Well you see she's my girlfriend Sophie and the boy that she's talking to is her brother Will. I invited them to come and see me work here and I wanted to impress them. So can you please come with me?"

I heard Alice think 'It's alright Edward. I have a tripwire set up. It's right before the water fountain. When he trips run back to the women's clothing at a HUMAN pace.'

"Okay." I said.

JacobPOV

I can't believe that he agreed to it! That'll show him not to mess with me. Sophie will be so impressed. What should I say to her after I turn him in. Hmm…how about 'Thats how we do it around here' no that's stupid. How about-!

I guess that I was so caught up in my thoughts that I didn't even notice the tripwire! I also didn't notice that the culprit was running away. Man he's fast…or am I just slow? "Hey! Get back here! Hooligan!"

BPOV

Edward came over to us in the women's clothing department. "Finally you're here! I'm doing the next one!" Alice said practically bouncing up and down.

"So Alice what IS the next one?" I said.

"The next one is…"

Oooooo Cliffy! Don't worry the next one will be out in a day or two! I love the way this story is going! The story just flows out of my head so easily! Has that ever happened to you? I hope that you're having a great summer! Also I don't know when you're new moon is wherever you live but for me it's on Tuesday so don't forget to watch New Moon if you can!